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I Like The Way You Think by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I don't know if this has been asked yet (and frankly I'm surprised if it hasn't), but: we've had Stark/RDJ!Holmes, Brett!Holmes/RDJ!Holmes, I think it is high time we had some BBC!Holmes/RDJ!Holmes.

DONTCHA THINK?
Categories: Fiction Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: "I love how I don’t know where this is going! *nibbles fingernails*"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Errant Comment, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Voyeurism
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


I love you by lily_the_cheese Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: At Reichenback, Watson is so downhearted after reading Holmes' letter that he jumps into the falls. Holmes can't but watch.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary:

Have we had this yet?



Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 01 Aug 2011 Updated: 01 Aug 2011


Summary: For Challenge #2

All that I desire to point out is the general principle that life imitates art far more than art imitates life." –Oscar Wilde

Or, to be more precise, the theme is: art. Any type, any definition; as long as the entry incorporates or makes mention of some form of art, it goes.

(In the case of drawings, etc. - the fact that they are art themselves would obviously not be enough; the subject would have to relate to the theme in some way. )
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Blackwood, Coward
Genre: Dark, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: Challenge #2
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


I Need it to Hurt by SlashyKink Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes/Watson

 

"I need it to hurt, Watson."


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Knife Play
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 01 May 2011 Updated: 01 May 2011


Summary:

Use this line: "Why do you love me?"

Challenge? Pairing can't be John Watson/Sherlock Holmes.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Molly, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 320
[Report This] Published: 15 Mar 2011 Updated: 16 Mar 2011


Summary: Moriarty kisses Santa Claus. Watson is jealous until a threeway breaks out.
Categories: Cleverbot Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Mycroft catches his brother kissing Santa Claus. An emu is thrown around.
Categories: Cleverbot Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


I See by gothikmaus Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: We need more strip poker! Any and all characters that you wanna throw in there are fine by me. An art fill would be wonderful, but I'll take fics too.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: Drabble Challenge: I want it and I'm willing to kill to have it.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: XXX or Die
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: The classic Looney Tunes scene where a giant thing picks up another character and says "I will love him and hug him and call him George!"
Categories: Fiction Characters: Dredger, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: I'll follow you into the dark.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: Lestrade thinks he's going to have a lonely Christmas. Mycroft shows up.
Categories: Cleverbot Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: It's Christmas. Moriarty misses John.
Categories: Cleverbot Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock and Watson trapped in a lift. U-S-T-I-N-G.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes/dolphin with Watson watching
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


I'm sick of you! by lolryne Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Snide Comment: I am sick of all you pretentious assholes on this Kink Meme. I know it's all the same person doing it anyways. Its probably dire-redox because all she ever does is get OT and name drop what pretentious shit books she reads and pretentious shit music she listens to. I'm so bored of it.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: Okay, in some mad back & forthing with Cutebutpsycho99 in which it was discussed that Jeremy Brett (Granada Holmes, of course) played Freddie in My Fair Lady, and he had a bit of the sweet, throbby, musical pash for Eliza Doolittle (Audrey Hepburn - awesome), and in that movie she gently kicked him to the curb. So... well, look, you don't need to know the exact path that led to my madness, you just need a prompt... Ahem!

I had this totally weird brain fart where Eliza Doolittle comes to the Granada Holmes with a case. BWAHAHAHAHA!

Possibly regarding the murder of 'enry 'iggins.

IT DOESN'T HAVE TO MAKE SENSE, JUST MAKE IT HAPPEN, PEOPLE!

And I've seen some of what y'all have made happen, too. *points finger* You know who you are.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock to Watson, no established relationship, NOT for a case. I dare you to make it work.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Facials, Masturbation
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


If I had Just One Wish by thexmartyr42 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Ok, Sherlock and John are a couple (awwwww!) and then BAM! Sherlock gets pregnant. John freaks out and leaves him (noooo!) and Sherlock is now alone and pregnant. Things arn't good.

Then enter Lestrade! (Yay!)

Lestrade sees Sherlock's predicament and is sympathetic and kind and two it it off! He wants to be with Sherlock and to raise the baby with him.

Does John come back? What happens next??

GIMME HURT/COMFORT AND FLUFF!
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Mpreg
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


If Ink Holds True by por_queeee Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes secretly writes smutty fanfiction about Watson.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Frottage, Handjob, UST
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 01 Jan 2012 Updated: 07 Jan 2012


Summary: John hears somewhere (friend/television/internet/etc) that one can effectively discipline one's cat with a spray-bottle when they engage in bad behavior. John figures Sherlock acts like a cat, maybe he can be disciplined like one... Because, really, what could be the harm? At best he'll get Sherlock to stop shooting holes in the walls of their flat and at worse Sherlock will end up very, very wet.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 148
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: "If there was no you" by Brandi Carlile

When I see myself
I'm seeing you too
as long as I remember
and I'm feeling like I knew
that my jokes aren't funny
the truth isn't true
if there was no you
Categories: Video Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock/John at a gay bar dancing until they're about ready to fuck on the dance floor.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011