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Penname: blighted_garden [Contact]
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A Wet Occurence by blighted_garden Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Mary Sue Pumpernickel reunites lovers Holmes and Watson.
Categories: Cleverbot Characters: John Watson, OFC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes' penis shoots lasers. Watson's aim is better than Holmes', so he takes the penis in hand when shooting at bad guys is necessary.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 31 Mar 2011 Updated: 31 Mar 2011


Seduction by blighted_garden Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: So, any!Sherlock is sure his respective Watson doesn't know a word of French, so he starts saying the dirtiest things on Earth to the good doctor just to release some of the sexual tension between them. The problem (or solution) is that Watson knows French and decides to show it off in the most hot, dirty and porny possible way.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: When I suggest that we have John Watson multiplied for the sole purpose of gangbanging our favourite detective into a boneless sensuous piece of ass it doesn't really sound that strange. Right?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, Angst, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex, Bondage, D/s, Fellatio, Gangbang, Sensory deprivation
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes hates Christmas. Watson makes him see the light. There's also a cameo with a praying mantis.
Categories: Cleverbot Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


The Walk by blighted_garden Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson attempts to deny his attraction to Holmes. Things come to a head.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: I have a real love for Scottish!Watson. I think Holmes does too. Watson in a kilt, anyone?
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011