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Penname: dontbepissy
Real name: dontbepissy
Status: Member
Member Since: 17 Feb 2011

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Stories by dontbepissy
Summary: The Bulwer-Lytton Contest has people submit the worst opening sentence from the worst novels never written. Some of them are truly inspiring in their awfulness.

In that vein: write the worst opening sentence for the worst Holmes story never written.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011