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2009!Lestrade by wheres_walnut Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Wonderful artists of the kinkmeme! I have a request to lay at your feet.

What is your visual interpretation of Inspector Lestrade?

Inquiring minds want to know!
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: Have you ever seen Lestrade in a fanart? Yeah, me neither.

Lestrade and Clarky, maybe? It'd be ever so sweet.
Categories: Art Characters: Constable Clarke, Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


BBC! Lestrade by wheres_walnut Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Wonderful artists of the kinkmeme! I have a request to lay at your feet.

What is your visual interpretation of Inspector Lestrade?

Inquiring minds want to know!
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes is a disaster in the kitchen.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: BBC

Incorporate this line into a fic, or make it the subject of art:

"I'm sorry John, but body parts are far easier for me to procure than groceries."
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: Body parts are easier to procure...
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: A companion piece to Too Close For Comfort by IngridMatthews
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes playing his violin in the mostly nude.

Inclusion of hats/socks/strategically unbuttoned shirts encouraged.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: I'M A BEE FARMER, MOTHERFUCKER
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


In Absence by wheres_walnut Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Post-Reichenbach, Watson takes Holmes' beloved Aspidistra home with him. And starts talking to it. POV of the Aspidistra from Final Problem to Empty House
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Kittens! by wheres_walnut Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I just got off to something dark and now I want something sweet. Like Holmes finds a litter of kittens on the street and brings them home and Watson walks in on him feeding them warm milk with pipettes.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes in disguise as the mustached woman in the movie.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: Blackwood jonesing for some Holmes love. This is more spurred from conversation than the actual prompt. Blackwood clutching a Holmes plushie, pining away.
Categories: Art Characters: Blackwood
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock Holmes has a Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day.
Categories: Art Characters: Constable Clarke, Dredger, Gladstone, Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, H/C, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Sick Lestrade by wheres_walnut Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Lestrade gets sick, and Holmes and Watson have to take care of him.
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


The Game is Afoot by wheres_walnut Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I want Holmes and Watson playing footy.

Playing footy together in Regent's Park or something.

Maybe ramdomly. Maybe during a case. Maybe it's dark out. And maybe they're constantly keeping track of their score in between rounds and making impromptu 'goals' with random objects in peoples' houses (a la, a vase into the fireplace) or while interviewing clients.

I want dirt. And sweat. And someone falling on their shoulder or sliding dramatically and missing the ball anyways. And tackling. I want someone cheating and not using standardized rules or, the 'Cambridge rules' (as they came to be known as the sport gradually became less chaotic in the 1800s).

I want maybe an official game to settle the score, and suddenly, what, Clarky and others join in and, what, it's raining, and, what, soaked shirts and sweat.

And what's more, I don't even care who wins ;)
Categories: Art, Fiction Characters: Constable Clarke, Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


The Un-Fun Fair by wheres_walnut Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Dark! Watson goes to the fun fair.
Categories: Art Characters: Dark!Watson
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011