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Errant Comment by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Errant Comment: Awwwww, I loved that! So sweet. b29; I wish the ending hadn't cut off so abruptly, but maybe there'll be more? I can dream, lol!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Castration
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Errant Comment by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I LOVE YOU.

CONTINUE AND YOU SHALL OWN MY DIAMONDS.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cunnilingus
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Errant Comment by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Moriarty and Moran use errant comments as a secret code.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, Sebastian Moran
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Errant Comment by quil_linked Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Wow, this is great! I want more... I really would love to see more of their hilarious bickering, and it was wonderful when Holmes showed up with his new partner. ;) Please continue~
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Errant Comment
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Errant Comment by truthwritaslies Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I guess my image counts too. :D I didn't make it as sexy though:
http://pics.livejournal.com/wingfoot_42/pic/0000ckgy/
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, OFC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 230
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Errant Comment by sparkle_free Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Errant Comment: "Eek! I loved this so, so much! Drunken!slut!Sherlock is the best, and Jim being all creepy and manipulative and stalkery was awesome!
Will there be more of this? Because I'd LOVE to read more of this!"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Gillian Anderson, Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sally Donovan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Errant Comment by chemikalien Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

anon is slightly embarrassed to have known that already anyway


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Errant Comment
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 102
[Report This] Published: 13 Mar 2011 Updated: 13 Mar 2011


Errant comment fill! by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: that.... is horrifying. There's seriously a teletubie actor who does porn? That's like Barney the purple dinosaur having sex. ... Oh my god, there's totally a kink meme somewhere with Barney having sex isn't there.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Errant comment fill! by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: That is literally the best fashion illustration I have ever seen. Cover of Vogue, pronto! Everyone should wear egg bombs and heels for autumn.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, OFC
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011


Errant comment fill! by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: The errant comment has been erased to the sands of time. One can only assume what the errant comment was. Historians will puzzle for years to come.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011


Summary: Errant Comment: Thanks for all the orgasms kinkmemers. I haven't jacked off this often since I was 15.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: Errant Comment fill:

My only criticism: it wasn't long enough!

I hope to see more fills from you soon.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Errant Comment, First Times, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: LOVE LOVE LOVE 4EVER! SQUEEE!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Eulogy by ljghunter Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Based on the 2009 movie: Irene Adler dies right before Holmes and Watson's eyes.

I'd love to read of Holmes' reaction to her death (he probably tries to convince Watson that he is ok, while in reality he is trying not to crumble in front of him). Also, I'd like a concerned/protective Watson.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Jul 2011 Updated: 10 Jul 2011


Summary: Mary and Irene share a kiss
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Evening on the Ground by noblefish Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: From Iron & Wine's "Evening on the Ground (Lilith's Song)"

"We were born to fuck each other
one way or another"

Everything is open to the writer. Pairing, kink, whatevs. I just love the line and think it needs a fic.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Feb 2011 Updated: 13 Feb 2011


Eventually by lily_the_cheese Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: So I was watching the tv series with Brett!Holmes the other day, and there was one moment when he is impeccably dressed as always, but also wearing some black leather gloves, and getting rather in someone's (Lestrades?) personal space while explaining deductions in a thoroughly masterful way.

This gave me some very interesting squiggly feelings, let me tell you.

So I want to see: masterful!Brett!Holmes, wearing black leather gloves, and Watson being terribly turned on by this. (Watson being naked and writhing on a bed while Holmes is fully clothed and touching him while wearing the gloves is entirely optional, but would be very much appreciated. :D )
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Leather
Universe: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Every twenty minutes a child grows a moustache.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Basically Sherlock, Mycroft, and Moriarty all are infatuated with Watson and try to win him over each in their own way and with their own methods. And Watson is very confused...
Categories: Art Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: Holy shit. Can't breath from laughing. It is finally official. RDJ!Holmes bottoms for everyone. Men, women, other Holmeses, tentacle monsters, mice...

I love this.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mrs. Hudson, OFC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Errant Comment
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: Bed Intruder
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: Prompt was Sam Taylor-Wood's Pieta
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes develops paranoid schizophrenia.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Sep 2011 Updated: 15 Sep 2011


Exactly by f_m_r_l Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Why did Holmes choose to shoot the Queen's initials (VR) into the wall?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 27 Mar 2011 Updated: 27 Mar 2011


Summary: Holmes working out on paper the reasoning behind his notion of himself and Watson as 'friends' and the possibility of becoming 'lovers'.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Exchanging Words by catalpa_janson Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes/Watson.

Leaving cute little notes for each other. In pockets, inbetween the strings on the violin, slipped into a book, wherever.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1233
[Report This] Published: 16 Mar 2011 Updated: 16 Mar 2011