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Dancing Holmes by paperflower86 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Okay. Um, I don't know why. But I read that adorable fill about Holmes and Watson waltzing and now I want...I want stoned Holmes dancing. Like, ridiculous dancing. Like, WOW HOLMES THAT IS SOME CRAZY DANCING.

I don't care what dance. He can bump and grind with his armchair or he can do THE WORM or he can attempt to tango with Mrs. Hudson and realize after the fact that she is a lamp. I DON'T CARE, GUYS. I just want him totally off his nut stoned and breaking it down.

Decided bonus points for Watson catching him at it and reacting with horror, serious LOLz, or both.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Dancing Holmes by lolryne Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: After finding out that there were dances with closed hold in the Victorian era already I really want this!

Holmes plays the violin well but is a beginner at dancing. There's a gentleman he needs information from who's really into it and so Holmes and Watson end up attending all kinds of dance events throughout the week(with Holmes disguised as the woman)because Holmes would feel uncomfortable practicing with anyone else than Watson and they can rehearse the steps at home. Sexual tension ensues.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary:

Prompt was a picture of a person doing cosplay of a Sister of Battle from Warhammer 40k. Line was: "MARY M.F. WATSON."


Categories: Art Characters: Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2011 Updated: 23 Mar 2011


Dark!Holmes by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Watson is in love with Holmes. One night he decides that Holmes deserves to know the truth and tells all. To his joy and surprise, Holmes reciprocates Watson's feelings. Holmes asks Watson to come with him to his bedroom. A short while after they've landed on the bed, Holmes says "Do it!" (or whatever else seems to fit). Watson doesn't think this sounds odd at all, given their current situation. But what he doesn't know is that what Holmes just said was a code for Lestrade and a pair of coppers, who emerge from Holmes's closet (or where ever they can hide) and arrest Watson. Turns out Holmes highly suspected Watson of being an invert, wanted to prove this to Lestrade and his men, and have him arrested. And he obviously doesn't love Watson in return. In fact, he's disgusted with Watson and also hates that he had to pretend to have feelings for him.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Dark!Holmes, John Watson
Genre: Angst, Dark, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Dark!Holmes taunts Moriarty at Reichenbach.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Holmes, James Moriarty
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Dark!Mothergoddamn by mothergoddamn Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: So, I'm trailing through this meme cringing at my drunken outbursts. Apparently I wrote a terrible RIP to Gary Coleman, put contacts in over other contacts, gave away my Kiefer DVD collection and offered to write het? I also woke up to find this fill attempt open in Microsoft Word. I have no idea what I was filling so if this is yours-enjoy.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Meme Members, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: A couple posts back, there was a prompt .

OP wanted it non-cracky
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Mycroft, James Moriarty
Genre: Dark, Errant Comment
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes & Watson's personal items have gained minds of their own. Dark minds.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Watson, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 22 Jan 2012 Updated: 22 Jan 2012


Summary: Watson's Dark!Sparkling Magical Healing Cock
Categories: Art Characters: None
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: Dark!Tentacle!Jam!Watson
Categories: Art Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 03 Mar 2011 Updated: 03 Mar 2011


Dark!Watson enforced chastity by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Enforced chastity- Dark!Watson likes to keep Holmes's cock locked away all nice and neat when he's not playing with his pet. Chastity belt, gates of hell, that sort of thing. It's for his own good, really; If Holmes can't be trusted not to play with himself then Watson's going to have to make sure that getting hard really hurts.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: D/s
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 May 2011 Updated: 16 May 2011


Summary: Dark!Watson fucks Holmes' left nostril
Categories: Fiction Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark, Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Torture
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: Dark!Watson has a boo-boo, so Holmes kisses it better.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: DubCon, Roleplaying
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Dark!Watson impregnates Holmes artfill
Categories: Art Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Mpreg
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: CONTINUE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS. DX<

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR TWO DAYS. XDD
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage, Orgasm denial
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Clothed male, naked male prompt.
Categories: Art Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Dark!Watson plucks Holmes' eyelashes out
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Dark!Watson pulls out Holmes's pubic hair one by one with a tweezers.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Dark!Watson punishes Moriarty by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

After Reichenbach, Moriarty is relieved to be rescued by a handsome, mustache-sporting fellow who seems concerned about his numerous injuries.

That relief doesn't last long. Dark!Watson torments Moriarty (physically, emotionally, sexually, whatever) and keeps him alive as a human punching bag during the Hiatus.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Watson, James Moriarty
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 01 Aug 2011 Updated: 01 Aug 2011


Dark!Watson stabs holmes by scap3goat Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson plunges the knife in just as Holmes orgasms.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Dark!Watson, desperate to kill Holmes, tries a different tactic.
Categories: Art Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: Dark!Watson vs Chuck Norris.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Watson
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Dark!Watson gets his hands on your tamagotchi
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Watson finds out that Holmes loves pain. Soon he takes advantage in a way Holmes hasn't asked for.
Categories: Video Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 28 Feb 2011 Updated: 28 Feb 2011


Data data data by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: ok guys, we've had Holmes reading Watson's mind, what about the opposite?

I'd like to see Watson getting the ability to read Holmes' mind and just getting seriously blown the fuck away trying to process that many thoughts at once. It's like listening to fifteen conversations at once OH GOD, MAKE IT STOP. If you know what it is, think Extremis open on all channels, all at once.

Just too much too fast, completely crazed data input Watson can't handle
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011