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Penname: oubliettelepaon
Real name: oubliettelepaon
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Stories by oubliettelepaon
Summary: Watson finds out Holmes is a cutter.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes' first time with Watson.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: 1. Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like.
2. Turn on your music player and put it on random/shuffle.
3. Write a ficlet related to each song that plays. You only have the time frame of the song to finish the ficlet; you start when the song starts, and stop when it's over. No lingering afterwards!
4. Do ten of these, then post them.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU , Crack, Crossover, First Times, Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock/John at a gay bar dancing until they're about ready to fuck on the dance floor.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: Nacho sex. Any pairing.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock and John were BFFs USTing when growing up(NEIGHBOURS, STREET RATS, BOARDING SCHOOL, IDFC!). They lose contact somewhere in their teens. Fast forward a couple of years.

X is stinky filthy rich. If X felt like it he could buy couple of small islandsCOUNTRIES. How or why this came about is not important. What is? That there is nothing he can't buy. Apparently, not even his long lost BFF.

Who is an high class [ESCORT/COURTESAN/CONCUBINE] now. A damn successful one catering to VIPs. We talkin people like GODDAMN KINGS, QUEENS, BRANGELINA AND MOTHERFUCKING LEX LUTHOR BITCHES!

X buys Ys services for a week trying to figure out what the hell happened to him. T'find out whyyyy Yyyyyy didn't come back to him.

Then X pays for another week, month and before X knows it he has his own DELISH KEPT MAN.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU , PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


One Week by oubliettelepaon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes innocently says to Watson something along the lines of "I wonder what sort of relationship we'd have if I were a woman."

To his surprise Watson has Holmes tuck, puts a wig on him, and treats him like a sex goddess.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011


Seize the Day by oubliettelepaon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes has a kink for being tied up, and he finds himself going to increasingly desperate (and obvious) lengths to satisfy his kink. Picking fights with Irene, getting himself arrested, getting captured by villains, it's all good as long as there's rope (or metal, or silk, or leather) against his skin.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Time Will Crawl by oubliettelepaon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I would love a story in which rdj!Holmes does a favour for The Doctor (helps him save Victorian England from daleks, whatever, not very relevant to the story) and as a thank you, the Doctor grants Holmes a trip to a time and place of his choice.

Holmes goes back in time to meet his younger, sad and friendless self and tells him that everything's going to be fine and that one day he's going to find the most amazing friend he could possibly hope for and be happy.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Crossover, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011