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Holmes is Peter Pan by tkodami Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes is Peter Pan
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Feb 2011 Updated: 13 Feb 2011


Summary:

Holmes is rather poo to Lestrade in the Canon. But there is genuine affection between them. What did Holmes do to engender such trust as Lestrade shows in him? Pre-Watson, no BBC series please


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inanimate Objects, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2011 Updated: 23 Mar 2011


Summary: Holmes ejaculates tiny kittens that he and Watson have to take care of as they grow.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes calls out for Watson.

But watson won't (can't?) answer
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Holmes Meets A Baby by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Okay, I've seen it prompted elsewhere that Mary actually dies giving birth, leaving Watson/Holmes with a daughter to raise. I cannot get enough of this idea. Please shower me with adorable kid!fic with Watson/Holmes parenting.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: Holmes Meets A Baby
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: A companion piece to Too Close For Comfort by IngridMatthews
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: A companion piece to Too Close For Comfort by IngridMatthews
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes is pregnant with multiple babies.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Mpreg
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Holmes of the Dead by taleya Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Night of the Living Dead (original) meets Sherlock Holmes. Zombies in London!
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1753
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Holmes on a sex machine by koshartu Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes reduced to a gibbering, twitching mess, fully-clothed and in public as Watson coaxes him and whispers in his ear.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Toys
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Holmes on Drigs by youeeediot Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: rape of the snow with spaghetti of the holmes without supper to the base in the first instance please
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Drugging
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Holmes on scarf action! by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

That slinky scarf Holmes is wearing when he chases Irene out to the carriage. That's it -- go wild.


Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 6
[Report This] Published: 12 Mar 2011 Updated: 12 Mar 2011


Holmes paints Mary naked by tacosoup Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Errant comment: Beautiful work and very expressive. : )
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Errant Comment
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes playing his violin in the mostly nude.

Inclusion of hats/socks/strategically unbuttoned shirts encouraged.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes' first time with Watson.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: Instead of playing the violin, Sherlock Holmes reads Shakespeare. Out loud. Doing all the voices. Projecting far enough to fill all of 221B. There is no escape.

Watson is very, very annoyed.
Categories: Fiction Characters: None
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Holmes self-injury by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes purposefully hurts himself or puts himself in harms way just so he can have Watson patch him up because he DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO ~EXPRESS HIS FEELINGS but he figures as long as Watson's touching him it's good.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Hypothermia
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary:

Holmes snorting cocaine off Watson's ass.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 662
[Report This] Published: 11 Mar 2011 Updated: 11 Mar 2011


Summary: Holmes takes a drug that makes him say everything that he's thinking out loud.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes takes care of a baby Watson
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary:

Watson wants to learn some basic phrases in French. Obviously, Holmes is the ideal teacher.


Holmes teaches him phrases- dirty phrases (saying they mean the most innocent things) and makes Watson look him in the eyes and repeat them.

Watson soon realizes his words are affecting Holmes more than a simple greeting would.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2011 Updated: 23 Mar 2011


Holmes teaches Watson French by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes tries to teach Watson how to speak French. But, whenever Watson tries to say something (in French) he ends up sounding like Julia Child.

Any verse.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Mar 2011 Updated: 09 Mar 2011


Summary: I'M A BEE FARMER, MOTHERFUCKER
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary:

Holmes takes a knock to the head, and assumes he and Watson are together due to his friends overt concern over said knock. When Holmes starts acting all touchy and loving, as one would with a partner, yet gets not much in response, he begins to worry about the state of the relationship he thinks he has with Watson. Cue Holmes trying to win back Watson's affections. 

Watson is oblivious to Holmes' inner turmoil, and just keeps knocking him away because he's being a nuisance, unaware Holmes thinks they're together.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 10350
[Report This] Published: 16 Mar 2011 Updated: 16 Mar 2011


Summary: One of the baddies (Moriarty or something) kidnaps Holmes with plans of raping him. However, when they try, they find out he's a seductive sex machine who tops the hell out of them from the bottom.

Granada verse would be loved!!!!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: NonCon
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011