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Hold Me by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes needs hugs. Watson obliges.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: I haven't gotten through all the Holmes canon yet (I know, shame on me), so I'm unsure how the later years go. Here's a theory of mine.

Basically, Holmes and Watson have gone their separate ways. Not in the "I don't want to see you anymore" way. They just got busy with their own lives and started seeing each other less, one or both eventually move out of Baker Street. They still see each other on occasions, but not nearly as much. They never had a romantic relationship of any kind. Not that neither hadn't thought about it. Watson always pined for Holmes, and Holmes learned to accept his feelings. But for one reason or another they never acted on their feelings.

One day, in their retirement years, the two decide to get together to catch up. During their visit, they both come to two realizations. First, they are getting old (or already are, author's choice), and neither knows how much time they have left. Second, they were never happier than when they were living with the other, and they want that back. Confessions are made. Up to the author if they want to include some making-up-for-lost-time sex.

tl;dr...sorry: In their later/retirement years, Holmes and Watson FINALLY get together.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Holding Hands by muted_clamour Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holding hands.
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Holiday in Bracknell by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, and after finishing their dinner they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." "I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" exclaims Watson. "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson ponders for a minute. "Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?" "Watson, you idiot!" He exclaims, "Somebody's stolen our tent!"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: When Mycroft and Sherlock were wee laddies, they would occasionally (very occasionally) join forces to create mischief of BIBLICAL proportions. The kind that get most people arrested.

Present day, they deliberately or accidentally do so again (bonus if it involves explosions and fire).
Categories: Fiction Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Holidays by lolryne Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I don't care whether Holmes falls ill and needs a break, if they both just say "FUCK IT, LET'S GO TO THE COUNTRY FOR SOME OF THAT LOVELY AIR!" or if there's some other reason, I would love some cute fluff of those two on vacation. Art, fic, WHATEVER. I just love it when they leave their abobe and take a break together.

Canon is preferred, but I'll take what I can get.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Holmes and Dogs by flying_android Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes playing with dogs. No drugging. Just actual affection. Doesn't have to be Gladstone - random dogs on the street or the dog he would sometimes get on loan from the Yard for tracking.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Holmes and Ducks by lolryne Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Art Request: HOLMES AND DUCKS.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Holmes and Jack the Ripper by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: The Ripper catches and tortures Holmes
Categories: Fiction Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Biting, Gagging, NonCon
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock meets Lestrade in a unicorn.
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Holmes and Mary, BFF by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Mary become inexplicably BFF behind Watson's back, sharing the dog and stealing Watson's clothes and sitting around having tea when he's not home. He'd be jealous if he weren't so bemused and also he's not entirely sure which one he should jealous of.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: ...and decide which prompt to fill.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes and Watson DP Mary.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Holmes and Watson in a tub by arileo Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Watson share a bath. There are rubber ducks.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 28 Feb 2011 Updated: 28 Feb 2011


Summary: Okay. So. Holmes and Watson being violently pulled away from each other by an angry crowd (for whatever reason) and both Holmes and Watson fighting tooth and nail just trying to stay close to each other, frantically kicking, biting, hitting who ever is pulling them apart just to reach for the others hand. Bonus points if Holmes manages to break free and kisses the hell out of Watson before being dragged away. Kicking, screaming, crying. Just give me Holmes and Watson freaking the fuck out about being viciously separated.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes and Watson are Romeo and Juliet. There's also a cameo with a cat.
Categories: Cleverbot Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Either Holmes and Watson are hardcore football fans
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: See title. Three teeny fills, the last one probably most along the lines of what the prompter intended.
Categories: Ficlets, Art Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 01 May 2011 Updated: 01 May 2011


Summary: Holmes and Watson VS. the Water Temple from Ocarina of Time.

Short summary: That damn place is the bane of anyone who has played 'Ocarina of Time' without a guide. And even with a guide- it can be frustrating.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: I don't know if such a fic has already been written, but ... Holmes and Watson are having sexy times, except Holmes can't get into the fun completely because Gladstone is right there staring at them. And won't go away even after Holmes chucks a shoe at him.

Bonus WTF points if Gladstone rips a fart half way and scares himself away from the scene.

Some more bonus points if the next day in the park, the reverse situation occurs and Watson is all "See, Gladstone doesn't give a damn when we watch him".
Categories: Art Characters: Gladstone, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Voyeurism
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: Errant Comment fill:

My only criticism: it wasn't long enough!

I hope to see more fills from you soon.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Errant Comment, First Times, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes dressed as Cruella.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes is the Roadrunner.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Holmes begging for it by mythologiced Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes begging for it
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Powerplay
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1339
[Report This] Published: 01 Mar 2011 Updated: 01 Mar 2011


Summary: Watson buys Holmes a guinea pig, since he's fed up with Gladstone being used as one in his experiments. What he couldn't predict was that Holmes becomes quite obsessed with the creature, getting him a mate and playing with them all day.

Bonus points for gay guinea pigs.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011