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Crack!Baking by tacosoup Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: "Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John Watson are kidnapped by someone who force them to make sweet, sweet baked goods together."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Criticism peacock by tacosoup Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock invests in friendship bracelets for John and himself. HE IS UNAWARE THAT ONLY 11 YEAR OLD GIRLS DO THIS. John doesn't mind though. Gets that he's Sherlock's first/only real friend and wears the ridiculous thing around.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: Dark!Watson pulls out Holmes's pubic hair one by one with a tweezers.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Fool me once by tacosoup Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Dark!Watson has a habit of gambling away his rent money. In order to pay the rent, he starts to pimp out Asexual!Holmes.
I just have this idea of Watson calling for Holmes, "There's a client for you." and Holmes getting really excited and comes out of his room. Then his face falls when he realizes it's that kind of client, and not a new case.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Asexuality, NonCon
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Hair Kink by tacosoup Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson finds Holmes' hair to be absolutely wonderful.
Watson pets the hair on his head/runs his fingers through it/rubs his dick against the stubble on Holmes' face….
then later cums all over it
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Trichophilia (Aroused By Hair)
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Hey John by tacosoup Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Hey Jude by fry and Laurie. Anything with that, really
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Holmes paints Mary naked by tacosoup Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Errant comment: Beautiful work and very expressive. : )
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Errant Comment
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: 09!Lestrade is the Hamburglar.
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Limericks about Clarkey by tacosoup Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: A limerick about Clarky's sex life, please.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Constable Clarke, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: Limericks about Clarkey
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Mary Sue by tacosoup Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: sherlock holmes meets mary sue.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: Victorian!Holmes (preferably RDJ!Holmes) somehow transports himself through time to the modern day. His portal through time opens up in a sex toy shop.

Super!Bonus points for Holmes being suddenly transported back through time with [whatever] still shoved up his ass. Watson has to extract [whatever] (an iPod!?) from his asshole while Holmes tells him all about the kinky things he discovered in the 21st century.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Sherlock Darlin' by tacosoup Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Now Sherry my love for you is real
But I didn't count on this package deal
-- Lestrade, voiced by the Boss in "Sherry Darling"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: I would like the filling writer to redo the gaolyard scene with a concussed Holmes. What does (Dr.) Watson do to take care of him? What does that change about the way they're treated by the other prisoners? What does Watson do when Mary only bails him out?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Sleeping in bondage by tacosoup Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes sleeping (in the same bed as Watson) in bondage of some kind because it relaxes him.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Was it good for you? by tacosoup Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: 'd kill for some asexual!Holmes … who has sex with (Watson) anyone, for whatever reason … and still isn't interested in it.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Asexuality
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: The weather is dismal, and as such, I require cheering up.

YOUR MISSION, SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT, IS TO WRITE AN H/W FIC USING ALL OF THESE (http://www.createblog.com/forums/lofiversion/index.php/t135507.html). ANY VERSE. PRONOUN SUBSTITUTION PERMITTED.

CUPCAKES TO WHOEVER DOES THIS. :D
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Write or Die by tacosoup Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Can I get some Watson with writer's block? Like, he's been trying for days and nothing is coming out and he wants to beat his head bloody against a wall and then indulge in some primal scream therapy which is so not proper and, um. Then Holmes cures him? Or distracts him? Or kindly provides him a pillow so that bashing his head against the wall will not cause permanent brain damage?

THIS IS NOT AT ALL BASED ON MY REAL LIFE WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT GOD.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011