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Hazel Eyes by truthwritaslies Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: BBC!Sherlock raping someone.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, OFC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death, NonCon
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1222
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: He can't stop, mustn't stop, never stop.

If he stops now....then he's dead.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: I keep seeing all these prompts where Watson is ashamed of his scars and doesn't want Holmes to see them, or whatever.

THAT IS NOT WHAT I WANT.

I WANT WATSON BEING ALL "FUCK YEAH CHECK OUT MY BATTLE SCARS I TOOK A BULLET FOR ENGLAND." AND HOLMES IS ALL "OOOH BB" AND SWOONS AND THEN THEY DONE SEX.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Feb 2011 Updated: 13 Feb 2011


He Will Be Missed by rat_chan Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: My prompt is one of the boys has to write a eulogy for someone that they really cared about...and have a lot of trouble doing it...and the other comes and comforts them and helps the through it.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


He'll Never Learn by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Irene leaves Holmes naked and handcuffed in the hotel. The chambermaid calls the police, and the police call Watson to go collect him. What happens next? GO.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 790
[Report This] Published: 12 Mar 2011 Updated: 12 Mar 2011


Heals all wounds by ingridmatthews Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: So, *something* happens to Holmes which leaves him with a facial scar of some sort. Anyway, he is of the belief that Watson doesn't really want him any more because of this, because he couldn't possibly find him attractive now.

Watson, naturally, thoroughly disabuses him of this notion.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Heartfelt Thanks by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes/Watson - Watson saved Holmes ass back at the ship contruction place and Holmes owes him and doesn't hesitate showing his appreciation, despite being in a public place.

YES. THIS MEANS WHILE THEY ARE IN JAIL.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1126
[Report This] Published: 13 Mar 2011 Updated: 13 Mar 2011


Heat and Friction by MooJooPooJoo Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Sometimes the smallest gesture can turn you on.

Sometimes you just want to fuck someone into the mattress because they are just that hot. 

sometimes the weather or the atmosphere is so over-the-fucking-top-insanely-hot,(Like here right now) that elemental animal instinct is what you are reduced to.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex, Fellatio
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Jul 2011 Updated: 18 Jul 2011


Heat Haze Rising by wave_of_sorrow Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Watson PWP in hot weather. Slick and slippery from sweat, the taste of salty sweat on the lips as tongues slide over flesh, the oppressive heat of humidity not stopping their ardor.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Heaven can wait by flibbles1989 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: To this hot little number by flibbles1989

To be specific: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO WATSON?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: Come on, y'all, it's Merry Month of Masturbation!

Holmes thinks Watson is going to be out on his rounds for AT LEAST another hour, so he's stretched out on the rug in front of the fire, gloriously naked, rubbing one out. Watson comes barging all in and stops like O.O when he sees him, except Holmes is just like "Hello, old chap. Didn't expect to see you so soon," and keeps going. What does Watson do?? CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE. I think it'd be funny if Holmes tries to get Watson's goat by pretending nothing's happening and carrying on a conversation with him while still stroking himself off, but Watson refuses to rise to the bait (NO PUN INTENDED) so he just sits down on the settee and engages in conversation with Holmes as Holmes finishes, lies there for a moment recovering, then cleans himself up and gets dressed.

OOOORRRRRRRR

Holmes thinks Watson is going to be out on his rounds for AT LEAST another hour, so he's stretched out on the rug in front of the fire, gloriously naked, rubbing one out. Watson comes home, but just as he starts to open the door he catches sight of Holmes and stays outside the door peeping in through the crack. Of course Holmes is one sharp cookie and figures out right away that Watson is out there and starts enhancing his performance for Watson's benefit. Y'know, an extra roll of the hips here, and extra moan and whimper there. What happens next?? CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation, Voyeurism
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes comes to Irene's rescue
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: The Sherlock Holmes Victorian Coobook Who wrote it, and what is in it?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Heredity by ingridmatthews Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I have seen dozens of fics in which Holmes discovers he has a illegitimate child (oh-ho sneaky!Irene...I see what you did there), but none where this happens to John "three continents" Watson. I don't think this is very fair. I would like Watson to discover that he, unknowingly, fathered a son somewhere along his travels and now he's shown up at Baker Street.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Hey John by tacosoup Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Hey Jude by fry and Laurie. Anything with that, really
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


High Adventure by random_nexus Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock and John talk about pirates after imbibing a special concoction.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: The real reason Holmes keeps a violin so close at hand?

Watson suffers from PTSD, and the only certain way to bring him back out of the flashbacks/re-living of the experiences he suffers quickly is by Holmes playing a specific tune on his violin.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 482
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Highly Efficient Criminal by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

There are times, in his darkest moments, when Holmes thinks about turning to crime. He remembers why he doesn't every time he thinks of Watson. Watson makes him want to better himself.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 25 Apr 2011 Updated: 25 Apr 2011


Summary: Watson's embarrassed by his Scottish accent (which pops out from time to time). Holmes is turned on.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Hired Gun by lazaefair Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

"Moriarty/Moran.


Moran is more than just a hired gun~"


Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, Sebastian Moran
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 425
[Report This] Published: 05 Jan 2012 Updated: 07 Jan 2012


His Fingers by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

watson/holmes: Watson's observance of Holmes' long slender fingers


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 537
[Report This] Published: 12 Mar 2011 Updated: 12 Mar 2011


His Non-Native Tongue by spacemutineer Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

09 verse!

H/W

Holmes always speaks French when they have sex. Watson learns that Holmes is actually saying things he can't say in English. (i.e. I love you)


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


History, Repeating Itself by gyzym Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock Holmes: Underpaid Chemistry TA. All he wants to do is work on his damn thesis, but there's about a million tests that he has to grade so the professor doesn't have to, dragging wide-eyed liberal arts majors through same lab multiple times a week, and WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THE MATERIAL THIS IS LITERALLY CHEM 101 IT'S FUCKING ELEMENTARY NNGHRRRBARELY SUPPRESSED RAAAAGE!!!
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Modern Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Hiya Handsome by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Lestrade is a quiet, professional man. Simple tastes and everything of the sort. Also ridiciously self-conscious. So Holmes, Watson and Lestrade are talking one night and one of them remarks on Lestrade's good looks and his reaction is O_o "wtf?"

Cue Holmes and Watson telling him to suck it up and stop being so damn self-depricating!
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Hogwarts AU by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

I want Hogwarts AU set in the Victorian era (since it is an old school, after all). Holmes is a Gryffindor. Watson's a Ravenclaw.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1861
[Report This] Published: 13 Mar 2011 Updated: 13 Mar 2011