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Stories by quamquam20
Bed Intruder by quamquam20 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Basil tops. Everyone. He sets his sights on the human detective who lives outside his mousehole.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Basil, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: D/s, Masturbation
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , The Great Mouse Detective
Challenges:
Series: Bed Intruder
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Broke by quamquam20 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: So I'm a little bit obsessed with BrokeStraightBoys.com.

Money is tight for Sherlock and John. So when they're offered $100 each by a random American dude to get naked for the camera, they go for it. Things progress from there and they end up with enough cash to go out for some really awkward Chinese food afterward.

Bonus points if Sherlock annoys the shit out of that obnoxious guy who films.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play, Anal Sex, Fellatio, Handjob
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Broken Lang Syne by quamquam20 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: John marks New Year's Eve with Sherlock. Raven masks are involved.
Categories: Cleverbot Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes is a total bamf, scared of nobody, etc. But he is scared of something really...normal (idk, mirrors, the dark, TV Tropes High Octane Fuel page, use your imagination). One night he gets really scared so gets into Watson's bed for snuggletiemz.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Depravity by quamquam20 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Ever since Watson started courting Mary, Holmes will let anyone fuck him. Anyone.

I want someone to then completely degrade him. And Holmes accepts this, ending up used, sore, filthy, and miserably realizing that Watson would never want to so much as touch a worthless slut like him.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, Angst, H/C, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex, D/s, Facials, Fellatio, Gagging, Substance Abuse
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1954
[Report This] Published: 01 Aug 2011 Updated: 01 Aug 2011


Summary: Holy shit. Can't breath from laughing. It is finally official. RDJ!Holmes bottoms for everyone. Men, women, other Holmeses, tentacle monsters, mice...

I love this.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mrs. Hudson, OFC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Errant Comment
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: Bed Intruder
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Hard Somethings by quamquam20 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Take any out of context quote from the books, and make it as pervy as you can. Like, every time Watson writes "That's amazing, Holmes!" I ejaculated. he means it literally. Any pairing, any verse! Just give it a very very dirty backstory.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation, Voyeurism
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


I Got Mine by quamquam20 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock has pretty much deduced that John masturbates in the shower [...] It stops being a game with himself about deducing John and more an increasing urge to actually hear/see John getting off.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Handjob, Masturbation, Voyeurism
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: "I love how I don’t know where this is going! *nibbles fingernails*"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Errant Comment, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Voyeurism
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


In Mates by quamquam20 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Movieverse. Watson/Holmes get arrested and fuck in front of the prison guards, who cheer Watson on. Holmes bottoms.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex, D/s, Fellatio, Fingering, Handjob
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1751
[Report This] Published: 29 Jul 2011 Updated: 29 Jul 2011


Like You Hate Me by quamquam20 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson cannot stop thinking about Holmes making him helpless, controlling him, doing what he wants with him. Bent over a desk. Tied to a chair. Gagged. Smacked with his violin bow. Forced to gag on his cock. Holmes pissing on him, cumming on his face. Choking him.

The list goes on and on. It's driving him mad.

Holmes, quite aware, wants to see how long it will take before Watson throws himself at him.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play, Anal Sex, Bondage, D/s, Facials, Fellatio, Leather, Watersports
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Look Out, I'm Moving by quamquam20 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Jim's got Sherlock tied up somewhere, and gives him the most excruciatingly slow fucking fantastic blowjob ever, watching as Sherlock/Holmes is stripped bare, trying not to give in but completely unable to stop himself.
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio, NonCon
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Magister by quamquam20 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: OK. So we have this notion that Watson's like the greatest lay that ever laid. The penis that ravaged three continents and he has to show Holmes/Mary/whoever the ropes of good sex.

What if he was a terrible fuck? What if he had to go to three continents because word got around so fast that he was a terrible, terrible lover?

Don't get me wrong. He's a lovely guy, but he can't fuck.

And what if Holmes/Mary/whoever was the experienced one and the fantastic lover? How would they teach him to be better at sex?

I WANT TO KNOW MEME. TELL ME!
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cunnilingus, Masturbation
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Dark, rainy thunderstorms turn Watson on.

"It was a dark and stormy night..."
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Handjob
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


My Journey Was Long by quamquam20 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Your favorite song.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sarah, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 04 May 2011 Updated: 04 May 2011


Naked from the Neck Up by quamquam20 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: beautifulagony.com is actually a record of Watson getting various partners off.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Olisbos by quamquam20 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: SHERLOCK HOLMES HAS A DETACHABLE PENIS!

ONE DAY JOHN FINDS IT!

THINKING IT IS A DILDO HE MARVELS AT ITS LIFELIKENESS. [...]

SHERLOCK FEELS IT ALL!
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Perfect in Between by quamquam20 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I just really need to see porn of Holmes and Watson (2009 or bbc please) switching it up repeatedly during the same session.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Sync by quamquam20 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Someone (Mrs Hudson, Lestrade, or whomever) walk in on Sherlock and John dancing to Funkytown.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2011 Updated: 21 Feb 2011


Taking You Down by quamquam20 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: John has had it with Sherlock's drug use. And disciplines him. Sexily.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex, D/s, Fellatio
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Theobroma by quamquam20 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: order xxx221B. It turned out to be for, and I swear this is true, one 16 oz jar of Hershey's Caramel topping and one 7lb 8oz (3.6 litres for metric people) container of Hershey's Chocolate Syrup. The kind that come with a handle shaped into the bottle so you can lift the damn thing.

There is your prompt - what happens when the box arrives?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: 69
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Vox by quamquam20 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: John has a bit of a thing for Sherlock's voice. Sexytimes ensue -- Sherlock tells John explicity what he's going to do to him. John comes without any penile stimulation whatsoever.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011