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Summary: Mehndi. Have we had Watson and Mary painting Holmes yet? With a lovely victorian possessive twist?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage, Fellatio, Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: Okay, odd prompt - Holmes and Watson and Clarky and whoever else work in a fast food restaurant, like McDonald's or Wendy's or something. And let's say Lestrade is the Manager, and he gets hassled by corporate, and they get into random problems like THE CASE OF THE STOLEN HAMBURGER BUNS and Holmes always saves the day.

And they all tend to get drunk several times a week together, and there can be random hook-ups? idek guise, idek
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Watson has a bad day. Holmes cheers him up with a puppy.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 28 Feb 2011 Updated: 28 Feb 2011


Humpcatting. by purpletune Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Humpcatting.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: Something that deals closely with Mary's death. Not too soon after, though?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, First Times, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 948
[Report This] Published: 26 Feb 2011 Updated: 26 Feb 2011


Summary: I realllly want h/c where Holmes was kidnapped and assaulted, and when he's rescued no one knows about the assault, and Holmes quite determinedly pushes Watson away - except Watson is having none of it, and is getting quite pissed off about the entire affair. Finally Watson overcomes Holmes in some manner - tying him up, etc., and Holmes completely flips out. Watson coos and calms him, and there is cuddling and making out and possibly bj's but no penetration given Holmes trauma.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: NonCon
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Hush by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes and Watson adopt a baby 
(it would be adorable if it were a baby girl!, but feel free to choose the sex )


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 25 Apr 2011 Updated: 25 Apr 2011


Hypnotism!Kink by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I seriously can't believe this isn't prompted more. Give me some hypnotized!Holmes being taken advantage of by... someone. Blackwood, Moriarty, Dark!Watson... IDEK. But, really. Hypnotized!Holmes. And maybe some angst after?
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Hypnotism, Incest, NonCon
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


I am what I am by feriowind Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Someone please, draw Holmes in one of those sailorsuits...
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


I can has memebang? by nicodeimus Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

THE WALLS OF REALITY ARE BREAKING DOWN. AND ALL THE WATSONS AND HOLMES ARE JUMBLED UP.

GO!


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Without A Clue
Challenges: None
Series: MEMEBANG!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Summary:

The walls are breaking down and universes are crossing!


Categories: Art Characters: Dawson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett) , The Great Mouse Detective
Challenges: None
Series: MEMEBANG!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Summary:

The universes are colliding!


Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 1930's Movies (Rathbone), 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: MEMEBANG!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Summary:

The universes are colliding!


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: MEMEBANG!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Summary:

The universes are colliding!


Categories: Ficlets Characters: None
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges: None
Series: MEMEBANG!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Summary: watson is a werewolf and holmes is an ex-con. they both have magical powers and are trying to defeat she-who-must-not-be-named (maryireneadlermorston) and in a final show down holmes is killed by drapery. thereloveiscannon
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary:

THE WALLS OF REALITY ARE BREAKING DOWN. AND ALL THE WATSONS AND HOLMES ARE JUMBLED UP.

GO!


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges: None
Series: MEMEBANG!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Summary: Brett!Holmes never sits in a normal way.

Yeah, that's my prompt.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock and John go dancing at the gay bar.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: I Don't Feel Like Dancing (at the gay bar gay bar gay bar)
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


I Don't Want To Lose You by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Lestrade is doing something dangerous, and Gregson is freaking out.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 24 Oct 2011 Updated: 24 Oct 2011


Summary: Holmes is subject to an infestation. Thinking that it's just parasites or similar he starts to consult Watson about getting rid of them but balks when he realises that they're sentient. Make of it what you will.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: Please someone ... anyone spank Sherlock.

He is such a brat!! (and I love him for it.)

Could be John, Lestrade or Mycroft taking him in hand, don't really mind who.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Spanking
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


I Got Mine by quamquam20 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock has pretty much deduced that John masturbates in the shower [...] It stops being a game with himself about deducing John and more an increasing urge to actually hear/see John getting off.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Handjob, Masturbation, Voyeurism
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: olmes had been missing for a little while and is found severely injured (by rape and torture)
Holmes injuries vary from bruises, whiplashes, and he even has disgusting words carved into his skin…
He can only stand to be around Watson, and while Watson is stitching him up he swears vengeance on those who did this to him (if they aren’t dead already/captured), talks Holmes through his medical care, and thinks (or even tells Holmes) about how much he loves Holmes. (Or maybe Holmes just randomly tells Watson he loves him.)
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage, NonCon
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes is stalked by a flying penis.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: This long-overdue prompt is for [info]muir_wolf who wrote a great Psych fanfic that made me desperate to read a crossover. So, the prompt is simple: it must be oozing with Holmes/Watson and Shassie goodness. (I'd prefer if the pairings are kept like that - no boyfriend swapping, please!- and I am also not a big fan of foursomes.) How and why the two universes collide is entirely up to you. Bonus points will definitely be in order, however, for overprotectiveness and jealousy (and confessions and/or first kisses, if you should so choose). b29;
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011