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Data, data, data by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Not to completely copy an older prompt, but here it goes.

Holmes narrates while he has an orgasm.

Any Holmes!verse is amazing, by the way.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Jun 2011 Updated: 13 Jun 2011


Summary:


THE WALLS OF REALITY ARE BREAKING DOWN. AND ALL THE WATSONS AND HOLMES ARE JUMBLED UP.

GO!


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dawson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC), The Great Mouse Detective
Challenges:
Series: MEMEBANG!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Summary: Watson has a biting!Kink. Holmes freaks out. 'Splaining leads to successfull!sexytimes.

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Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Biting
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Deal with the devil by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes makes a deal with the devil that in exchange of his intellect, Watson's crippling leg and shoulder wounds will dissappear.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


DEAR ANON by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: DEAR ANON....


(in response to virtual gifts for the meme)
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Dear John by taleya Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes writes Watson reams and reams of horrible poetry



Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Dear John by ljghunter Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes writes Watson reams and reams of horrible poetry



Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Dear John by ljghunter Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes writes Watson reams and reams of horrible poetry



Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Dear John by taleya Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes writes Watson reams and reams of horrible poetry



Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Dear John by ljghunter Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes writes Watson reams and reams of horrible poetry



Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Dear Onion.... by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: After having a lovely day, came home to some incredibly crap info. It's ruined my entire day, which was lovely up to now, and I could do with cheering up.

So I hereby call upon you lovely people to try and do just that. Any fill porn/slash/het/an ode to Watson's tache/a bicycle race/Holmes discovers Magretha will be appreciated and hugged.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherrinford Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Death is a Slap on the Wrist by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes is immortal.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 02 Apr 2012 Updated: 02 Apr 2012


Summary:

I mourn, now that your house contains
such fractured shadows.
This wine you’ve handed me
tastes sour. I joke and you do not laugh.
When you speak, assuming my approval,
I stare into discoloured
depths of my glass, longing
to get away...


Harry Guest, "Death of a Friendship"

Make it hurt, anons.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 May 2011 Updated: 16 May 2011


Deathfic by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Watson dies. 


Disease?

Beating?

Torture?

Anything... But old age. Gone far before his time. Dead before Holmes.

However his death, I want it to be tragic. I want holmes to feel guilty. I want all of Holmes feelings. His realizations of how poorly he treated his friend so often. How life will be without him.

Make it tragic. Make me cry.


Categories: Fiction Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Jul 2011 Updated: 18 Jul 2011


Debauched by feriowind Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Filling prompts for the meme has made me realize that I really like the idea of Holmes getting all messed up during sex. Could someone draw him post-sex with his hair a tangle, his body covered in bites, scratches, and bruises, sweating all over, etc?
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Debauched!Holmes by lizardspots Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Filling prompts for the meme has made me realize that I really like the idea of Holmes getting all messed up during sex. Could someone draw him post-sex with his hair a tangle, his body covered in bites, scratches, and bruises, sweating all over, etc?
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Deconstruction by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes analyzing sex with Watson. His mental deconstruction of intercourse for optimized pleasure, in both parties. Pressure points, pheromones, erogenous zones, nerve endings, THE WORKS. Science, with a liberal peppering of smut. Bonus points for all that totally collapsing in the wake of an OMGYESMORE! orgasm.

Double bonus points for somehow managing to do it in slow motion, though I can't see that being written any other way than "HOOOOOOOLLLLMMEESSSS BEEENNNNNNDDDD OVERRRRR"... soooo maybe not.D


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 408
[Report This] Published: 13 Mar 2011 Updated: 13 Mar 2011


Deductive Rimming by taleya Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I want to see a fic where Holmes becomes dependent in order to rimming of Watson.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Rimming
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Defeat by ancalime8301 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: After Blackwood won, Lestrade and Clarky and quite a bit of Scotland yard stood against him. Those who were captured rather than killed were locked away with water and a bit of bread and then hauled out, gagged, and bound to seats in a circular room.

In the middle of the room, Holmes is brought in, stripped, gagged, and chained in a kneeling position. As a show of power in front of the yard (and Watson), Blackwood fucks Holmes, ever so slowly, and with everyone gagged the only sound in the room is flesh on flesh, with Blackwood bringing Holmes off at the end, leaving him covered in cum, tears on his face, chained in the middle of the room with the last of the yard loyal to him (and Watson?) around him.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Blackwood, Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, Angst, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Gangbang, NonCon
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Defensive by unsettledink Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML

...yes, I'm asking for Gladstone H/C.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Gladstone, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Degeneration by rat_chan Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: All is well in front of the Scotland Yard chaps but when Holmes is alone Dark!HomophobicWatson is:
"I saw they way you were looking at Lestrade, you whore! You flaunt your depravity" like. Then he teaches Holmes a lesson.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: DubCon
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: Vase Smashing.


It could be Irene/Holmes, Watson/Holmes, Mary/Holmes, Mrs. Hudson/Holmes (why do I sense a theme here?) or even Holmes/Watson. Just let 'er rip.

And if it ended in smut, I wouldn't object too hard.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Delicacy by ninja_firefly Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: In a dark room, Mycroft's craddling Sherlock's head in his lap, stroking his hair in quiet desperation as his brother bleeds/detoxes/cries/all above/none of the above.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Delicious Side Effects by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Errant comment fill for "Yum! :D Please continue!".
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Errant Comment
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 24 Oct 2011 Updated: 24 Oct 2011


Delivered by ancalime8301 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I want Holmes to be pregnant. Make it m-preg, make him into a girl, do any combination of the two...your choice in the details so long as he's heavily and obviously pregnant. (and preferably au enough that no one finds it THAT weird that it happened)

And I want a person fondling him, feeling his belly, like a proud and besotted and doting father of the baby/lover might do. Feeling the baby move, whispering in Holmes's ear, perhaps even hands travelling south like he wants a re-enactment of what led to Holmes's condition in the first place. Tasting his milk. The sort of scene that should be fluffy and beautiful and possibly sexy.

Except he isn't the baby's father or Holmes's lover. He's Holmes's kidnapper/stalker.

So what happens when the real daddy arrives? Bonus points if the baby starts coming at an inopportune moment and Holmes's and the baby's lives are in real danger.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU , Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Mpreg
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 May 2011 Updated: 13 May 2011