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Summary: H/C?? How about H/H!!

Sherlock gets a nasty fucking papercut. And dies. Or is just severely disabled the rest of his life.
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Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
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Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: John comes home one day to be greeted by( link to photo) a baby duct taped to the wall.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
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Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: Watson reluctantly(?) dresses in drag to watch over....and eventually save....Holmes. Prompt includes link to Jude Law in drag.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
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Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Feb 2011 Updated: 13 Feb 2011


John smokes by sockpuppetaccnt Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: BBC verse. Sherlock and Lestrade may have kicked the habit, but John is a secret smoker. How the hell he's managed to hide it from Sherlock is a mystery, but there you go. Lestrade catches him at it, and his resolve crumbles. John is all "whatever, just don't dare blame me" when Lesterade joins him. Then they giggle about smoking behind Sherlock's back like two schoolgirls hiding from daddy.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Merow by sockpuppetaccnt Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: help! I need to take a piss! badly! but the cat MY LORD AND RULER is sitting on me! adorable and blinky eyed and warm and purrry and WON'T LET ME GO!


HELP!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: "Mrs. Hudson. I assure you. there is a very logical explanation for all of this! You see, our dear Watson tripped, fell, and his penis just so happened to land inside my anus."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Gagging
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011