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Summary: For Challenge #6

There's been a lot of fics written about first times, but what about only times? Basically, something that happens to a character or characters only one time.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: Challenge #6
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


DIY by ladylovelace Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson has a mechanical cock.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes and watson are in a dire situation and then suddenly watson snaps and idk nearly singlehandedly defeats their opponents and holmes is like holy jesus
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Do What You Will by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Blackwood/Coward : sex and magic : darkness, devotion, desperation

As to why Coward joined Blackwood in his evil plots, it wasn't just for the power.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Blackwood, Coward
Genre: Drama , PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 287
[Report This] Published: 11 Mar 2011 Updated: 11 Mar 2011


Doctor Badass by lily_the_cheese Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I'm beginning to think that the tuna casserole I just scarfed down was a mistake. (Haven't eaten for the better part of two days because I've been feeling... bad.) Need halp, meme! I'm praying to the Kinkmeme Shrine I have set up in my closet for this prompt. Well, between coughing fits.

Holmes is sick, coughing and hacking everywhere, feverish, sore throat, et cetera. He really, really should be in bed but instead he tries to insist on "No, I have cases to solve!" Watson replies with

">:| Mother Hen will go all dark!Hen on your pert ass if you don't get said ass back in bed right now. And take your pills and have you not eaten?! Dear God man--" perhaps spoon-feeding Holmes when he's all like "I don't want to eat!" even though he hasn't eaten for days...? (Holmes does that anyway, but I imagine Watson would be especially insistent on his eating if he was sick.)

So basically, Watson being Doctor Badass. Aggressive about making Holmes better. Go!
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, H/C, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary:

Dr Quackers versus the Aflac Duck



Categories: Ficlets Characters: Doctor Quackers
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


Dog Days by yan_tan_tether Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Ice play. Make me melt.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio, Frottage, Ice Play
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Dog in a wig by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: A dog wearing Irene's hair
Categories: Art Characters: Gladstone
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Doggy Style by mneiai Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Gladstone

Doggy style.

(Gladstone humping Holmes to completion)
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Gladstone, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bestiality
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 339
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2011 Updated: 21 Feb 2011


Don't Cry by bowsofwrath Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Victor Trevor breaks Holmes' heart.Based on "Don't Cry" by Guns n' Roses.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes, Victor Trevor
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Don't Get Married by roladie Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Fill for the iPod Track Challenge
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: iPod Track Challenge
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: While working a case Sherlock and Watson discover that the crime was commited in the name of some guys male lover. Watson is all like, "Doesn't make sense why would anyone risk it not to mention the tremendous pain of trying to have intercourse..." and Holmes cuts him off being all, "Well that's not quite right" and goes on to describe in loving, meticulous detail about the joys of having a penis inside you.

Initially Watson's mustache gets all bent out of shape but a few weeks later he's asking for a demonstration.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Feb 2011 Updated: 13 Feb 2011


Double-bedded by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: "We slept in a double- bedded room, which was the best that the little country inn could do for us. I was already asleep when I was partly awakened by his entrance."

Watson's sleeping. Holmes wants to get it in
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: DubCon
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Down the Creek by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Lestrade rides Holmes in a chair.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Drabble challenge by solara_karrde Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Drabble using the following:

In another life I'm free.

~

Blackboard.

~

Safeword.

~

Just like anyone else.

~

Nemesis.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes and Watson have sex for one of following angsty reasons:

I wanted to say "I've missed you."

I wanted to say "I'm sorry."

I wanted to say "Thank you."

I wanted to say "Goodbye."

Any verse/any length/multiple fills welcome.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: Drabble challenge
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes and Watson have sex for one of following angsty reasons:

I wanted to say "I've missed you."

I wanted to say "I'm sorry."

I wanted to say "Thank you."

I wanted to say "Goodbye."

Any verse/any length/multiple fills welcome.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: Drabble challenge
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Drag!Holmes first time by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes wears a dress for the first time in his life as a disguise for a case, and figures out that it's exciting him sexually.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Drag!Watson by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

So, one of Jude Law's first job was as a crossdresser in the Jeremy Brett version of Sherlock Holmes. This makes me really want Watson to have to cross dress for a case for some reason, and Holmesfinds that he rather likes it.

Bonus points for Watson being petulant about having to shave off his mustache.


Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 2
[Report This] Published: 12 Mar 2011 Updated: 12 Mar 2011


Drag!watson by sleepwarfare Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

So, one of Jude Law's first job was as a crossdresser in the Jeremy Brett version of Sherlock Holmes. This makes me really want Watson to have to cross dress for a case for some reason, and Holmesfinds that he rather likes it.

Bonus points for Watson being petulant about having to shave off his mustache.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1961
[Report This] Published: 12 Mar 2011 Updated: 12 Mar 2011


Draining by ancalime8301 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: He's been working on a tiring case for a while, and he's just going to push off his physical needs for a little while longer, he promises...
Then he goes to bed for a few hours and he wakes up half a day later.
Basically, I want a fic where he DOESN'T manage to put aside his physical needs for long enough, and has to try and solve the case despite being tired as fuck and incredibly fatigued.
Preferably something cute, not horribly depressing...? This prompt could go in a lot of ways and I'm prompting it because I need a pick-me-up over my shame about having crashed several WEEKS early (apparently working past a high fever leaves one a little tired out) and I need some catharsis and encouragement.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Mar 2013 Updated: 08 Mar 2013


Drastic Measures by ancalime8301 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock Holmes and Doctor John Watson. One of them is injured while working on a case (I'm partial to Sherlock Holmes being the injured party, but whichever you'd prefer), which leads to intense hurt/comfort, which leads eventually to a confession of love, which leads to, if you'll excuse my bluntness, sex.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Dread and Sherlock Holmes by jg5799 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Sherlock is gripped by fear during his encounter with the hound of Baskerville. He pursues a bewildered John to his hotel room and has aggressive sex with him - before being racked with guilt.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , First Times
Pairing: MM
Story Elements: Anal Sex, Biting, D/s, DubCon, Fellatio, Frottage
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 28 Feb 2012 Updated: 04 Mar 2012


Summary: John may or may not have travelled in time and met a man claiming to be Sherlock Holmes! Wackiness ensues.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett) , Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Drugged Tea by arkady Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I just really want Watson to get sick of Holmes being up at night and drug his tea.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Drugging
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011