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Penname: eccentricleyomi
Real name: eccentricleyomi
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Stories by eccentricleyomi
Summary:

"Kindest of kisses break the hardest of hearts" 

I´d like Holmes/Watson, but if you are inspired to write some other pairing, go for it.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2011 Updated: 23 Mar 2011


Another fill wtf by eccentricleyomi Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Photo prompt of a nerf gun and a note saying: "Welcome Home from work. Two things: 1) This gun with ammo is yours. 2) I have one too and your under attack as of now."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2011 Updated: 21 Feb 2011


Bizzare Fill by eccentricleyomi Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

It's easy -- write whatever you want, whatever pairing you want, whatever universe you want.

The challenge? Do it in second person narrative. Smuttier the better.


Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 May 2011 Updated: 16 May 2011


Summary: Dark!Watson, desperate to kill Holmes, tries a different tactic.
Categories: Art Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary:

Take something you've done/seen/enjoyed/encountered/what-have-you today (or recently) and turn it into a little bit of SH fiction. It's the best way to not bore people with stuff that's not really interesting to virtual strangers.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


Summary: Holmes is hurt. Watson, Mary and Irene tend to him. Sexily. Fic to accompany the picture.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: Holmes/Watson/Irene/Mary H/C
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: So while Sherlock and John are investigating a series of disapearances in the London area, they are obducted by a gang who sacrifice virgins to 'appease the gods'

They find out that [either Watson or Homes depending on what verse you use] is a virgin and decide to sacrifice him the next day.

So they figure out that, while being kept in the same cell, the only way to save him is for the other one to fuck him so he won't be able to sacrifice him.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Virginity
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes fences. Watson gets hot and bothered.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes falls into the Thames, Watson helps comfort him.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: There've been multiple attempts on S. Holmes life. S. refuses to take proper precautions, and continues to run around the town, much to Watson's irritation. Finally, an attempt almost succeeds (poison? runaway horse?) and S. Holmes is hurt. Watson takes him to M. Holmes' home to recuperate.

Much cuddling would be loved, with S. Holmes acting like it's annoying but secretly loving every second of it.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Somehow, John knows Sherlock is necrophilic, so he takes some kind of drug (like the one Juliette took in Romeo & Juliette) to fake his death. When Sherlock sees John dead he is overpowered by a surge of angry, sadness and unbeliaveble lust and ravishes John's "corpse" before deciding to kill himself.

But I'm a happy-ending-girl so please, be sure John wakes up before something really tragic happens, ok?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Necrophilia
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary:

Holmes and Moriarty didn't fight at the Reichebach. They had awesome sex and accidentally rolled off the cliff.



Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, Sebastian Moran, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


Summary:

AU me an ILLU if you would be so kind. Instead of Watson finding out about the beating from the newspaper, Holmes passes out on his doorstep. Victorian, please, and extra cookies for Granada


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2011 Updated: 23 Mar 2011


It's for a case by eccentricleyomi Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Sherlock Holmes has a habit of doing things that are a bit odd, utterly baffling and completely terrifying to anyone that isn't him. However, He can get away with absolutely ANYTHING by simply reciting four simple words: "It's for a case."

I would like multiple examples of such occurrences. The sexier stranger, the better. This is an "Anything goes; no holds barred" prompt. Make it bizarre, make it hilarious, make it porny as all Hell. WHATEVER!!! I DON'T CARE, just make it happen! Come on Kinkmeme, surprise me. ;) 


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2011 Updated: 23 Mar 2011


Summary: John and Sherlock get into a snowball fight.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Just Sleep by eccentricleyomi Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: IDEK, just something involving Watson cradling an unconscious Holmes in his arms in front of a fireplace.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2011 Updated: 21 Feb 2011


Summary: John has popcorn.

Sherlock wants it.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: Mycroft, with the support of their so-called friends, have decided to lock John Watson & Sherlock Holmes together in a hotel room and refuse to release them until they have sex. (It really is for their own good.)
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Ficlet featuring the removal of an iPod from Holmes' arse.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Toys
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: The story behind Cleverbot's 1,000 Christmas Tree Bunnies.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: 1000 Christmas Tree Bunnies
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Watson in drag. by eccentricleyomi Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Law!Watson in a dress.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes uses Watson as a hat rack.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011