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Penname: flibbles1989
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"Well, dear Watson.." by flibbles1989 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Movie line prompt: "Get that thing out of my face" only with penis.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio, UST
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: Prompt quote: ''What would you like me to make him say next.''
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: For Challenge #5

Advice and or sympathy. Let's see a fic where someone seeks (or offers) advice and/or sympathy. Feel free to include some of the supporting, rare, or obscure characters in with our two heroes (or instead of them, if folks like). All universes are welcome, as usual.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: Challenge #5
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: I've written a fill for the Mitchell and Webb look Holmes and Watson sketch (anyone yet to see it, and interested -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp02ubGuTIU). I can not for the life of me find the original prompt, so here is the fill. Also, spoilers for that sketch.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


BBC!Irene by flibbles1989 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I can't help but wonder what BBC!verse Irene would be like. And how Sherlock (dammit, almost wrote Holmes) would react to her. I don't mind if it's a first meeting, or she just keeps skipping into his life and annoying the hell out of him, or they just flirt because they know it will go nowhere in the end, but we need more fantastic women in that series, dammit.

I was about to put "Less Damsels in distress, and more damsels in states of undress" but I have realised how weird that sounds.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: And did you say she was pretty? And did you say she loves you? Baby, I don't want to know.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Irritating firsts: Violin Playing
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Exotic Fruit by flibbles1989 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: The magical fruit of this kink is an orange. Oranges are reeaaaally funny to me. I see one and I burst out laughing. I kid you not. At Walmart, the grocery store, I will be doubled over in the aisles if I see that spunky bright little demon. I can't explain it, it creeps me out as well, but I think I may have found a remedy.

I request a fic (Or art, your pick) where either Watson or Holmes eats this devious little fruit. The other sees it and is instantly mesmerized by the way his lips, tongue, teeth, etc. work at that slutty little orange. Juice running down chin, tongue moving in unnecessarily dramatic fashions, said other getting OBVIOUS HARD-ON, take it where you will, anon.

I want to make it so next time I go to the store and see an orange I will jizz in my pants instead of laugh. CURE ME, ANON!
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Fighting Holmes is Hot by flibbles1989 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Reposting prompt with a bit of a change:

Some point early in their living together Watson gets frustrated with Holmes and breaks his beloved violin, only to feel horrible afterwards and buy him a Stradivarius and happy first time sex ensues.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: .........and Totally Thought They Were Being Sneaky and Got Away With it (But They Didn't).
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Irene Adler, John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Forbidden Fruit by flibbles1989 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: APPLE EATING

Preferably with RDJ!Holmes eating an apple. As in, biting into it, maybe some juice trickling down his chin... Maybe Watson watches and the sounds of Holmes biting into the apple, chewing, licking juice off his lips drive him crazy. Making out ensues y/y?! With Holmes' mouth being all sticky and sweet.

tl;dr Apple-eating!kink Holmes eats an apple, Watson loves it.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Heaven can wait by flibbles1989 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: To this hot little number by flibbles1989

To be specific: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO WATSON?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Invisibility by flibbles1989 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Prompt: Holmes hypnotizing Watson into thinking he's invisible. Sexytime ensues (preferably as Watson still unable to see Holmes?) :D
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Feb 2011 Updated: 13 Feb 2011


It Hurts by flibbles1989 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: "Would you love me less if I hurt you more?"
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: OK, so I've read cold, wet, snowy memes... how abouts hot and schweaty? Like it's over 100+F/38+C in London and they have to find a creative way to cool down...
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Light spells danger by flibbles1989 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I have seen various Whovians on the meme assert that Mycroft is secretly the head of Torchwood.

WHERE IS THE FIC PEOPLE??
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Mirror Mirror by flibbles1989 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock fucking John in front of a mirror.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Mutual Masturbation by flibbles1989 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Watson. Sodomy is illegal, so Holmes and Watson work out some sort of system of simultaneous masturbation. This meme needs some desperate wanking with epic eye contact and gasping out each others names without them ever being able to touch each other.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary:

Mycroft deduces that Holmes is in love with Watson BEFORE HOLMES EVEN REALIZES IT "What are you talking about, brother mine, that is preposterous!"

But the idea is in his head now. And he starts analyzing his behaviors with Watson and is like "BLAST MYCROFT WAS RIGHT"


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, First Times, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: One word prompt: Barbarity
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Phallic Imagery by flibbles1989 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson catches Holmes masturbating with a dildo. Initially Watson's all SHOCKED because of the depravity, but later finds it difficult not to think about Holmes with a penis shaped object inside him. He finds himself thinking about this often. And at night he finds himself thinking about it slowly...

A few weeks later he walks in on Holmes AGAIN, and finds himself lingering instead of running the fuck away. Holmes ups his performance to oscar worthy. Watson tries not to come in his pants.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play, Toys, Voyeurism
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: For Challenge #1

Action and reaction, ebb and flow, trial and error, change - this is the rhythm of living. Out of our over-confidence, fear; out of our fear, clearer vision, fresh hope. And out of hope, progress." - Bruce Barton
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: Challenge #1
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Proper ending by flibbles1989 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Repost, I need it like H needs W.

Watson always worried about Holmes getting shot by a criminal, or being beaten to death in a boxing match...but this was so unexpected, it seemed unfair.

I think something like falling through a window or being run over by a cab would be appropriate. Lots of angst for Watson!

Bonus points if Holmes survives the accident for a few hours (days?) but is slowly and painfully (and obviously) dying.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: USING SHERLOCK'S SCARF FOR SEXY, SEXY TIMES
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


The Nearly Dead by flibbles1989 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Being Human cross-over!

Pretty Please?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011