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Stories by Cutebutpsycho
Summary: Post-retirement fluff based on U2's "I'll go crazy (if I don't go crazy tonight".
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: After a fight at the Punchbowl Holmes gets very drunk and Watson has to deal with a beat up, intoxicated Holmes who is very...handsy
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: "I love you." "Go fuck yourself."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


...---... by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: help! I need to take a piss! badly! but the cat MY LORD AND RULER is sitting on me! adorable and blinky eyed and warm and purrry and WON'T LET ME GO!


HELP!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Blackwood, Coward
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: ...---...
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary:

A STUDY IN PINK: No longer a misnomer. Everyone is fabulously, wonderfully GAAAAAAY



Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


Summary: So, can we have Watson reach some goal in his writing career that makes him super happy - it doesn't necessarily have to be a big thing, just something he's always wanted.

Holmes congratulates him. Sexily.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Mary writes Holmes/Watson fanfic. Watson finds it and offers to be her beta.

"Really, darling, one should have copious amounts of lubrication before that act."
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Guys, I've lost my mojo. I can't write porn anymore. :( I apologize to the people I promised fic. You will get your fics, but it's gonna take a bit. Hopefully not too long. Until then...

I've written a lot of porn for this meme, hell, I even filled that flavoured lube prompt with porn and all I'm asking for is some good old dry humping. Pretty please?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: This is for [info]coasterchild who was in chat tonight telling me about her theories on Mycroft/Irene. And persuaded me. Hardcore. So I hopped on the bandwagon and decided to write this for her birthday. Consider it a belated present.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: Mycroft Files
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


A warning by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: MORMONS.

We all know how ACD feels about them. Turns out, Holmes is rather disinclined to feel charitable towards them as well.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: Errant comment: "AH WHY IS THERE NOT MORE RIGHT NOW"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: AH WHY IS THERE NOT MORE RIGHT NOW
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: I kind of posted it in my little song!prompt, but now I'm bringing it out as a proper prompt. I'd like to see people's takes on kisses. Not like HUGE EPIC fills, but mini!fills! on a variety of kisses. Sexy, silly, sweet, sad, angsty, angry, funny. Any permutation. I just want to see people lock lips.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irregulars, Mrs. Hudson
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: All I want is your extra time, and your....Kiss
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes can only say "Pants"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: In honor of Talk Like A Pirate Day, we found an unedited version of the Adventure of the Speckled Band.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Feb 2011 Updated: 13 Feb 2011


Summary: So a couple months ago on chat there was a really interesting conversation. Lolly was particularly tired and running some thought through her head as follows:

lolryne1: (now I imagined Holmes and Watson having sexing times and Mary waking in the middle of the night, all "FOR FUCK SAKE I WAS SLEEPING!!!!" "Sorry Mary :(" "We're sorry :(" "=_= Can't go back to sleep now. Okay, I join you, but I HATE you")

Sooooooooo, Watson and Holmes just not having common sense, or maybe coming back late from a case. . . you decide anon!!
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Anthea by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Anthea tells Mycroft: "I know everything about you because I am in love with you, you insufferable prat!"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Anthea, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Appearances by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

I feel we have a big lack of Anthea fics. 

She's got to be more than a BB addict. Let's make her a competent, professional, BAMF girl, a fact that only Mycroft seems to recognize. Whether they are in a relationship or not is up to the filler. Either one would be lovely.

Bonus points for background Sherlock/John.


Categories: Fiction Characters: Anthea, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 May 2011 Updated: 30 May 2011


Asexual!Hag Mary by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

"You mean you've never..."
"No interest my dear. none whatsoever"
"Don't you even" *jerking motion*
"Good god, what use would that be?"
"HE'S GOT THE SEX DRIVE OF A DEAD PARROT MARY, STOP ASKING. I ROOMED WITH HIM FOR YEARS. HE'S GOT ABOUT AS MUCH INTEREST IN SEX AS I DO IN MARMOSETS"


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , Fluff, H/C, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Asexuality
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Atmosphere by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Can I get some Holmes/Irene up in here? Specifically, Holmes/Irene in their room at the Grand? I mean, why would Irene refer to that room as "[their] old room"? Maybe because THEY DID IT ALL OVER THE DANG PLACE IN THERE.

Fun, sexy, half-clothed, naked, kinky, vanilla, drunk, sober, passionate, steamy shenanigans plzkthxbye!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: Watson. Mary. Karma Sutra
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Autoerotica by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock and John bond over the Aston Martin V12 Vantage. Subtext goes wild.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Bad, bad, bad idea. by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Drabble Challenge : Bad, bad, bad idea.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Gladstone, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes colors with the Irregulars.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irregulars, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Balloon by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes meets his greatest challenge: A little girl
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Barter System by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Post-movie, Holmes and Mary set up their own clothes-bartering system.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing, Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011