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Summary: 5 (or 3 or n) times Sherlock and John would have had sex if they'd had a condom.

And 1 time they did.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: BBC Sherlock and Lestrade. NC-17. Not a lot of talking from Sherlock if possible. No talking would be preferable. Or nasty looks. Or thoughts. Oh, fuck this.

BBC Watson and Lestrade instead.

No, no. That doesn't work for me either. Martin Freeman looks like a depressed potato. Hmm. Aha!

BBC Lestrade and RDJHolmes. There! Perfect!
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio, Handjob
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Forbidden Fruit by flibbles1989 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: APPLE EATING

Preferably with RDJ!Holmes eating an apple. As in, biting into it, maybe some juice trickling down his chin... Maybe Watson watches and the sounds of Holmes biting into the apple, chewing, licking juice off his lips drive him crazy. Making out ensues y/y?! With Holmes' mouth being all sticky and sweet.

tl;dr Apple-eating!kink Holmes eats an apple, Watson loves it.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Forced Feminization by SlashyKink Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Any verse - Dark!Watson and/or Dark!Irene force Holmes to dress up as a lady for him/her/them.



Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


Forget-Me-Not by bcaluroso Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Moriarty survives his little plunge off the falls...
However, he is left with a rather tattered mind. His malicious notions and every memory of his past deeds are gone. The only thing he retains is his intellect and a knowledge of Sherlock Holmes, where ever he may be.

He goes to track down Holmes to fill in an attempt to fill in the blanks of his memories. He's dismayed and shocked at what he finds out what he's done...
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 1930's Movies (Rathbone)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 1205
[Report This] Published: 23 Feb 2011 Updated: 23 Feb 2011


Summary: So, Holmes is running from some baddie or other, and in an attempt to get away, ends up hiding in the confession room of a church. I want a progression from Holmes chatting randomly to pass the time to him having an emotional confession about the remorse he feels for having to kill people in his work, or being too late to save others, or others (*cough*Watson&ScotlandYard*cough*) getting hurt while working with him... even if he's not particularly religious.
Categories: Fiction Characters: OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Sep 2011 Updated: 15 Sep 2011


Summary: Priest!Holmes/Irene

Holmes is undercover to stop Irene from stealing a priceless artifact from a cathedral. She sees through his disguise but feigns ignorance and detours to the Confessional. Things get really hot in the Confessional as Irene "confesses" to Priest!Holmes who becomes aroused by what he sees and hears. Holmes can't resist in making Irene's "confessions" become truth.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: Just watched Fortysomething for the first time and I am in LOVE. It's fantastic and Rory (Benedict Cumberpatch's character) is adorable in his new age guy, sensitive, Too-nice-for-this-world sort of way.

Anyway - my prompt is that Holmes and Mycroft are actually members of the Slippery family, whether they be sons, adopted cousins, I don't care. I just want them both (and John of course) to come home for Christmas and utter madness to ensue.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 48
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Found by f_m_r_l Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: "Watson is immortal. He's still alive now. What does he do? What does he think of the popularity of his stories, and the many adaptations of them?"
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: ACD is a Prat
Universe: Modern Era (Non-Specific), Strand Canon
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Sep 2011 Updated: 05 Sep 2011


Four to Avoid by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: The five "natural" emotions.

Grief
Anger
Envy
Fear
Love
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Foursome by the_rusty_bird Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Irene and Watson jointly seduce Holmes. Mary watches.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes, Voyeurism
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 211
[Report This] Published: 01 Mar 2011 Updated: 01 Mar 2011


Fowl Play by taleya Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Watson walks in on Holmes fucking a chicken.

Bonus points if the chicken later pecks off Holmes's penis.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bestiality
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Freak by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock/Sgt. Donovan. The real reason why the two are so hostile to each other is because they're conducting a passionate affair in secret, and they don't want anyone to know. The whole bit in "A Study in Pink" where she warns John to stay away from Sherlock because he's a psychopath? That's Sally Donovan for "BACK OFF BITCH HE'S MINE."

Oh, and "freak" is her pet name for him. And they both get off on her using it in public.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sally Donovan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: was re-reading the Onion. In particular, the article Why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock?

This is sadly, a commonplace occurrence for our dear Doctor Watson.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 678
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Frustrated!Holmes by d_eli_rium Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I just want an artfill of frustrated!Holmes facepalming or headdesking. (Bonus if Watson's on the side rolling his eyes.)
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: So while Sherlock and John are investigating a series of disapearances in the London area, they are obducted by a gang who sacrifice virgins to 'appease the gods'

They find out that [either Watson or Homes depending on what verse you use] is a virgin and decide to sacrifice him the next day.

So they figure out that, while being kept in the same cell, the only way to save him is for the other one to fuck him so he won't be able to sacrifice him.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Virginity
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Fuck or Flee by lonespark Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Mary/Holmes- Mary goes to see Holmes and confront him about his obvious distaste of her and treatment of Watson. Arguement ensues leading to...FUCK OR FLEE.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Fuck the Police by Bonzananza Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

http://www.cracked.com/article_19065_18-o

ld-timey-photos-you-wont-believe-arent-photoshopped.html?utm_souce=Crackedoutbrain

Check out number 10, and tell me that doesn't look like our dear Hotson on a quadricycle of DEATH.

This needs fic...or art. Either would be cool.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 04 Mar 2012 Updated: 04 Mar 2012


Summary: Holmes gets mocked by Scotland Yard and wibbles, in a manly way. Watson is all, FUCK YOU, BITCHES. TASTE MY CANE.

But verbally.

Then Watson takes him and ravishes Holmes like a duck on bread.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Full Circle by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

At some point, for whatever reason, Holmes finds himself alone with several thugs who wish him harm. They restrain him and they hit him, again and again. They don't want to kill him, though they might not care particularly if they do. They want him to hurt.

Later, Holmes doesn't understand why he can't seem to get over it.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 01 Aug 2011 Updated: 01 Aug 2011


Function and Form by dire_redux Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Blackwood's Raven. I need fic about the bird. It was a raven, right?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Blackwood
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Funny and Hot by adrianfdagmar Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Errant Comment: I like this! Funny and hot, my kinda fic ;) :D
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: Errant Comment, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Fur crossover by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: AU where Watson is a photographer, and Holmes is his neighbor, a la 'Fur.' Lionel is such an amazing smooth-talking dom in this movie. We need porn.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: Lestrade is injured can Watson's Magical Sparkly Healing Cock cure all?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: Watson's magical sparkly healing cock
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Fuzzy Tripping by solara_karrde Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: BBC!Lestrade and Burke!Watson hook up. There's gender switching and cake.
Categories: Cleverbot Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett) , Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011