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Summary: Holmes tops Watson in an armchair
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: I just moved into my new place (in the same state because I'm a loser like that) and I want a fic about Holmes moving from his old flat to the infamous one on Baker Street. Maybe, a first meeting with Watson and a sexy encounter on the desk that just wouldn't fit up the goddamn stairs?(!) Anything you got I'll take, bb. =)
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes loops his belt around his neck. He likes to pretend it's a collar and that Watson owns him.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM
Pairing: None
Story Elements: D/s
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: We've had prompts of Holmes being all emo mascara man after the wedding, what about a batshit opposite? Like Holmes Won't Leave Watson the Fuck Alone?

eg:

Holmes shows up banging on Watson's door.

"FUCK OFF HOLMES, I'M DOING MY WIFE"
"ARE YOU GOING TO BE MUCH LONGER? DAMMIT WATSON, THERE'S A ~*CASE*~"
"DOING MY WIFE"
"WATSOOON"
"DOING MY WIFE, DAMMIT"
"WAAAATSOOOOON THEY'RE GOING TO SHOOT MEEEEEE"
"I'M GONNA FUCKING SHOOT YOU IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP"

Holmes climbs up the drainpipe and Watson's trying to finish up and there's Holmes at the window all "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATS~OOOOOOOOOOOOOOON"
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Holmes Won't Shut Up by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: How will you whaaargarble

...With my testicles in your mouth?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio, Gagging
Universe: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Holmes' First Blow Job by mistyzeo Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Can we have Holmes and Watson very early in a relationship and Watson turning Holmes into a gibbering mess from giving him a blowjob for the first time?

Bonus points if Holmes is skeptical that people could find such a thing pleasurable, so Watson demonstrates otherwise.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: Please can I have a fic about Holmes' rooms on Montague Street, near the British Museum, where he was living prior to Baker Street? More specifically, about their general grubbiness &/or what inspired him to get the hell out.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Holmes' secret by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: So it is say at the beginning of "The adventure of Black Peter" that Holmes has "at least five small refuges in different parts of London, in which he was able to change his personality".

Four of them are use in a profesionnal purpose, the last one is hidding someone / something Holmes doesn't want Watson to discover, never (And obviously, Watson finds out.) : A secret wife and child, a collection of corpes he murdered himself, a lover, Mary-who's-supposed-to-be-dead, whatever! Surprise me, KM! Make it crack or make it dark, I'm totally for multi-fills if it inspires severals people!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Holmes' Tongue is a Penis by ljghunter Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes' Tongue is a Penis.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Holmes' Voice by featherfish Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I know we've had some language kink fills, but let's get some general voice!kink ones in too.

When RDJ!Sherlock says "Lord Radford likes fast women and slow ponies" in the movie it's a hilarious line but for some reason I find the way he rolls his vowels in that accent incredibly hot. In a similar fashion can we have Watson getting turned on at the most inappropriate moments (and maybe at some really ridiculous phrases) by Holmes' voice? You can choose whether he does something about it or not, but I'd love that to be the focus.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes' penis shoots lasers. Watson's aim is better than Holmes', so he takes the penis in hand when shooting at bad guys is necessary.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 31 Mar 2011 Updated: 31 Mar 2011


Holmes, Dr. Seuss style by taleya Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes tries to seduce Watson, a la Green Eggs and Ham style.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play, Cunnilingus, Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Holmes/Clarky by gyzym Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: fter Irene left Holmes handcuffed to the bed, we see a maid come in, scream, then cut to Clark and Holmes in the carriage, yes? Well....

WHERE IS ALL THE CLARK/HOLMES?

SERIOUSLY! The theory is that Clark was the poor schmuck who came upon Holmes NAKED and HANDCUFFED, and had to get him out of that fix. With the keys under the pretty pillow. YOU THINK HE DIDN'T TAKE ADVANTAGE? I think so, AND I WANT TO READ IT. Clarky seems like SUCH a fanboy too...
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Constable Clarke, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: So, you know how we tend to slant Irene as being the wild-woman in the sack who knows all the ways to drive Holmes/Watson/Mary/Everyone into fiery heights of passionate ecstasy?...

Well, I want Holmes to turn all that on its head and SHOCK Irene with just how incredibly filthy and aggressive he can be. Give me ridiculously rough sex AND the raunchiest goddamned dirty talk you can get toppy!Holmes to muster, sweet filler.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Spanking
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: The 09!Movie gang as the Leverage Cew.
Categories: Art Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: Mycroft Files
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Holmes/Morpheus by feriowind Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock Holmes/The Sandman crossover
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Holmes/Watson draping by spacefall Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: A Holmes/Watson version of this: http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky5fi0BQqs1qzzq24o1_400.jpg

I picture Holmes being the one who's dressed (dressed in his usual attire.. with Watson, perhaps, reaching up under his waistcoat?). But, damn, if anyone even fills this at all I'll be happy.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: A goodly bit of hand worship would make me very happy. Kissing, licking, sucking on the wrist and the palm and the knuckles; the incredible sensitivity of the flesh there and the vulnerability and intimacy of offering that part of one's body are amazing concepts to me.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: Watson comforts a hurt Holmes.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: 1. Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like.
2. Turn on your music player and put it on random/shuffle.
3. Write a ficlet related to each song that plays. You only have the time frame of the song to finish the ficlet; you start when the song starts, and stop when it's over. No lingering afterwards!
4. Do ten of these, then post them.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU , Crack, Crossover, First Times, Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary:

Holmes/Watson -- They're undercover on a case. In order to maintain their disguise, they wind up having to fool around/pretend to be lovers/ANYTHING ALONG THOSE LINES.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 379
[Report This] Published: 12 Mar 2011 Updated: 12 Mar 2011


Summary: Holmes and Watson are reincarnated in the modern day. Watson remembers their previous life. Holmes does not.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Modern Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: 1. Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like.
2. Turn on your music player and put it on random/shuffle.
3. Write a ficlet related to each song that plays. You only have the time frame of the song to finish the ficlet; you start when the song starts, and stop when it's over. No lingering afterwards!
4. Do ten of these, then post them.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Molly, Sally Donovan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, First Times, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC), Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Holmes/Watson/Irene threesome by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: lesse...how about Holmes/Watson/Irene, that scene when Holmes wakes up and they're both sitting there all "you are the stupidest man ever and absolutely delicious when you wake up"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 453
[Report This] Published: 22 Feb 2011 Updated: 22 Feb 2011


Summary: The fab foursome wearing lingerie and stockings.
Categories: Art Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011