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Holmes can't lie. by sparkle_free Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes accidentally ingests a drug that means he can only speak the truth.

Not just that, he will feel compelled to answer, no matter how much he might want to hide what he is about to say, or how horrifying he finds the whole "emotions" thing.

He's with Watson, of course.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: Watson writes a story and it's not good. He submits it for to be published and it makes it into print and no one likes it.

Watson is humiliated and sulky. Holmes cheers him up with his penis.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Mar 2011 Updated: 09 Mar 2011


Summary: So, my prompt is someone feeling really, really shitty. Anyone at all, for any reason at all. And if you could make me laugh, I wouldn't be offended.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary:

In honor of [info]taleya's supreme awesomeness (http://community.livejournal.com/shkinkmeme/468.html?thread=17778644#t17778644) 

Holmes becomes obsessed with sparkle text


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2011 Updated: 23 Mar 2011


Summary: Holmes fences. Watson gets hot and bothered.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Holmes Doodles by paperflower86 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: When Holmes is at his desk thinking, he sometimes takes pen and paper and doodles some sketches.

I wanna see what the piece of paper would look like after Holmes is done with it. Like, a doodle of a rose, some Wagner quotes, a scribbled down "Mrs Sherlock Watson" surrounded with hearts, maybe some splashes of various chemicals that have eaten through the paper (and desk)...
Categories: Art Characters: Gladstone
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: BBC

Incorporate this line into a fic, or make it the subject of art:

"I'm sorry John, but body parts are far easier for me to procure than groceries."
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: Body parts are easier to procure...
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes falls into the Thames, Watson helps comfort him.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Holmes fingers himself by ashecroft Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes is all like, "So Watson... want to bugger me?" to which Watson is all "Certainly-not-my-god-man-degrading-painful-damaging-illegal-won't-do-it". And Holmes is all, wtf are you talking about? and begins to enthusiastically finger himself being all "See Watson? It's highly-ah-ah-Enjoy-hnggggggggggh-able- oh, oh yesssssssssss."

Obviously Watson is not at all aroused by this.

Not at all.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Holmes fucks a pizza by theprophetrass Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes fucks a pizza. Other food would be ok, but I'd prefer pizza.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inanimate Objects, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Objectum Sexuality
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: There's someone in my head, but it's not me...

Holmes starts to develop multiple personality disorder.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: There's been a lot of great art and fic with everyone's favourite grumpy bulldog, Gladstone. This has lead me to the conclusion that what the Grandaverse is missing is a pet.

So Brett!Holmes gets a dog...maybe he always wanted one as a child but was never allowed, maybe Watson's rescues one...IDK just give me scenes of domestic fluffiness involving Brett!Holmes and a puppy
Categories: Fiction Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: There've been multiple attempts on S. Holmes life. S. refuses to take proper precautions, and continues to run around the town, much to Watson's irritation. Finally, an attempt almost succeeds (poison? runaway horse?) and S. Holmes is hurt. Watson takes him to M. Holmes' home to recuperate.

Much cuddling would be loved, with S. Holmes acting like it's annoying but secretly loving every second of it.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: So, as much as I love pushy bottom Holmes I'm craving the exact opposite; an inexperienced (if not outright virginal) Holmes so shy and nervous he blushes and stammers and Watson has to gently coax him into asking for what he wants and then proceeds to make sweet, sweet love to him.

Bonus points if, despite always accusing Watson of being sentimental, Holmes uses the term 'making love' in some way.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: -- But a bitch ain't one.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Holmes has a foot fetish by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes has a foot fetish.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Foot Fetish
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: Somehow, John knows Sherlock is necrophilic, so he takes some kind of drug (like the one Juliette took in Romeo & Juliette) to fake his death. When Sherlock sees John dead he is overpowered by a surge of angry, sadness and unbeliaveble lust and ravishes John's "corpse" before deciding to kill himself.

But I'm a happy-ending-girl so please, be sure John wakes up before something really tragic happens, ok?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Necrophilia
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes is allergic to Watson hair! Obviously the mustache tends be a problem when they try to kiss."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Holmes has two penises by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes has two penises
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes wears a backless evening gown.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Holmes in a Night Shirt by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Fanart of Holmes wearing a night shirt.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 22 Jan 2012 Updated: 22 Jan 2012


Summary: "I often think that a slightly exposed shoulder emerging from a long satin nightgown packs more sex than two naked bodies in bed." (now I know someone here can identify the individual who said this.)
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes, after a particularly exhilarating chase for a criminal in the rain, is flushed, panting, soaked, and his normally slicked hair has become loose and plastered across his face. Cue EVERYONE getting hot and bothered at the sight while Holmes remains oblivious, and Watson going "BACK OFF BITCHES HE'S MINE"
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Holmes is a woman by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes has been hiding the fact that he's a woman. One day a villain shows Watson and Lestrade the truth.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Watson is the king. He hears about the Great Detective and decides he wants him. Holmes has always been proud to serve King and Country.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 24 Oct 2011 Updated: 24 Oct 2011