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Stories by middletone
Summary: Lestrade. Gregson. Penetration.
Categories: Cleverbot Characters: Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


BBC CukeBoys by middletone Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: BBC Sherlock & John as VeggieTales cucumbers. IDEK Don't ask...
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: "Ceiling Mycroft watches you masturbate" in papercraft form. Print out & make your own Ceiling Mycroft!
Categories: Art Characters: Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: BBC!Mycroft watches you masturbate! {Picture of BBC!John in a phonebooth in prompt post}
Categories: Art Characters: Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation, Voyeurism
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011


Chained Heat by middletone Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: But I still need it for some reason. Holmes and Lestrade in a Chained Heat scenario. Whether this means handcuffed!sex, BAMF handcuffed criminal chases, or enough bitching to drive Watson insane is up to whoever fills this.

Granada-verse preferred, but BBC works too.
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Watson's Dark!Sparkling Magical Healing Cock
Categories: Art Characters: None
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 19 Feb 2011 Updated: 19 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes wears a backless evening gown.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: Lestrade thinks he's going to have a lonely Christmas. Mycroft shows up.
Categories: Cleverbot Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Fic to accompany adrianfdagmar's art.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: John grows his hair out
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


John has a baby Nano by middletone Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: John's iPod Nano looks suspiciously familiar.
Categories: Art Characters: Inanimate Objects
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Meet John Sockson! by middletone Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes replaces Watson with a sock puppet.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: Mycroft wears Rihanna's costume with his umbrella.
Categories: Art Characters: Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock discovers Robot Unicorn Attack.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: Sherlock Discovers Robot Unicorn Attack
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Shersock Holmes by middletone Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: John Watson gets fed up of Sherlock Holmes' sock puppet. Vengeance ensues.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary:

I'm a probably gonna regret this but....

 

...Bad Sex Stories


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Apr 2011 Updated: 11 Apr 2011


Summary: Jude!Watson as a DBZ Super Sayian icon.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: Watchmen/Sherlock crossover
Categories: Fiction Characters: Anthea, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Irene's wandering uterus writes Holmes.
Categories: Art Characters: Irene Adler
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: Wish You Were Here
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011


Summary: Mary's uterus writes Watson.
Categories: Art Characters: Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: Wish You Were Here
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011


Summary: Mrs. Hudson's uterus writes Inspector Lestrade.
Categories: Art Characters: Mrs. Hudson
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: Wish You Were Here
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011