Penname: dontbepissy[Report This]
Real name: dontbepissy
Member Since: 17 Feb 2011
Stories by dontbepissy
Summary: The Bulwer-Lytton Contest has people submit the worst opening sentence from the worst novels never written. Some of them are truly inspiring in their awfulness.
In that vein: write the worst opening sentence for the worst Holmes story never written.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Story Elements: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011
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