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Haiku Porn! by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Response to the "Haiku Porn" prompt
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Hair Kink by tacosoup Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson finds Holmes' hair to be absolutely wonderful.
Watson pets the hair on his head/runs his fingers through it/rubs his dick against the stubble on Holmes' face….
then later cums all over it
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Trichophilia (Aroused By Hair)
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Haircut by paperflower86 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Watson gives Holmes a hair cut
or vice versa I suppose
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Half a World Away by sparkle_free Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Watson go to Mycroft's estate for a romantic getaway.

The only problem is that they never told Mycroft they'd be using his estate and he suddenly shows up.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Whenever I hear Watson say "You're Blackwood's last request" my mind goes to dirty, dirty places. Also, I read that tentacle rape fic earlier. Soo....I'm sorry about my brain.

When Blackwood appears at the bars right behind Holmes, he lets loose with his hidden tentacles. Which naturally have strong sort of memory-screwing drugs, so Holmes afterwards thinks it must have been all in his mind, because clearly Blackwood doesn't have tentacles.

AND THEN at the end of the movie, after Irene is unconscious and Blackwood and Holmes are fighting, SNEAK TENTACLE ATTACK. Watson interrupts (or comes right at the end) and knocks Blackwood off the ledge and gives Holmes lots and lots of TLC.

BUT DID BLACKWOOD USE HIS TENTACLES TO SWIM TO SAFETY? (I certainly don't know)
Categories: Art Characters: Blackwood, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Hallow Be Thy Words by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Dark!Watson is not kind.
Holmes does not need/want kindness.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Hamam by brown_bess Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes gives Watson all the pleasures of the baths at home. Well, OK, not by heating the room to high temperatures ;D but waiting on him, washing/scrubbing him, massaging him, wrapping him in warm towels, etc.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Handcuffs by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson tests out handcuffs on Holmes. Sexily.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage, D/s
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Handcuffs by truthwritaslies Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: HANDCUFFS.

That is my prompt. Do with it what you will.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 65
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Handcuffs by SlashyKink Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Any character, from scenes through out the years to present day, through discovering/uncovering, accepting, disclosing (to various partners), and exploring their kink.

Sherlock Holmes, handcuffs, '09 movieverse.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage, D/s
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


Handkerchief by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: So, unless I'm wrong, movie!Holmes pockets Irene's handkerchief at the boxing match and keeps taking it out throughout the movie to wipe bits of spattered face off himself. I think we all know what's needed: Holmes feeling up Irene's hanky while touching himself.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011


Hangman by Bonzananza Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

I had this dream that Moriarty had captured both Holmes and Watson in AGoS. He knew Watson had sent the telegram, and in order to find out to whom it was sent he hanged Holmes in front of Watson over and over again. He did this over and over again in longer and longer intervals until finally Watson told him. However, once he had what he wanted, he just left Holmes hanging and left Watson tied to a chair. Of course Watson escaped and resusitated Holmes (mouth to mouth baby!).


Categories: Fiction Characters: None
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Torture
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 20 Mar 2012 Updated: 20 Mar 2012


Happily Ever After by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Part of the "Holmes and Watson Raise Mary's Baby" series
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: Holmes Meets A Baby
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Happiness by lolryne Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Happiness / Just some random happy times
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Happy BIrthday by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: t's my birthday! So with that theme can we have one of the boys getting birthday sex? Fluff is always welcome.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage, NonCon
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Happy BIrthday by ingridmatthews Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: It's my birthday! So with that theme can we have one of the boys getting birthday sex? Fluff is always welcome.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Anon asked for birthday fic. They got their wish.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Hard Somethings by quamquam20 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Take any out of context quote from the books, and make it as pervy as you can. Like, every time Watson writes "That's amazing, Holmes!" I ejaculated. he means it literally. Any pairing, any verse! Just give it a very very dirty backstory.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation, Voyeurism
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Hardly Noticed by ingridmatthews Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson has left Holmes for a new detective and Holmes is jealous.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Harmony, Harmony by sparkle_free Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock discovers Robot Unicorn Attack
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: Sherlock Discovers Robot Unicorn Attack
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes and Watson head to Hogwarts.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Harry/Anthea texting by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: GIMME LADYFIC

Mycroft's assistant/Harry Watson. SUPER BONUS if there's Sherlock/John too
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Anthea, Harry Watson
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Sexting
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Hat Hair by paperflower86 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Watson has Hat Hair
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Hateful by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Your favorite song. This is The Clash's Hateful.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Haunted by You by tayberhecate Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Hidden just off the path to Reichenbach, near the top, there is a small, nameless memorial. Every so often, Holmes makes a solitary trip to the Continent and pays his respects.


Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2608
[Report This] Published: 19 May 2011 Updated: 21 May 2011