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Stories by reasonabsurd
Summary:

5 times Holmes and Watson felt old and 1 time they felt like kids.



Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: D/s
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Jul 2011 Updated: 18 Jul 2011


Bathtub angst by reasonabsurd Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I have been craving '09 Holmes and Watson fully-clothed in a bath, Watson under/holding Holmes who's having some sort of emotional turmoil/breakdown (up to writer).

Please? *puppy dog eyes*
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: BBC's Sherlock and John as seen through the GMD universe.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC), The Great Mouse Detective
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


ceci n'est pas une by reasonabsurd Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: The characters' reactions to "Sherlock" slash.
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade, James Moriarty, John Watson, Molly, Mrs. Hudson, Mycroft Holmes, Sally Donovan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Sep 2011 Updated: 15 Sep 2011


Chair Sex! by reasonabsurd Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes is sitting in a Queen Anne chair. Watson sits on his lap, hooks his legs around the armrests and the back of the chair, and rides his mystery-solving husband like a wild stallion.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Mar 2011 Updated: 09 Mar 2011


Summary: Clothed male, naked male prompt.
Categories: Art Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes dressed as Cruella.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes is the Roadrunner.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary:

In honor of [info]taleya's supreme awesomeness (http://community.livejournal.com/shkinkmeme/468.html?thread=17778644#t17778644) 

Holmes becomes obsessed with sparkle text


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2011 Updated: 23 Mar 2011


Summary: There's someone in my head, but it's not me...

Holmes starts to develop multiple personality disorder.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: "I often think that a slightly exposed shoulder emerging from a long satin nightgown packs more sex than two naked bodies in bed." (now I know someone here can identify the individual who said this.)
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes tops Watson in an armchair
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary:

Have we had this yet?



Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 01 Aug 2011 Updated: 01 Aug 2011


Summary: The latest Sherlock movie, with a bitchy, queeny Holmes.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: Lestrade and Watson duel for Sherlock. With their dicks.
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: Lestrade and Watson duel for Sherlock.
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011


Letsa Go! by reasonabsurd Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: RDJ!Holmes gets a Yoshi. Crack ensues.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Sep 2011 Updated: 15 Sep 2011


Summary: Moran puts his wish that he and Moriarty would run away in song.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, Sebastian Moran
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Mpreg GMD Style! by reasonabsurd Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Mpreg comes to the GMD universe.
Categories: Art Characters: Basil, Dawson
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: The Great Mouse Detective
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: The picture features: a garden, a dressing gown, an imperious look and some sock suspenders. There seems a strange Holmsian quality about all this somehow.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Right ho, Moran! by reasonabsurd Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes vs. Bertie Wooster as Moriarty. Possibly Colonel Jeeves!Moran has to fix all his evil plans for him behind his back.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, Sebastian Moran
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: After taking a long drag on his cigarette, Holmes kisses Watson. He exhales slowly as Watson inhales and they share this breath of blue, hot smoke.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2011 Updated: 21 Feb 2011


Tempo by reasonabsurd Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Watson is alone at Baker Street and decides to try out Holmes’ violin, playing a few hesitant notes. Holmes enters the room without Watson noticing and is incredibly turned on by the sight of Watson cradling his beloved instrument. He sneaks up behind him and starts guiding Watson’s hands with his. 

Naturally, sexytimes ensue, but I would love the focus to be on the sensuality of them weaving their hands together to play this sexy, sexy instrument.

I'll give you a baby unicorn if all this is pre-relationship with concomitant UST. Victorian!verse preferred.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Jul 2011 Updated: 18 Jul 2011


Summary: BBC Moriarty dresses like Bjork at the Oscars, like a swan. He accessorizes with an egg, which is actually a bomb.
Categories: Art Characters: James Moriarty
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011


The room upstairs by reasonabsurd Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

So, the other day I visited the Sherlock Holmes Museum. There was no bed in Watson's room. I need an explanation.


"my dear watson i am sorry very to say but your bed has somehow ended up in the bottom of the thames and i'm afraid you'll just have to find a new place to sleep, for example in my bed."


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 01 Aug 2011 Updated: 01 Aug 2011


Summary: Watson and Holmes as birds with a nest
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011