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Summary: I just want Lestrade and Gregson be forced into a we-must-share-body-heat cliche for whatever reason. Banter and fluff please?
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: know there's a lotta Sherlock prompts right now, but this is *my* first:

Sherlock and Lestrade share a fag.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Closer by crocodile_eat_u Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Book Holmes fucks Watson doggystyle, hand on Watson's neck, pressing his face into the floor. Rough, violent and 100% consensual.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Collide by crocodile_eat_u Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Lestrade's gay. Nobody knows - it's still pretty frowned upon in the police force and Sherlock honestly hasn't paid all that much attention to the DI's private life.

Despite this, there's no real problem. He's in a nice relationship and nobody's got any reason to suspect that something's up.

That is, until Lestrade start turning up to work with black eyes and split lips, and is acting rather skittish and seems really reluctant to go home. Then Holmes starts paying attention

Basically, I would like Lestrade to be in midst of an abusive relationship, Sherlock and John notice and as things begin to get really out of control, come to the rescue

John/Lestrade/Sherlock would be awesome but is up to you
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: BBC Sherlock and Lestrade. NC-17. Not a lot of talking from Sherlock if possible. No talking would be preferable. Or nasty looks. Or thoughts. Oh, fuck this.

BBC Watson and Lestrade instead.

No, no. That doesn't work for me either. Martin Freeman looks like a depressed potato. Hmm. Aha!

BBC Lestrade and RDJHolmes. There! Perfect!
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio, Handjob
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock Holmes deduces his brand new roommate John Watson is severely depressed and bordering on suicide so he dazzles him with deductions, encourages him, takes him to work with him and gently urges Watson back to health without him realizing it, purely from the goodness of his heart.

Years later, after a huge pissy fight with Holmes, Watson finally figures it out. And is appropriately gobsmacked and grateful. Sexily grateful is fine too.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: Gregson looooooves Lestrade's wrists!
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Gregson writes the surprise hit of the summer
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: Lestrade/Gregson. Anything, goddammit.
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


My Gift to You by crocodile_eat_u Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Dark!Watson makes Virgin!Holmes fuck himself with a dildo.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark, First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Toys
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011


November by crocodile_eat_u Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Lestrade thinks he's having hate!sex with arrogant!Holmes. Needy, virgin!Holmes thinks he's having 'it's always been you' realization!sex with Lestrade.

Hetero (in love with Mary)!Watson explains matters to Lestrade. Loudly. Possibly with his fist.

Lestrade is taken aback by how attractive the idea of in-love!Holmes sounds...
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: Everyone assumes Holmes doesn't have a sex drive. If he does, he certainly hasn't given any inclination.

However, during a case, in order to look unassuming he shoves Lestrade against a wall and starts making out with him.

Problem: Lestrade (quite unexpectedly) gets hard. Watson gets jealous. Half of the yard is gossiping about it and taking/collecting bets on Holmes' personal life. (we'll just pretend it's not a crime)

Any pairing, but my personal OT3 (Holmes/Lestrade/Watson) is always welcome ;)
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , First Times, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011