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Summary: Everyone knows Charlie's Angels right? Well, how about Holmes' Angels?

DON'T RUN AWAY. LET ME EXPLAIN.

Irene, Mary and Mrs. Hudson have to go undercover for Holmes. For some reason or another. Sex sprain, he's not a convincing drag queen. Whatever. But they are the badass girl trio that get information for Holmes.

And Watson is like Bosley. Or Boswell.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Good Reason by e_p_kitty Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Watson discovers OLD scars on Holmes...one's he's never noticed before.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , First Times, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock Holmes deduces his brand new roommate John Watson is severely depressed and bordering on suicide so he dazzles him with deductions, encourages him, takes him to work with him and gently urges Watson back to health without him realizing it, purely from the goodness of his heart.

Years later, after a huge pissy fight with Holmes, Watson finally figures it out. And is appropriately gobsmacked and grateful. Sexily grateful is fine too.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Goodbye by luna_moonsilver Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Night before Waston moves out Holmes jumps him. Somewhere in the haze of dry humping and frantic undressing Watson tells Holmes to stop. Then, much to Watson's surprise, Holmes stops, rolls off him and stands and looks down at Watson on the floor with his shirt half unbuttoned and his pants down and his penis expressing very hard evidence that it was interested in the previous course of action. Cue Watson being too stubborn to admit he was sooooooo looking forward to their inevitable final fuck which he clearly expected to be able to protest to throughout and Holmes being all nonchalant about the fact that he KNOWS Watson wants him bad. Watson stubbornly jerks off. Holmes watches calmly. 

TL;DR: Watson isn't going to get the desperate goodbye fuck he had been fantasizing about.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1448
[Report This] Published: 24 Jun 2011 Updated: 24 Jun 2011


Gothic Lolita Holmes by feriowind Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes likes to dress in Gothic Lolita.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes and Watson are sitting next to each other on a bench, and Holmes does the yawn-and-armstretch thingy.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Gratification by rat_chan Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Moriarty has more than one reason for torturing Holmes... He's been waiting for the day he could have him right where he wants him. Completely defenseless. Crying out in pain. Moriarty takes advantage of this moment to pleasure himself to the sounds of his nemesis screaming and writhing while tugging at him and playing in his wound.
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Torture
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Aug 2012 Updated: 11 Aug 2012


Gravid by f_m_r_l Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes becomes pregnant after a threesome with a tentacle beast and Watson.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bestiality, Mpreg, Threesomes
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Great Minds by ingridmatthews Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes encounters Basil.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Basil, Dawson, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: The Great Mouse Detective, Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Greater Purpose by ancalime8301 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Set in a Blackwood wins scenario, Blackwood forces Holmes to carry his child.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Blackwood, John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, OFC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Drugging, Mpreg, NonCon
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Nov 2011 Updated: 13 Nov 2011


Summary: Mrs. Hudson has a cat. Greebo. Holmes does not like him.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Gladstone, John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Gregson and Lestrade got lost in the moor (they've got to investigate to discover who helped Selden's escape).
Gregson winds up in it the quicksands and Lestrade has to save him. Then they repair in the same ruin where Holmes was hidden during the Hound of Baskerville and still high on adrenaline for the danger they fought, they wind up having passionate sex.
Next morning they go for "it never happened" but back in the city it keeps happening again and again
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2011 Updated: 21 Feb 2011


Summary: Gregson looooooves Lestrade's wrists!
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Gregson writes the surprise hit of the summer
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Gregson/Lestrade by cj_ludd18 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Lestrade/Gregson. Anything. I really don't care. Handcuff play? Sure. First meeting? Why the fuck not. Undercover in a 'gentlemen's club'? I'll mary you
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade, John Watson
Genre: Angst, Drama , First Times, Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Today I realised I was up to xxx214B, so I jumped forwards a bit to locate order xxx221B. It turned out to be for, and I swear this is true, one 16 oz jar of Hershey's Caramel topping and one 7lb 8oz (3.6 litres for metric people) container of Hershey's Chocolate Syrup. The kind that come with a handle shaped into the bottle so you can lift the damn thing.

There is your prompt - what happens when the box arrives?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Gun!kink by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: In the original stories, watson's supposed to be something of a crack shot. gun!kink, anyone?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Gunkink, Powerplay
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 605
[Report This] Published: 22 Feb 2011 Updated: 22 Feb 2011


Gunkink! by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I want to see Holmes tied up and on his knees, forced to give a villain (any villain) a long, humiliating blowjob. And to ensure Holmes doesn't try anything while he down there, the villain has Watson tied up next to him, making him perform the same act... on the barrel of a revolver.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage, Gunkink, NonCon
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Gypsy Curse by sostrangechild Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: In Heat

Holmes pisses off some gypsy lady. She puts a spell on him, sending him into heat. Holmes is trying not to completely ruin the only friendship he has, but it's very difficult to act normal around Watson when he becomes painfully hard every time he enters the room.
H/W. Victorian something?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Frottage, Masturbation
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 May 2011 Updated: 12 May 2011


H/C Art by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Hurt/comfort

Do with it what you will, but preferably more sweet than porn-y and Holmes as the hurt one - Despite always winning, he does get the shit beat out of him in the boxing ring, doesn't he?
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, H/C, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3
[Report This] Published: 22 Feb 2011 Updated: 22 Feb 2011


H/W, S/J, Gen by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: 1. Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like.
2. Turn on your music player and put it on random/shuffle.
3. Write a ficlet related to each song that plays. You only have the time frame of the song to finish the ficlet; you start when the song starts, and stop when it's over. No lingering afterwards!
4. Do ten of these, then post them.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU , Crack, Crossover, First Times, Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: I really want some BBC!Sherlock family fluff (no incest please). Sherlock and Mycroft, John and Harry, whoever and whoever, any pairings. Just make it cute!
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock works in the IT. He hates Christmas. What will he do? STEAL IT OF COURSE!
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Haiku Porn! by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Response to the "Haiku Porn" prompt
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Haiku Porn! by roladie Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Response to the "Haiku Porn" prompt
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011