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Stories by stranded_pearl
Summary: Brett!Holmes is the Old Spice Guy.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: Watson is shot while saving Holmes's life. Watson is comatose. Several weeks after the shooting he awakens to find his consciousness has transfered to Homes pipe/cigarette case...something. Holmes can hear watson. At first, he believes he has gone mad. Then, Watson discovers that he can 'think' things to move....and convinces Holmes that he is possessing...whatever.

Holmes forgets which pipe is which and accidentally mouths Pipe!Watson.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Sep 2011 Updated: 15 Sep 2011


Summary: Watson has a biting!Kink. Holmes freaks out. 'Splaining leads to successfull!sexytimes.

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Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Biting
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes starts courting Watson with the traditional Victorian rituals.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: Meet John. He has just been captured by Moriarty and is now strapped to Semtex waiting for Sherlock to come find him at the swimming pool. This fate could have been avoided if he had a sassy gay friend.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, OMC
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Naked Lestrade by stranded_pearl Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Lestrade becomes a nudist
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Platonic Sex by stranded_pearl Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Watson have platonic sex. Any verse.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock Holmes has never had a friend before. He's not quite sure what to do with it.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Sonnet Fill! by stranded_pearl Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes knows that one of his dark spells is lifting by how beautiful Watson looks while buttering a piece of toast.



Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 01 Aug 2011 Updated: 01 Aug 2011


Summary: The real reason why Watson writes the stories and not Holmes is because Holmes sounds like Bertie Wooster when he writes.

Unfortunately, Holmes' writings like "A Cock-up in Bohemia" and "A Love Story Hampered by some Unforgiving Mormons" have now been found.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Untitled Fill by stranded_pearl Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Watson keeps having this reoccurring dream where he's standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at him. Naturally, he attempts to seek help.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 19 Jan 2012 Updated: 19 Jan 2012


War Poetry by stranded_pearl Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Inspired in part by "Dulce et Decorum est", Wilfred Owen

In order to help deal with his shell-shock/PTSD, the good doctor writes poetry. Sweet, sad poetry readings in the study ensue, along with some schmoopy kissing.

Any 'verse. Even Mice would be awesome.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dawson
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: The Great Mouse Detective
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 01 Aug 2011 Updated: 01 Aug 2011