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Correspondunce by the_deviations Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes suffers from a feline proximity disorder.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: I used to be a none-fearing consulting detective. Then I took an hook to the shoulder.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death, Supernatural
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 412
[Report This] Published: 03 Jan 2012 Updated: 03 Jan 2012


Moriarty the nanny by the_deviations Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Freshy aunted OP wants babies EVERYWHERE!


Baby John! Baby Sherlock! Baby Anderson! John and Sherlock's Babies! Holmes and Irene's Babies! Mary and Watson's Babies! Lestrade and Mycroft's Babies!

ANY AND ALL BABIES WELCOME!!!
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Mycroft created Watson's penis, and he wants it back.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Feb 2011 Updated: 13 Feb 2011


Petty by the_deviations Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Photo prompt of a nerf gun and a note saying: "Welcome Home from work. Two things: 1) This gun with ammo is yours. 2) I have one too and your under attack as of now."
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Pornoxerographic by the_deviations Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Here's what I want. Pretty simple. Office sex. I want two people getting it on in an office. I don't care if they're fucking in the chair and straddling or if someone's getting pounded from behind with their hands on the desk.

I just was straight PWP no chaser, office porn. Go.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Gillian Anderson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011