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Summary:

Inspired by the moment before the chess game when Moriarty drapes that fur coat/pelt thing over Holmes’ shoulders and says something along the lines of “wouldn’t want you to catch cold” in a way that is menacing and yet incredibly tender/doting at the same time.

AU in which Moriarty wins, amasses immense power and takes Holmes as his unwilling bed-warmer, fucking with Holmes expectations by being a surprisingly attentive (though still clearly deranged) lover.


Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson, Sebastian Moran, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark, Drama
Pairing: MM
Story Elements: DubCon
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2012 Updated: 21 Feb 2012


Summary:

In which Watson reaches the end of his rope. Written for this prompt:

Watson falls into a deep depression when Holmes dies, but when Mary succumbs to illness it pushes him over the edge to the point where he flips out and attempts suicide (preferably morphine overdose or the like).

All the while, Holmes is secretly watching in terror and tries to save him.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 03 Jan 2012 Updated: 07 Jan 2012


ILLU (Slash remix) by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: AU ILLU. Gruner doesn't collect women - he collects men. And he has his eye set on Watson
Categories: Fiction Characters: Gruner, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary:

AU me an ILLU if you would be so kind. Instead of Watson finding out about the beating from the newspaper, Holmes passes out on his doorstep. Victorian, please, and extra cookies for Granada


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2011 Updated: 23 Mar 2011


Impelling Force by rat_chan Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: When he goes to meet Moriarty in his university office, Holmes plans out and executes all the moves/dialogue/what-have-you that will lead Moriarty into fucking him against the wall.

Or the blackboard.
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: MM
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Aug 2012 Updated: 18 Aug 2012


In Absence by wheres_walnut Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Post-Reichenbach, Watson takes Holmes' beloved Aspidistra home with him. And starts talking to it. POV of the Aspidistra from Final Problem to Empty House
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


In Darkness, Truth by quil_linked Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I want Holmes and Watson travelling by train, when suddenly they get stuck in a tunnel. Watson can't stand staying on the dark, he starts panicking and Holmes leaves the wagon, promising to grope for matches, somewhere in the bloddy train. But he doesn't go and fetch for a light. He comes back and takes advantage of the darkness to fuck Watson. Make it rough. Make it desperate. *I should be ashamed, I really should*
Categories: Fiction Characters: Dark!Holmes, John Watson
Genre: Dark, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: DubCon
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: Nacho sex. Any pairing.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


In honor of Lady Gaga by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Her entrance...the egg/womb...just something, you guyz!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2011 Updated: 21 Feb 2011


In Mates by quamquam20 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Movieverse. Watson/Holmes get arrested and fuck in front of the prison guards, who cheer Watson on. Holmes bottoms.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex, D/s, Fellatio, Fingering, Handjob
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1751
[Report This] Published: 29 Jul 2011 Updated: 29 Jul 2011


Summary: The latest Sherlock movie, with a bitchy, queeny Holmes.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


In Want of a Legacy by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Set in a Blackwood wins senario, Blackwood forces Holmes to carry his child.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Blackwood, Coward, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex, Mpreg, NonCon, Torture
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Sep 2011 Updated: 18 Sep 2011


Summary:

Can we get some Moriarty fic up in here? Maybe him nerding out to some proof or equation while his minions watch? Smut? Whatever gets you going!


Categories: Art Characters: James Moriarty, Sebastian Moran
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Mar 2011 Updated: 16 Mar 2011


Summary: Holmes/Watson. Holmes topping. '09 movieverse preferred, but I'll take whatever I can get. Just make it porny, please. :D b29;

Face-to-face sex would be greatly appreciated. =] But, again, I'll take whatever you're willing to give me.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex, Fellatio, Fingering
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes starts courting Watson with the traditional Victorian rituals.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes discovers the joy of dressing (and the removal of) corsets.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes has too much morphine. A strange dream ensues.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Figging
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: HOLMES GIVING WATSON A DRAMATIC READING FROM THE JOY OF GAY SEX.

I have this mental image of RDJ!Holmes being all sassy and dramatic while reading from it (don't care that it wasn't written when he was alive, time traveling library bandit or something) and JL!Watson sitting there all grumpy and annoyed and finally a very warning filled "HOLMES!" gets Holmes to stop for long enough to give Watson a look before dropping his gaze back to the book and continuing to read aloud. Except louder. And with more enthusiasm.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: Poor!BBC-John feels really awkward at Christmas with rich!BBC-Sherlock, and finally overcome it and enjoying his time.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: BBCverse-John goes away for a few days (idk, conference, to visit Harry, anything) and Sherlock finds himself bored and ugh, missing him, so he sends him texts like every five minutes with the most ridiculous/inane messages.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: BBC!John moving Sherlock's shampoos and chemicals around in the bathroom. Slime ensues.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock Holmes has a very sensitive neck. Although he and his flatmate had been in a romantic relationship for some time (no sex yet, though), Watson had yet to realize this.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary:

Mary is a transwoman, Watson doesn't care. Holmes gets some. And some education.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Drunkeness, Frottage, Gender Dismorphia (Transsexualism)
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 28 Jun 2011 Updated: 28 Jun 2011


Incoherent Holmes by colordrone Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

reposting because it's absolutely my favorite thing in any fandom and I want it there so much it hurts. Please, anon, do not fail me!

Holmes/Watson with Holmes talking a lot but not making sense. He's either high, feverish, insomniac or suffering from bloodloss, whatever. Kind of like untranslated stream of consciousness, like hybrids in BSG. Would prefer it non-pornish, more H/C.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Mar 2011 Updated: 16 Mar 2011


Incomplete Combustion by rat_chan Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes is a cheating whore. Watson is pissed as hell, and teaches him a lesson. Rough dub-con and name-calling with some moderate violence (slapping, manhandling, shoving around), please.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex, Biting, DubCon
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 26 Jul 2011 Updated: 26 Jul 2011