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Exhibit A by taleya Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes writes Watson reams and reams of horrible poetry



Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Exotic Fruit by flibbles1989 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: The magical fruit of this kink is an orange. Oranges are reeaaaally funny to me. I see one and I burst out laughing. I kid you not. At Walmart, the grocery store, I will be doubled over in the aisles if I see that spunky bright little demon. I can't explain it, it creeps me out as well, but I think I may have found a remedy.

I request a fic (Or art, your pick) where either Watson or Holmes eats this devious little fruit. The other sees it and is instantly mesmerized by the way his lips, tongue, teeth, etc. work at that slutty little orange. Juice running down chin, tongue moving in unnecessarily dramatic fashions, said other getting OBVIOUS HARD-ON, take it where you will, anon.

I want to make it so next time I go to the store and see an orange I will jizz in my pants instead of laugh. CURE ME, ANON!
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Expanded Movie Scene by l_aviateur Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I keep thinking about the scene in the movie where Watson seeks out Holmes in the room above the punch bowl. Watson is still angry with Holmes for the fiasco at the Royale. The part that gets me is when Watson says "YOU are Blackwood's final request." (which is really, really creepy if you ask me) and Holmes looks up at Watson with those big, puppy dog eyes, all sad and bewildered. I would like some expostion on Watson's thoughts here. Just for the Hell of it. Get creative.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Expérimentation by yue_ix Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes/Watson, French.

Because I have a French fetish, however clunky it may be in the film.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 632
[Report This] Published: 11 Mar 2011 Updated: 12 Mar 2011


Expecting by ancalime8301 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I want Guy Ritchie verse (aka Robert Downey Jr version) Holmes to be pregnant with a daughter, and he's falling so in love with his unborn child that he speaks to her often, even singing to her in French when she keeps kicking him in his sleep.

Watson is the loving, doting father. He does whatever he can to keep Holmes happy. Perhaps Holmes becomes worried about whether or not their daughter will survive the birth and Watson comforts him with touches, kisses, belly rubs, you name it.

And when the baby is born (they name her Nina, and she has Holmes' tan skin, and dark brown hair and eyes) Holmes discovers the joy of suckling her, even though he feels a twinge of sadness that she is no longer safe inside his womb...
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, OFC, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Drama , Fluff, H/C
Pairing: MM
Story Elements: Mpreg
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Apr 2012 Updated: 23 Apr 2012


Summary:

Experienced!Watson; inexperienced!Holmes. But Holmes is oh so eager. Desperately so. I don't want to be too prescriptive for any possible writer, but there are bonus points available for urgent frotting and one whole internet for whosoever makes Homes come in his pants.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Frottage
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 25 Apr 2011 Updated: 25 Apr 2011


Experiment by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Watson only had sex once, why? Answer: An experiment.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Experiment by unsettledink Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes knows about a multitude of different kinks, but having been a virgin before Watson, has no idea if he has a kink himself. So, he insists he and Watson experiment in bed.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1023
[Report This] Published: 28 Apr 2011 Updated: 28 Apr 2011


Experiments by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: More cushion for the pushin'. Dat ass. The badonkadonkdonk. We've all said it. We've all thought it. Even us girls wish we could tap it. But Watson actually gets to, so lets have fic where Watson is ALL ABOUT RDJ!Holmes' booté.

-smacking his ass as they pass in the hallway
-grabbing a handful whenever he can
-dirty talking to Holmes over his shoulder about dat ass as he taps said ass from behind, etc etc etc.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Experiments by SlashyKink Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

09' verse

Holmes/Watson

Watson wants dat ass...


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 28 Feb 2011 Updated: 28 Feb 2011


Experiments by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes and Watson hesitantly experiment with their sexuality after seeing a homosexual couple in an alley.



Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 02 May 2011 Updated: 02 May 2011


Explicit by rat_chan Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Moriarty gets Holmes for the holidays.
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, Sebastian Moran
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Jan 2012 Updated: 06 Jan 2012


Face-fucking by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes/Watson, face-fucking. Holmes always loses control of himself whenever Watson gives him head. Watson doesn't mind.



Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1121
[Report This] Published: 14 Mar 2011 Updated: 14 Mar 2011


Fade to Black by SlashyKink Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Dark!Irene is sick of being ignored by Holmes (who is asexual or genophobic, or just 100% gay). So she drugs him and ties him to the bed and tries to ride his cock when he wakes up again. But fails because she can't get him hard.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Irene, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage, Breathplay, NonCon
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


Faery Tales by taleya Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

Tell me a fairy tale


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 29 Mar 2011 Updated: 29 Mar 2011


Fag Hag Mary by gyzym Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: We need more awesome Movie!Mary. Srsly. By the end of the film he's already remarkably fond of her - If Watson must marry then he must, although god knows Holmes can't see why. And of course he must come around to tea. And perhaps Watson is called away and perhaps they get drunk while Watson is off on an emergency, which is quite improper but Holmes won't stop offering her glasses and of course he can't drink alone, that would be a terribly tragic thing to do so she drinks to be sociable and then he's pouring another one, stubbled face delightfully affable and charming, capturing her chin between two fingers and saying "My dear, for a woman, you are one of the most stunningly aesthetically pleasing creatures it has ever been my fortune to observe." *sniff* "For a woman."

Of course by the time Watson comes home they're all ridiculously soused and comfortable with each other in a tangle of legs and giggles on the settee and Holmes is all "WATSON! YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT STORY ABOUT THE ENRAGED PARROT!" and from that point on Mary is totes Holmes' fag hag. TRYING TO HOOK HIM UP WITH OTHER MEN. "What about lestrade, you like him, don't you?" "Good god woman, never mention that to me again."

Dressing her up! Fucking about! Watson being completely blase and non-threatened by the relationship is a must. "Did you two have trouble with her corset stays again, Holmes?"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Fairytale Romance by buriedbooks Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: A dark Fairy tale Romance
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Faithfully Yours by gyzym Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Watson is stalked
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Fall by lily_the_cheese Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: If he holds on, he'll pull Holmes over the edge with him. So Watson lets go.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Falling by ingridmatthews Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Posted this before but I can't find where. Watson just looks so sad, could someone please write a fic to go with this?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Feb 2011 Updated: 13 Feb 2011


False Arresting by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Watson get arrested for sodomy... but neither of them have performed the act, or have been with another male.

Could be angsty or humourous, could be H/W after they get through the ordeal. Doesn't matter. I'm just imagining Lestrade or someone arresting them and Holmes and Watson going 'Wait, what... really? Dude, that's silly.'
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Fascinating by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I have been watching a ton of Star Trek lately, and now have a desperate need for Holmes/Spock. I don't care how or which Spock, but Holmes has to be Victorian verse, so Brett/canon or RDJ!Holmes please.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 28 Feb 2011 Updated: 28 Feb 2011


Fault by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Tied up by some criminals, Holmes is forced to witness a particularly violent murder, and is then left to lie with the body, soaking in the blood. When Watson and the Yard find him, he's practically catatonic, and Watson has to talk to him and comfort him.


Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 01 Aug 2011 Updated: 01 Aug 2011


Faust by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes makes a deal with the devil for immortality and years later thinks of dead watson and that time.



Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


Fear by truthwritaslies Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: For Challenge #6

There's been a lot of fics written about first times, but what about only times? Basically, something that happens to a character or characters only one time.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: Challenge #6
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 187
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011