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A Fine Mess by ingridmatthews Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I'll give my heart to anyone who will write me a fill about Holmes bonding with puppy Gladstone, even though he doesn't like dogs (or is afraid of them, maybe?)
Categories: Fiction Characters: Gladstone, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: So, way back on the original kinkmeme, I wrote a Sherlock Holmes/Dexter crossover with Watson as a conscientious sociopathic murderer.
Later, someone posted a request for some murder porn, and I decided to write a smutty sequel. Being the lazy asshole that I am, it took me about three months. (And I swear, I'll get back on the WIPs I've got eventually.)
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Can I have some fluffly BBC Mycroft/John pretty please? I'm not feeling porny today so... yeah, fluff :D
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: I'd like Holmes to accidentally kill some cute little animal (like a squirrel? idk Maybe Gladstone?) and feel really shitty about it. Like,he gives it a mini-funeral and stuff. Watson comforts him. Any universe!
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: So, can we have Watson reach some goal in his writing career that makes him super happy - it doesn't necessarily have to be a big thing, just something he's always wanted.

Holmes congratulates him. Sexily.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


A Glass Too Clear by sacred_chao Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes is captured and injected with cocaine, far more than even he is used to. When Watson finds him, he's a quivering mess of addiction.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 01 May 2011 Updated: 01 May 2011


A Heart That Bends by ingridmatthews Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes had been kidnapped Lestrade and his men have given up their search, whilst Watson does not…and eventually he figures out where Holmes is
Watson finds Holmes, in a bloody heap; chained to a wall, body, possibly mind as well, broken.
I’d also like to read about the aftermath;how Holmes reacts to everyday living, after his ordeal.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Dark, Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: NonCon, Powerplay
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes/Rimbaud, Verlaine/Watson, Watson/Holmes
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


A Kindly Whisper by flying_android Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes does something that makes Watson whisper "Norbury" in his ear.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


A l'encre sur ta peau by lolryne Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes writes a love letter to Watson. In French. On Watson's naked skin
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


A Lapse in Judgement by arkady Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes falls into a coma. Watson pronounces him dead and buries him alive.
Does Holmes have the benefit of being buried in a safety coffin?
Categories: Fiction Characters: Constable Clarke, Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , H/C, Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


A Lazy Afternoon by ancalime8301 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson and Holmes are having a lazy afternoon at home, no cases, no patients, just a chance to catch up on some reading and sleep. Then they share a look across the room and sex ensues.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Mary writes Holmes/Watson fanfic. Watson finds it and offers to be her beta.

"Really, darling, one should have copious amounts of lubrication before that act."
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


A litter of Two by ninja_firefly Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes ejaculates tiny kittens that he and Watson have to take care of as they grow.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


A little Angst by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes being depressed, drinking away his sorrows because he's in love with Watson and Watson's getting married.
No happy endings here.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 673
[Report This] Published: 13 Mar 2011 Updated: 13 Mar 2011


Summary: For Challenge #5

Advice and or sympathy. Let's see a fic where someone seeks (or offers) advice and/or sympathy. Feel free to include some of the supporting, rare, or obscure characters in with our two heroes (or instead of them, if folks like). All universes are welcome, as usual.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: Challenge #5
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


A Little Sugar by f_m_r_l Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: "I need BBC!Sherlock and John having just a quiet, sweet moment or day. Something happy. First kiss, first time, something. Domestic bliss, even."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary:

Watson has been married for six months, and since then, he has gotten into hundreds of arguments with Mary concerning his feeling for Holmes. As a result, he has not visited Holmes once, attempting to hold together his "respectable life." Finally, he leaves, returning to Baker Street to beg Holmes to take him back.

Holmes says no.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


A Matter of Experience by ladylovelace Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Watson have become lovers and are a few weeks into it when Watson discovers that their first time together was Holmes' first time having sex, period. Watson, as usual, had no idea and wasn't exactly gentle during it. In fact, it was on the rough side, with Holmes on the bottom.

Cue surprise, guilt and Watson making it up to Holmes with sweet, soft nookie while Holmes is all "I don't see the big deal, BUT OKAY."
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Virginity
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock. Watson. Trapped in some sort of blizzard. Cliche bodyheat sharing leads to sexyfuntimes FTW.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio, Frottage, Hypothermia
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


A misunderstanding by lostwiginity Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: A fill without a prompt?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


A Monkey in Time by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock confesses his feelings to John. There's also a llama.
Categories: Cleverbot Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


A Morning Encounter by rat_chan Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: You had to convert me to Holmes/Moriarty, didn't you? DAMN YOU, RAT_CHAN. DAMN YOU AND DAMN ORSON WELLES.

Yeah. Holmes. Moriarty. Gunplay. Roll with it people!
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Gunkink
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: Everybody wants Watson. Observe:

Mrs. Hudson--makes his favorite jam
Mary Morstan--visits entirely too frequently, drops hints about marriage (and doilies)
Mycroft Holmes--invites him over for "discreet visits" to the Diogenes
Lord Blackwood--kidnaps Watson for "secret sex rituals" with him and Coward
Coward--see above
Sebastian Moran--shares exciting stories about India (while cheating at cards, but still...)
James Moriarty--awkwardly attempts to be romantic by buying flowers, chocolate, vaguely threatening stalker-ish love notes, etc.
Gladstone--looking at his leg in that manner
Lestrade (and the rest of Scotland Yard)--looks at in an inappropriate manner, shamelessly flirts when Holmes is (supposedly) out of earshot

Sherlock Holmes is jealous as hell, and totally rejects this BS. He holds a meeting to discuss "the state of the Watson" with everyone present. Namely, Watson is HIS, and everyone else should go find their own dashing, ex-military boyfriends with pretty moustaches.
Categories: Art Characters: Blackwood, Gladstone, Inspector Lestrade, James Moriarty, John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary:

Dark!Watson and Normal!Watson trade penises.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Watson, John Watson
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2011 Updated: 21 Feb 2011