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Summary: movie. Holmes has been framed for something awful by Moriarty and everyone (including Watson, oh noes!) seems to believe him guilty so he decides to run but is so distracted and disheartened he doesn't manage to shake the police for long. Cue Watson helping Holmes escape and revealing he believed in Holmes all along and was only helping the police because he wanted to know what in the bloody hell was happening. Holmes and Watson and Mary all end up on the run and wacky shenanigans, danger, and thrilling last minute escapes ensue. At one point Holmes and Watson dress up like ladies much to Mary's amusement and at another Holmes and Mary pretend to be married much to Watson's. Holmes and Mary end up bonding leading to OT3 sexytimes. After some time (and with Mycroft and/or Irene's help) Holmes name is finally cleared and he's sad because he thinks this means OT3 time is over. Watson and Mary thoroughly disabuse him of this notion.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: "Incest! It's the game the whole family can play!

And the Holmes' are very fond of Watson.....so. Yes.

Holmes/Watson/Mycroft and Mycroft had better be on the bottom because he'd crush the other two. Bonus points for the bed breaking under the sheer weight.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Holmesmon by marill_chan Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Pokemon meets the Holmesian universe.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Blackwood, Coward, Irene Adler, James Moriarty, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Home by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock wrapping John in his big coat and maybe carrying him for soem reason. Cold?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Home Alone by ingridmatthews Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: One day while Holmes is out, Watson grabs the opportunity to masturbate to his heart's content. He's a loud, hot, writhing mess, not holding anything back as he strokes/fingers himself imagining that it's Holmes touching him.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Home Front by bowsofwrath Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Mrs. Hudson taking care of both Holmes and Watson while Holmes is taking care of Watson.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mrs. Hudson
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Apr 2011 Updated: 17 Apr 2011


Summary: I am having a day. A bad day. And what I need is some Holmes/Watson h/c...no, that's such a lie. What I need is some Holmes/Watson c, with minimal h. Maybe Watson has a shitty day at his practice and Holmes has a shitty day solving crimes and they come home to Baker Street and...what? Have mindblowing sex? Play strip-Risk? Indulge in some primal scream therapy? I just don't know, guys, but I do know I need soooomething to tide me over until I can get home tonight and wipe away my woes by writing TA!Holmes.

I love you all, really and truly and enough to make this hellish day a little better,
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Home Is Where the... by rat_chan Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Basil refers to Ratigan as his "deceased former lover". This rather shocks Dawson for obvious reasons. It was a strategic confession, though, since Basil intends for Dawson to become his living, current lover.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Basil, Dawson
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: The Great Mouse Detective
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Mar 2011 Updated: 12 Mar 2011


Home Remedy by gilbygirl Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Mrs Hudson catches Holmes and Watson having sex.
Watson tries to convince her that he was just taking Holmes' temperature.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Home Sweet Home by f_m_r_l Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: "Watson is a sparkly vampire. Holmes is a werewolf that walks around shirtless. Make with the smut.
'09 verse."
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 27 May 2011 Updated: 27 May 2011


Homecoming by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Pre-canon Holmes/Stradivarius first time fic, followed by Watson/Holmes/Strad. Let the music-love flow!
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inanimate Objects, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Homesick by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: would love to see some fleshing out of minor characters. People who don't appear at all, like Mary's conveniently dead ex-fiance in the 2009 movie, or people who don't get treated like people with stories worth telling, despite actually being pretty central and interesting, like Tonga in The Sign of Four.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: None
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: PROMPT! Watson and Holmes are locked in a small, trunk like thing and first time, UST frottage, occurs.

What they gonna do with all that junk, all that junk, in their trunk?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 94
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Hooker AU fic by lilyrose_fic Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes/Watson. Hooker AU. Holmes as the client please.



Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 491
[Report This] Published: 13 Mar 2011 Updated: 13 Mar 2011


Hopelessly by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Five times Watson realized how hopelessly he was with Holmes.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Sep 2011 Updated: 15 Sep 2011


Summary: Can we have something ridiculously porny, with Holmes walking in (either at the flat, or maybe he happens to investigating something in a brothel or a hotel or something) on Watson being fucked by another man, and Watson is really fucking out of it with lust. Possibly also drunk, or maybe just voluntarily drugged.

And then jealous Holmes getting rid of the other man and taking his place. Dub-con plus (extra plus if he was dunk/drugged to begin with) if Watson doesn't realise that he's being fucked by someone else than the person he originally consented to...

Tl; dr: basically I just want a really horny cock-slut Watson, thanks.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, OMC
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: DubCon
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock works a case with Nicholas Angel. John gets jealous.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


House crossover by nicodeimus Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

So it's established that House and Wilson were based off of Holmes and Watson. Well, I'd love the guys to meet. Preferably, sick!Watson needing House's mad diagnostic skillz. Bonus - Watson teaches House to cane fight. 

Kink: Possessive!Holmes ftw


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 498
[Report This] Published: 14 Mar 2011 Updated: 14 Mar 2011


Summary: Lestrade's wife using deductions for seduction
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, OMC
Genre: Fluff, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary:

Holmes and Moriarty didn't fight at the Reichebach. They had awesome sex and accidentally rolled off the cliff.



Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, Sebastian Moran, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


Summary: Holmes and Watson didn't meet because of Mike Stamford. Here's the real story.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: You know in the begging of the episode when Watson bolts up in bed because of his nightmare? Well I want him having a nightmare so Sherlock goes to wake up. Just when he leans over Watson wakes up and sits up suddenly and totally accidently headbutts Sherlock.

Not really kinky but it would be funny xP
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary:

The real reason Holmes returned after Reichenbach was because Moriarty's ghost, who has been following him around, is surprisingly understanding and tells Holmes to seize his chance with Watson while he can, because Moriarty regrets never seizing his chance with Moran and has given up being bitter, just wanting someone to learn from his mistake.


Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 01 Aug 2011 Updated: 01 Aug 2011


Summary:

Oh best beloved, might I have Watson/Holmes in the style of Kipling's Just So Stories? I think they would be scrumptious and so sentimental.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mike Stamford, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1475
[Report This] Published: 25 Oct 2011 Updated: 12 Nov 2011


Summary:

Watson makes use of his cane.


...take that as you will.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Powerplay
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 26 Feb 2011 Updated: 26 Feb 2011