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Penname: my_dear_watson7 [Contact]
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Stories by my_dear_watson7
Summary: I'd like Holmes to accidentally kill some cute little animal (like a squirrel? idk Maybe Gladstone?) and feel really shitty about it. Like,he gives it a mini-funeral and stuff. Watson comforts him. Any universe!
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: John follows the "write drunk, edit sober" method to writing his blogs. Except one time he forgets the "edit sober" part before posting.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock has been prompted to go on the show "Are you smarter than a 5th grader?" And is defeated by trivial knowledge that he had decided was not worth knowing.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock Holmes in a Couples Communication Workshop, for a case, for crack, for whatever reason you can drag him in. Probably BBC 1, as I don't think the Victorians really had an equivalent, but if you can make it work....
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: The Bulwer-Lytton Contest has people submit the worst opening sentence from the worst novels never written. Some of them are truly inspiring in their awfulness.

In that vein: write the worst opening sentence for the worst Holmes story never written.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges:
Series: It was a dark and stormy night
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Limericks! by my_dear_watson7 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Limericks! Any verse, any character, any pairing.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson
Genre: Poetry, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: Limericks!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Mini!Fill by my_dear_watson7 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I don't care what kind of story this is. I just need it.
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Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Jan 2012 Updated: 23 Jan 2012


Mycroft H/C by my_dear_watson7 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I don't think we have seen any Mycroft h/c. Not necessarily during the Hiatus, just random things. Like maybe he breaks a leg and it ruins his carefully-plotted schedule. IDK.

I'd prefer non-BBC series, please. :)

Thanks!
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Sext me, bb by my_dear_watson7 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I want sexting, Sherlock and Lestrade to be precise. Just dialogue is fine with me. I love you, kthxbai!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Sexting
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock thinks Captcha is someone speaking to him in code and tries to decipher the messages. John thinks Sherlock is fucking insane.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: John and Sherlock. Phone Sex.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: Something happens to watson, and it hurts him deeply. But he is ashamed of his feelings. Holmes finds out and comforts him
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Sherlock Holmes is on the case!
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011