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Summary:

Drunk Holmes confesses his love for Watson. Watson thinks it's just the alcohol talking. Thing is, it isn't.



Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Mar 2011 Updated: 16 Mar 2011


Drunk!Watson loosens up by taleya Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Because Watson is so tight-laced that he can't let go at first without some booze up in his system.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Duck Soup by mothergoddamn Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: i wish someone would write a story about either holmes or watson
suffering from a rather uncommon phobia.
my suggestions would be:
1) Anatidaephobia – fear of being watched by a duck
2) Anthophobia – fear of flowers
3) Chorophobia - fear of dancing

do whatever you like with it ^^
I dare you =)

(and I'll massage your feet if you write this!)
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: Duck soup
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Duck Soup 2 by mothergoddamn Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sequel to Duck Soup
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: Duck soup
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Duet For Violin by sanguineheroine Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Violins

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Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2011 Updated: 21 Feb 2011


Duet For Violin by chibitoaster Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Violins

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Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 4
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2011 Updated: 21 Feb 2011


Dunstan by truthwritaslies Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes meets his match -- a cat.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 193
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Dusting it off by teaandsequiturs Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Watson ends up turning to prostitution to raise funds (make up your own reasons...practise going badly, refuses to be a kept man by Holmes, moustache needs a new pair of shoes)

He finds he has a large succession of customers: his friends. Some are trying to help, Some are affecting care, but eager at the opportunity to buy Watson Goods now they're on the market. Go nuts, with any combination Mycroft pays him four pounds for Watson to sit there and be stared at for half an hour. Irene is openly curious about the Great White Dong of Three Continents. Maybe Lestrade has a huge uniform kink and wants to be spanked madly while Gregson yells abuse. Mrs. Hudson wants the cobwebs cleaned. Mix it up!


Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Mar 2011 Updated: 16 Mar 2011


DUTCH OVEN TIME by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes, Watson, get into fart wars.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


DYIN AU by w_a_i_d Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I read the AU where Watson gets poisoned. I now want to read the one where Watson DIES because Holmes is a drama queen. *evil laugh*
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Dynamite Cock by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes has dynamite tied to his cock or stuffed in his cock, and Watson has to save him.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Dynamite! by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes has dynamite tied to his cock or stuffed in his cock, and Watson has to save him.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Dyslexic Sherlock by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I know we've already had some dyslexic Holmes...so how about a Sherlock who has difficulty reading (but oddly enough is quite adept at deciphering codes). And maybe this fact comes out at an inopportune moment.

Bonus if this somehow leads to John/Sherlock hurt/comfort.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: Irritating firsts: Violin Playing
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: Can we have some firsts? First time Watson found out about Holmeses cocaine addiction. First time Holmes found out about Watson's gambling. First time Holmes found out how flatulent Gladstone was IDEK, go nuts. All those unpleasant first time surprises you find out after moving in with someone.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Gladstone, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Embrace by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes feeling extremely depressed/lonely and just wants to embrace Watson....but doesn't have a clue how to ask.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Emotional Bleeding by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Usually, Watson makes love to Holmes in a gentle, loving way. He is a considerate, if not protective, lover.
This changes whenever Holmes risks his own life, scaring Watson shitless. In those situations, Watson grabs his arm, brings him to the nearest surface available (or against a wall) and fucks him senseless, being careful not to hit his prostate, only for the purpose of hurting him as a punishment.
Holmes just endures the pain, waiting for the ordeal to end, because he knows he deserves it.

RDJ!Holmes please.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 29 Jun 2011 Updated: 29 Jun 2011


Empathy by xero_sky Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: As much as I don't believe he's even a sociopath, I'd love to read a fic where a villain tries to brutalise Sherlock into fear, only to have Sherlock, bloody from torture, calmly inform him that you can't frighten something that has no emotions.

I want an absolute monster!Sherlock scaring the living daylights out of whoever thought they were bad-ass enough to deal with the great Sherlock Holmes.
Categories: Fiction Characters: OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Torture
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Empty House angst by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

I am in almost physical need of angst. 

Empy House. Watson does not forgive Holmes. He is deeply hurt by Holmes' apparent distrust and misuse of him. He lets Holmes know how much he has suffered, and how much more he suffers now. 

Watson is not moved by Holmes' shattered expression or pained eyes. He does not stop when Holmes yells for him to come back. 

Watson refuses to see Holmes, calls the police when he tries to break in. Ignores him. 

Holmes is broken by guilt.

And then, one day, Holmes sees Watson taking a stroll. He yells out. Watson turns, and runs towards Holmes....to push him out of the way of an oncoming cab.

Watson is either killed or permanently injured. Whether he forgives Holmes or not is up to the author.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Jun 2011 Updated: 13 Jun 2011


Empty House Watson-Rage by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: A different take on the Empty House - after waking up from passing out, Watson first listens quietly to Holmes's explanation, and then starts screaming at him about how Holmes is the cruelest, most heart-breakingly selfish person he has ever met. Does Holmes not realise that he can't just show up like that after all these years and act like everything's just a bloody joke and expect Watson to be happy about it, and how Watson has spent three years grieving for him, and has he no heart at all?


And Holmes standing stock still, frozen with shame and hurt, unable to even look at Watson for all the shame he feels for breaking his Watson's heart like that.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


End Days by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Lestrade is kidnapped by Moriarity or even just other criminals and is majorly tortured/raped/etc but then released or found by Sherlock. Commence Sherlock/Lestrade angst and healing.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, James Moriarty
Genre: Angst, Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage, Death, NonCon
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Enticing by Feralious Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson covers Holmes in ice cream and licks it off
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: MM
Story Elements: Foodplay
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 24 Mar 2012 Updated: 24 Mar 2012


Envoi by cj_ludd18 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Can I have a fluffy, hurt and comforty retirement fic, please?
It raining constantly, and I want to read something quiet, sad and philosphical.

Please incorporate this somehow:
"The friends of Mr. Sherlock Holmes will be glad to learn that he is still alive and well, though somewhat crippled by occasional attacks of rheumatism.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Erotic punching by lonespark Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Consensual punching. Being hit can be hot but sometimes ya need more than a slap.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Constable Clarke, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Errant Comment by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Ah, that was so well done! It really hurt to read! I loved all the details you added to this fic. And Holmes saying he was redecorating. xD

Though, one question... who was the third body? I thought the whole thing was just an hallucinating or something but then Watson says at the end that he'd been locked away.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Errant Comment
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011