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Penname: reasonabsurd [Contact]
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Real name: reasonabsurd Status: Member Member Since: 04 Feb 2011 Website: Beta-reader: Stories by reasonabsurd
5 times Holmes and Watson felt old and 1 time they felt like kids. by reasonabsurd Rated: PORN
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5 times Holmes and Watson felt old and 1 time they felt like kids. Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes Genre: Drama Pairing: None Story Elements: D/s Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific) Challenges: None Series: None Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A [Report This] Published: 18 Jul 2011 Updated: 18 Jul 2011
Summary: I have been craving '09 Holmes and Watson fully-clothed in a bath, Watson under/holding Holmes who's having some sort of emotional turmoil/breakdown (up to writer).
Please? *puppy dog eyes* Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes Genre: Angst Pairing: None Story Elements: None Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) Challenges: None Series: None Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A [Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011
Summary: BBC's Sherlock and John as seen through the GMD universe.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes Genre: Crossover Pairing: None Story Elements: None Universe: Sherlock (BBC), The Great Mouse Detective Challenges: None Series: None Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A [Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011
Summary: The characters' reactions to "Sherlock" slash.
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade, James Moriarty, John Watson, Molly, Mrs. Hudson, Mycroft Holmes, Sally Donovan, Sherlock Holmes Genre: Crack, Humour Pairing: None Story Elements: None Universe: Sherlock (BBC) Challenges: None Series: None Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A [Report This] Published: 15 Sep 2011 Updated: 15 Sep 2011
Summary: Holmes is sitting in a Queen Anne chair. Watson sits on his lap, hooks his legs around the armrests and the back of the chair, and rides his mystery-solving husband like a wild stallion.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes Genre: PWP Pairing: None Story Elements: None Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific) Challenges: None Series: None Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A [Report This] Published: 09 Mar 2011 Updated: 09 Mar 2011
Summary: Clothed male, naked male prompt.
Categories: Art Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes Genre: Dark Pairing: None Story Elements: None Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific) Challenges: None Series: None Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A [Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011
Summary: Holmes dressed as Cruella.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes Genre: Crack, Crossover Pairing: None Story Elements: Cross-Dressing Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific) Challenges: None Series: None Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A [Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011
Summary: Holmes is the Roadrunner.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes Genre: Crack, Crossover Pairing: None Story Elements: None Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific) Challenges: None Series: None Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A [Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011
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In honor of Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes Genre: Humour Pairing: None Story Elements: None Universe: Sherlock (BBC) Challenges: None Series: None Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A [Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2011 Updated: 23 Mar 2011
Summary: There's someone in my head, but it's not me...
Holmes starts to develop multiple personality disorder. Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes Genre: Angst Pairing: None Story Elements: None Universe: Granada (Brett) Challenges: None Series: None Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A [Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011
Summary: "I often think that a slightly exposed shoulder emerging from a long satin nightgown packs more sex than two naked bodies in bed." (now I know someone here can identify the individual who said this.)
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes Genre: None Pairing: None Story Elements: None Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific) Challenges: None Series: None Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A [Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011
Summary: Holmes tops Watson in an armchair
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes Genre: PWP Pairing: None Story Elements: None Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) Challenges: None Series: None Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A [Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011
I may not give you what you want, but I'll always give you what you need by reasonabsurd Rated: Gen
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Have we had this yet? Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes Genre: Fluff Pairing: None Story Elements: None Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific) Challenges: None Series: None Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A [Report This] Published: 01 Aug 2011 Updated: 01 Aug 2011
Summary: The latest Sherlock movie, with a bitchy, queeny Holmes.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes Genre: Crack Pairing: None Story Elements: None Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) Challenges: None Series: None Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A [Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011
Summary: Lestrade and Watson duel for Sherlock. With their dicks.
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes Genre: Crack Pairing: None Story Elements: None Universe: Sherlock (BBC) Challenges: None Series: Lestrade and Watson duel for Sherlock. Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A [Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011
Summary: RDJ!Holmes gets a Yoshi. Crack ensues.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes Genre: Crack Pairing: None Story Elements: None Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) Challenges: None Series: None Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A [Report This] Published: 15 Sep 2011 Updated: 15 Sep 2011
Summary: Moran puts his wish that he and Moriarty would run away in song.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, Sebastian Moran Genre: Fluff Pairing: None Story Elements: None Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific) Challenges: None Series: None Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A [Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011
Summary: Mpreg comes to the GMD universe.
Categories: Art Characters: Basil, Dawson Genre: Crack Pairing: None Story Elements: None Universe: The Great Mouse Detective Challenges: None Series: None Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A [Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011
Summary: The picture features: a garden, a dressing gown, an imperious look and some sock suspenders. There seems a strange Holmsian quality about all this somehow.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes Genre: None Pairing: None Story Elements: None Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific) Challenges: None Series: None Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A [Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011
Summary: Holmes vs. Bertie Wooster as Moriarty. Possibly Colonel Jeeves!Moran has to fix all his evil plans for him behind his back.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, Sebastian Moran Genre: Crack, Crossover Pairing: None Story Elements: None Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific) Challenges: None Series: None Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A [Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011
Summary: After taking a long drag on his cigarette, Holmes kisses Watson. He exhales slowly as Watson inhales and they share this breath of blue, hot smoke.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes Genre: None Pairing: None Story Elements: None Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific) Challenges: None Series: None Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A [Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2011 Updated: 21 Feb 2011
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Watson is alone at Baker Street and decides to try out Holmes’ violin, playing a few hesitant notes. Holmes enters the room without Watson noticing and is incredibly turned on by the sight of Watson cradling his beloved instrument. He sneaks up behind him and starts guiding Watson’s hands with his. Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes Genre: PWP Pairing: None Story Elements: None Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific) Challenges: None Series: None Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A [Report This] Published: 18 Jul 2011 Updated: 18 Jul 2011
Summary: BBC Moriarty dresses like Bjork at the Oscars, like a swan. He accessorizes with an egg, which is actually a bomb.
Categories: Art Characters: James Moriarty Genre: Crack Pairing: None Story Elements: Cross-Dressing Universe: Sherlock (BBC) Challenges: None Series: None Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A [Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011
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So, the other day I visited the Sherlock Holmes Museum. There was no bed in Watson's room. I need an explanation.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes Genre: Dark Pairing: None Story Elements: None Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific) Challenges: None Series: None Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A [Report This] Published: 01 Aug 2011 Updated: 01 Aug 2011
Summary: Watson and Holmes as birds with a nest
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes Genre: Crack Pairing: None Story Elements: None Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific) Challenges: None Series: None Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A [Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011
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