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Feet in lap by arkady Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I'd love something fluffy, idc if it gets smutty or not, with either Holmes or Watson with their feet in the other's lap.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Feline Grace by wave_of_sorrow Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I’m the baddest chick and they don’t call me that for nothing
diamond princess straight VBS stuntin
like grey eyes, hour glass frame
still got the crown for best ass in the game
hips of a Goddess, watch how I throw em
so good it make em wanna tattoo my lips on em
I’m so bad and I rep that hood
pussy stay wet, sex so good
10 years strong you should act like you know me
hair so fine make you do the hokey Cokey
a good stroke in and a good stroke out
now thats what I’m all about
I’m the baddest
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Felines by jaelijn Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Looking for fics with this pairing:
Watson+ half human/cat!Holmes


Please, no crack! I know it's a bit of a crack pairing,
but I'd rather read something slightly angsty and sexy, instead.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Fever by linguini17 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Lestrade gets sick, and Holmes and Watson have to take care of him.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary:

Take something you've done/seen/enjoyed/encountered/what-have-you today (or recently) and turn it into a little bit of SH fiction. It's the best way to not bore people with stuff that's not really interesting to virtual strangers.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


Summary: Holmes is hurt. Watson, Mary and Irene tend to him. Sexily. Fic to accompany the picture.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: Holmes/Watson/Irene/Mary H/C
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Fifteen Minutes by rat_chan Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: As Ratigan waits for Basil to fall into his trap, he fantasizes about how thoroughly he will bring the Great Mouse Detective down...
Categories: Fiction Characters: Basil, Ratigan
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex, Masturbation, NonCon
Universe: The Great Mouse Detective
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


Summary:

Fifty Ways to Leave your Lover 
(Muppet Cover of the song if you're unfamiliar with it)

Multiple very short fills (aiming at 50), any pairing, any 'verse.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, Sebastian Moran
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 25 Apr 2011 Updated: 25 Apr 2011


Fighting Holmes is Hot by flibbles1989 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Reposting prompt with a bit of a change:

Some point early in their living together Watson gets frustrated with Holmes and breaks his beloved violin, only to feel horrible afterwards and buy him a Stradivarius and happy first time sex ensues.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Figments by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes thinks Watson is a figment of his imagination... except he's not. He's really actually there.



Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Jun 2011 Updated: 13 Jun 2011


FILE YOUR FILLS! by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Dark!Watson never posts his fills in the Filled Prompt Post. Dr Quackers gets him.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Watson, Doctor Quackers
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: NonCon
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Fill - Romantic Cuddling by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Maybe Holmes (or Watson) is asexual, if you like, and they're just romantic with one another. Or maybe they're just some insane kind of platonic. Up to you, really. But it'd be really great to see some snugglin' and cuddlin' without sexy times. They can kiss, too, just as long as it's not sexual. Maybe they cuddle up in bed, or on the floor by the fire, maybe Holmes lays out with his head in Watson's lap while Watson reads some of his notes back to him, maybe one is all yuckied up from a case and the other treats them to a bath.

Just lots of touching/lingering/intimacy without sexual tension.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Sep 2011 Updated: 15 Sep 2011


Fill the Flowers by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I had a crappy night. Really crappy (rejection's a BITCH) and in dire need of a hug.

Or a fic/art with someone giving someone else hug! Make someone really sad :( and low and then someone unexpected gives them a BIG hug and makes it all better! *cough lestrade gives sherlock a hug cough*

Or anyone else of your prefrence.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Without A Clue
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes attempts to get Watson to guess what is inside his jar of dirt.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: Holmes Has A Jar Of Dirt
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Sep 2011 Updated: 15 Sep 2011


Summary: Holmes is asked to take on the case of a particular pirate regarding the jar of dirt.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: Holmes Has A Jar Of Dirt
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Sep 2011 Updated: 15 Sep 2011


Filled by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Just write me some dirty, dirty H/W porn with bottom!Watson. Detailed fingering, spanking, bondage, D/s elements, anything and everything goes. I have only one requirement: Holmes playing with Watson's cummy hole aftewards ::::)
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play, Bondage, Handjob
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Filling It by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes writes Watson reams and reams of horrible poetry



Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Summary: I used to be a none-fearing consulting detective. Then I took an hook to the shoulder.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death, Supernatural
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 412
[Report This] Published: 03 Jan 2012 Updated: 03 Jan 2012


Summary:

Holmes savors his last moments with Watson before confronting Moriarty.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 25 Apr 2011 Updated: 25 Apr 2011


Finder's Fee by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I need Mycroft berating Sherlock for the MASSIVE POLITICAL FAIL which will no doubt result from the end of this episode.

Better yet - prevent MASSIVE POLITICAL FAIL from happening: somehow get lil' green item of epic value back to where it belongs instead of allowing it someone who got it from someone who stole it from someone who stole it from an organization who stole it to make millions off it.

To Add a Kink: Holmes and Watson return the Item of Value to the Country of Origin. To do this, they need to make a transfer (organized by Mycroft) to a contact. This involves a handcuff suitcase. Seeing John's wrist in the handcuff gets Sherlock Hot and Bothered.

For EXTRA BONUS POINTS: please involve an Asian character who isn't a gang member, doesn't get killed, and isn't a ninja or amazing acrobat.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Finger Sucking by spacefall Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Watson just lying back with his head in Holmes' lap and sucking on Holmes' fingers.
Please?
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Fingering by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Fingering. Not as foreplay but for its own sake.
Highly detailed. Highly lubricated. Highly orgasmic.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fingering, Frottage
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Sep 2011 Updated: 08 Sep 2011


Fingers by tabby_stardust Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Watson slowly worshipping each and every one of Holmes' fingers, from tip to joint to hand, his wrists.... ending in Holmes coming from that alone and returning the favour with a skillfull handjob.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Hand Fetish
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Aug 2011 Updated: 23 Aug 2011


Summary: Draw Holmes and Watson's first kiss. Any/every 'verse you can dream of welcome.

Everybody should play (Stick figures/unidentifiable blobs are encouraged!). I just want to see a thread of as many potential first kisses as humanly possible.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: First Kisses
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


First Name Basis by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

First name!kink, because boy do I have one for these two.

Y'know what I mean, the only time Watson can get Holmes to call him John. Take it whichever way you like!

... and I swear, that wasn't a euphemism when I said it in my head.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 797
[Report This] Published: 12 Mar 2011 Updated: 12 Mar 2011