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Fist Fight by old_blueeyes Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes/Watson;
Fist-fight


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 583
[Report This] Published: 11 Mar 2011 Updated: 11 Mar 2011


Five kisses by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

5 of Watson's first kisses in a relationship and 1 of his last.



Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Jun 2011 Updated: 13 Jun 2011


Five Objects by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: There are five objects that Holmes likes to have close at hand during sex. Of the five, two of them have nothing to do with sex, one is to fulfil Watson's kink, and one of them used to belong to Mrs Hudson.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Spanking, Toys
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Five Steps by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes/Watson '09
Holmes realizes that his subtle flirting clearly isn't working. So, he studies couples to find out how they flirt, and tries using this tactics with Watson.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 29 Jun 2011 Updated: 29 Jun 2011


Summary: Five things Mary has in common with Holmes, and one thing she doesn't.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: .........and Totally Thought They Were Being Sneaky and Got Away With it (But They Didn't).
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Irene Adler, John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Five Times Holmes met Death by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Five times Discworld's Death met Holmes.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: Five Times Lestrade Was Turned Down

And One Time He Wasn't
Categories: Fiction Characters: Constable Clarke, Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: "Can you manage?"
"Of course I can."

Five times Watson managed and one time he didn't.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , Fluff, H/C, Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Five times... by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes broke a promise, and one time he didn't.



Categories: Fiction Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 May 2011 Updated: 30 May 2011


Fixation by arileo Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Can we please have Watson being turned on in the most innapropriate situations because an orally fixated Holmes just can't stop putting random objects in his mouth?

'Holmes have you seen my - GOOD GOD MAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT TEACUP UNF' etc.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 449
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Fleagueing the Jade by taleya Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: i love figging, i really do. tis my secretest, most treasured kink, but always so underrepresented... we've had at least one steaming hot figging fill, but this is victorian england damnit and this is a genuine victorian kink! sooooo i propose another - for hotness and hilarity - ACCIDENTAL FIGGING
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Figging
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1228
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Flexible!Watson by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: That looks rather uncomfortable, dear chap."
"No, I'm just your flexible Watson."

Watson knows of a few circus skills. Holmes, Lestrade, Mary, Irene, WHOEVER, is/are
both impressed and rather turned on by it.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Fluent by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Asexual and fully clothed Holmes fingering and/or jerking off naked and totally incoherent with need and desire Watson.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Asexuality, Voyeurism
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Fluff by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: For the love of God, someone write me a quick bit of happy fluff
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Flux by taleya Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: After the wedding Holmes keeps intruding on Watson's time with calls for cases, ridiculously exaggerated injuries and overblown illnesses to get his attention. Finally Watson has had enough and physically throws him out next time he shows up. Except Holmes wasn't faking it that time, and he really was sick or injured.

A couple days later Nanny comes around to Watson because she hasn't been able to get into his room or heard from Holmes for the past two days. Watson goes around and kicks in the door to yell at him for upsetting her and finds Holmes is now dangerously ill.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Folded Messages by rat_chan Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: For Challenge #2

All that I desire to point out is the general principle that life imitates art far more than art imitates life." –Oscar Wilde

Or, to be more precise, the theme is: art. Any type, any definition; as long as the entry incorporates or makes mention of some form of art, it goes.

(In the case of drawings, etc. - the fact that they are art themselves would obviously not be enough; the subject would have to relate to the theme in some way. )
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: Challenge #2
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Fool me once by tacosoup Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Dark!Watson has a habit of gambling away his rent money. In order to pay the rent, he starts to pimp out Asexual!Holmes.
I just have this idea of Watson calling for Holmes, "There's a client for you." and Holmes getting really excited and comes out of his room. Then his face falls when he realizes it's that kind of client, and not a new case.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Asexuality, NonCon
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Foot Fetish by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes has a foot fetish.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Foot Fetish
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Foot Massage by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Mary demands a foot massage from Holmes. He obliges.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cunnilingus, D/s, Foot Fetish
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Foot Masseur by scarletwilder Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Foot fetish please? Any pairing, though one involving Holmes would be greatly appreciated.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Foot Fetish
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


For a greater good by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Mycroft knows that the only way to bring Holmes back to serve England post-reichenbach is to give him a pressing enough reason.

The death of Mary Watson should just about do it.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


For His Own Good by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

"Do you still love me?"

"What?"

"Do you still love me? If you say no, I will leave and never haunt your door again."

"Holmes..."


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 25 Apr 2011 Updated: 25 Apr 2011


For King and Country by f_m_r_l Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: "50 ways to leave your lover, any pairing, any 'verse, multiple short fills"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges: None
Series: 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 24 Apr 2011 Updated: 24 Apr 2011


For Luck by cj_ludd18 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Lestrade are trapped ~somewhere~ and Holmes is injured. Lestrade takes care of him, and despite how awkward he is you can tell he really does care about Holmes. Watson of course rescues them, preferably in completely BAMFy style, but despite how completely glad Holmes is to see Watson, he doesn't let go of Lestrade's hand ;)
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011