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Penname: lolryne
Real name: lolryne
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Stories by lolryne
A l'encre sur ta peau by lolryne Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes writes a love letter to Watson. In French. On Watson's naked skin
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Always Together by lolryne Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Watson talks to Holmes like he's still around.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Angsty Poetry by lolryne Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Does anybody want to take another shot at me?
The gun is loaded and the bullets are free.

Watson or Holmes angst, pick your poisonhttp://community.livejournal.com/shkinkmeme/3747.html?thread=2121123#t2121123
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark, Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Barter System by lolryne Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: OT4 SHARING CLOTHES.
Holmes steals from Watson who borrows from Mary who borrows from Irene who steals from Holmes.
Categories: Art Characters: Irene Adler
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Conversation at Night by lolryne Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Asexual Holmes asks sexual Watson what sexual people enjoy so much about the whole process.

Watson explains it to him as best he can. No sex. No demonstrations. Just a conversation.

Bonus points if Watson's explaining something and Holmes is all, "so it's kind of like us?" and Watson thinks about it for a while before being all, "Yes though I wouldn't go bragging about that around town..."
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Asexuality
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Dancing Holmes by lolryne Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: After finding out that there were dances with closed hold in the Victorian era already I really want this!

Holmes plays the violin well but is a beginner at dancing. There's a gentleman he needs information from who's really into it and so Holmes and Watson end up attending all kinds of dance events throughout the week(with Holmes disguised as the woman)because Holmes would feel uncomfortable practicing with anyone else than Watson and they can rehearse the steps at home. Sexual tension ensues.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Happiness by lolryne Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Happiness / Just some random happy times
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Holidays by lolryne Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I don't care whether Holmes falls ill and needs a break, if they both just say "FUCK IT, LET'S GO TO THE COUNTRY FOR SOME OF THAT LOVELY AIR!" or if there's some other reason, I would love some cute fluff of those two on vacation. Art, fic, WHATEVER. I just love it when they leave their abobe and take a break together.

Canon is preferred, but I'll take what I can get.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Holmes and Ducks by lolryne Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Art Request: HOLMES AND DUCKS.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: Drabble Challenge: I want it and I'm willing to kill to have it.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: XXX or Die
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


I'm sick of you! by lolryne Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Snide Comment: I am sick of all you pretentious assholes on this Kink Meme. I know it's all the same person doing it anyways. Its probably dire-redox because all she ever does is get OT and name drop what pretentious shit books she reads and pretentious shit music she listens to. I'm so bored of it.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


It's nice but it hurts by lolryne Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: t's nice, but it hurts.

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It's not what you think it is.

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Bad, bad, bad idea.

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I want it and I'm willing to kill to have it.

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It doesn't suit you.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Kiss it Better by lolryne Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: When Watson was married to Mary (Why does that phrase feel so awkward to me?), he loved being able to kiss her as much as he wanted. He could go for a not inconsiderable amount of time just necking. As much as he enjoyed making love to her, he enjoyed the intimacy of kissing even more.

So... now that Mary's gone and he's back at Baker Street with Holmes, he doesn't really have that luxury to just kiss someone he loves as much as he wants. Somehow, awkward conversation, snooping in a journal or something, Holmes finds out about it and decides to help him fill that need.

What I'd really love to see is Holmes and Watson having long, drawn out kissing sessions. Bonus if, after a while, Watson comes to realize that Holmes isn't doing this as just a friend helping another friend scratch the proverbial itch. Super!Bonus if Watson returns Holmes' not-so-platonic-as-he-thought love.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Mary had a little Lamb by lolryne Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Mary had a little lamb. His eyes as blue as sky. If we play very quiet, my lamb, Mary never has to know...
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: Because I just misread something on Fanfic Rants.

I want one of them to be traumatised somehow and the other to make it up to him with socks.

Lots and lots of socks.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Naked!Holmes by lolryne Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes has utterly no shame whatsoever and is prone to walking naked about 221B whenever he pleases. (think Lester from Zack and Miri)

Go crack. Go utter crack
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: HOLMES/WATSON; WATSON/MORIARTY. (POSSIBLY LEADING TO MORIARTY/WATSON/HOLMES?)
Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Pick-Pocket children by lolryne Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: OK so i'm a tinry bit drunk right now. So this means I want child holmes and watson being like, a double team of pichpocketers. Like kid holmes pretends to be all hurt and an adult comes over and helps and like, watson sneaks in a takes their wallet or watch or whatever. Then they go back to their super sekkrit fort and do what ever kids do.

Any type of fill for this is welcome. Butomg could you IMAGINE an artfill with kid holmes and Waton being all... like from Oliver?! But i;m good with anything.
Categories: Art Characters: OFC, OMC
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Power of true luv~ by lolryne Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: OP said: have we had holmes and watson as pirates yet? if not we need to. stat

Taleya said: ONLY IF THEY FIGHT THE NINJAS.

OMDG. ROMEO AND JULIET. PIRATE HOLMES AND NINJA WATSON. CAN THEY OVERCOME THEIR DIFFERENCES?
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Scars on Watson's Back by lolryne Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes discovers a web of scars on Watson's back.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: John Watson returned from Afghanistan thin as a lathe, brown as a nut, and with shrapnel from an Afghani mine embedded in his chest. With one year left to live, he returned to London and took up lodgings at 221b Baker street.

However, after only three months his new found friend and rooommate Sherlock Holmes already finds the prospect of life without John Watson unacceptable. A detective by nature and a scientist by training, he begins work on a powerful new electromagnet...
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


The purest love by lolryne Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Watson gets arrested for sodomy and is sent to do hard labor. Holmes, asexual but in love with Watson, falls apart without his friend.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Asexuality
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes wants to surprise Watson by doing something a little kinky, like tying him up & blindfolding him while he's asleep, ready to have his wicked way with the Doctor once he wakes up.

Problem is, waking up tied up and sightless kinda throws Watson back into Afganistan...
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Wait by lolryne Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: In honour of my Holmes having gone missing:

Five times Watson waited up for Holmes and he didn't come home, and one time he did (and then there was fluffiness and possibly sex but that is entirely unnecessary).

I miss my friend, kind anons. Make me feel better?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Watson's Teddy Bear by lolryne Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Watson still sleeps with a teddy bear (he cannot sleep without it), but has gone to great lengths to keep this fact a secret.

For some reason (maybe while on a case), he and Holmes are forced to share a bed. After hours of not being able to fall asleep, Watson decides to sneak the bear in. What happens next is up to you.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011