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Summary: Prompt was U2's Stuck in a Moment. Holmes' unsaid words.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


As the stars collide by wave_of_sorrow Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Across the oceans, across the seas. Over forests of blackened trees.
Through valleys so still we dare not breathe, to be by your side.

Over the shifting desert plains, across mountains all in flames.
Through howling winds and driving rains, to be by your side.

Every mile and every year for every one a little tear.
I cannot explain this, dear, I will not even try.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: Prompt was Sam Taylor-Wood's Pieta
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Feline Grace by wave_of_sorrow Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I’m the baddest chick and they don’t call me that for nothing
diamond princess straight VBS stuntin
like grey eyes, hour glass frame
still got the crown for best ass in the game
hips of a Goddess, watch how I throw em
so good it make em wanna tattoo my lips on em
I’m so bad and I rep that hood
pussy stay wet, sex so good
10 years strong you should act like you know me
hair so fine make you do the hokey Cokey
a good stroke in and a good stroke out
now thats what I’m all about
I’m the baddest
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Heat Haze Rising by wave_of_sorrow Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Watson PWP in hot weather. Slick and slippery from sweat, the taste of salty sweat on the lips as tongues slide over flesh, the oppressive heat of humidity not stopping their ardor.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: Come on, y'all, it's Merry Month of Masturbation!

Holmes thinks Watson is going to be out on his rounds for AT LEAST another hour, so he's stretched out on the rug in front of the fire, gloriously naked, rubbing one out. Watson comes barging all in and stops like O.O when he sees him, except Holmes is just like "Hello, old chap. Didn't expect to see you so soon," and keeps going. What does Watson do?? CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE. I think it'd be funny if Holmes tries to get Watson's goat by pretending nothing's happening and carrying on a conversation with him while still stroking himself off, but Watson refuses to rise to the bait (NO PUN INTENDED) so he just sits down on the settee and engages in conversation with Holmes as Holmes finishes, lies there for a moment recovering, then cleans himself up and gets dressed.

OOOORRRRRRRR

Holmes thinks Watson is going to be out on his rounds for AT LEAST another hour, so he's stretched out on the rug in front of the fire, gloriously naked, rubbing one out. Watson comes home, but just as he starts to open the door he catches sight of Holmes and stays outside the door peeping in through the crack. Of course Holmes is one sharp cookie and figures out right away that Watson is out there and starts enhancing his performance for Watson's benefit. Y'know, an extra roll of the hips here, and extra moan and whimper there. What happens next?? CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation, Voyeurism
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: I am having a day. A bad day. And what I need is some Holmes/Watson h/c...no, that's such a lie. What I need is some Holmes/Watson c, with minimal h. Maybe Watson has a shitty day at his practice and Holmes has a shitty day solving crimes and they come home to Baker Street and...what? Have mindblowing sex? Play strip-Risk? Indulge in some primal scream therapy? I just don't know, guys, but I do know I need soooomething to tide me over until I can get home tonight and wipe away my woes by writing TA!Holmes.

I love you all, really and truly and enough to make this hellish day a little better,
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Into the night by wave_of_sorrow Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Since we're on fire with the U2-based prompts, can we have something based on Bad, please?

Except obviously not heroin addiction, but cocaine addiction...you know where I'm going with this...
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Louder than Words by wave_of_sorrow Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I want something where they have a huge fight about something, and I don't mean a little spat about Holmes's eccentricities. I mean like a huge fucking row, maybe about the drug use or anything, where Watson is in the right, and Holmes gets so defensive and dickish that he pulls out the ad hominem and says something truly hurtful to the good doctor. Maybe calling him a useless cripple or something which he knows a) is totally not true and b) will hit a sore spot >:O I want that single moment where Watson just stops when he realises what Holmes has said. And Holmes realising he's gone too far, and trying to backpedal miserably, and Watson storming out and angsting about London in a fit of self-hatred because he thinks Holmes is right.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: Prompt was a trailer for Jane Austen's Fight Club
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: I'd like to see Moriarty/Watson relationship.
However I'd prefer if they have a true romance then just a random affair.
And it would be fantastic if despite all the things they care for each other.
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Saltwater Kisses by wave_of_sorrow Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: So, you know how you've always wanted to see RDJ giving totally filthy looking oral/rimming type action to Heather Graham?

And you know how this is a kink meme?

Let's throw out the Heather, throw in the Watson and see what happens.

I'm hoping it'll be something like this
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Rimming
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Silent Sex by wave_of_sorrow Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Watson, and the need to be COMPLETELY. SILENT. Holmes is all MY GOD WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT SENSORY OVERLOAD and he can't really control himself, buuut he has to.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Silk by wave_of_sorrow Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson. On his back. Arms immobilized.
Holmes. Perched above Watson's chest. Slooooowly jerking himself off. Maybe fingering himself too, whatever. Driving Watson absolutely crazy, and not touching him at all.
Whether he comes all over Watson's sexy chest hair or they move on to other activities is up to you, kind anon.
PLEASE MEME. I'M TIRED AND CRANKY.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Steady by wave_of_sorrow Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes can't get to sleep. Watson helps.

Fluff, angst, crack, shameless porn - I'll take anything!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: For Challenge #2

All that I desire to point out is the general principle that life imitates art far more than art imitates life." –Oscar Wilde

Or, to be more precise, the theme is: art. Any type, any definition; as long as the entry incorporates or makes mention of some form of art, it goes.

(In the case of drawings, etc. - the fact that they are art themselves would obviously not be enough; the subject would have to relate to the theme in some way. )
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges: None
Series: Challenge #2
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


The Hardest Part by wave_of_sorrow Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes is not a sexual being at all, but he does love holding Watson in his arms as Watson jerks himself off.

incoherentwitharousal!Watson being held by calmsoothing!Holmes, plz? :D
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Asexuality, Masturbation, Voyeurism
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary:

I am having a day. A bad day. And what I need is some Holmes/Watson h/c...no, that's such a lie. What I need is some Holmes/Watson c, with minimal h. Maybe Watson has a shitty day at his practice and Holmes has a shitty day solving crimes and they come home to Baker Street and...what? Have mindblowing sex? Play strip-Risk? Indulge in some primal scream therapy? I just don't know, guys, but I do know I need soooomething to tide me over until I can get home tonight and wipe away my woes by writing TA!Holmes.

I love you all, really and truly and enough to make this hellish day a little better,


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


The Taste of Peaches by wave_of_sorrow Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Through the magic of chemistry, Holmes creates a wide variety of flavored lubes. Which ones taste best? Which ones taste good, but don't work as well?

And how does he convince Watson to help him try them all?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cunnilingus
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: I've just had the strangest little dream. I was reading a journal found in a some sunlit beach cottage about Holmes and Watson.

Watson was diagnosed with a brain tumor or brain cancer of some sort, and being a doctor and interested in furthering the spread of knowledge, was going to donate his body to science when he died. Because of this, when Holmes asks if he would submit to a kind of experimental treatment he says yes.

Trepanning, lobotomy, cutting the corpus callosum (I don't know I'm an art student BRAInZ), anything that won't kill him dead immediately, but it doesn't get better. Soon he loses the ability to talk, and largely function, and Holmes gets desperate, and keeps having him have surgeries to see if they can fix it, ignoring the fact that Watson can't say no.

The very last image in my mind was that of an empty medical auditorium with Holmes and three doctors surrounding Watson, lying dead on a table, his cranium open and his brain covered in dozens of wretched, twisting scars and stitches. The doctors are all shifting, all completely uneasy, but Holmes has threatened to pin murder on them unless they fix his Watson.

TL;DR dark!Holmes lurvs brainz? and Watson.
I dunno, could someone write something about this? or should I just get therapy?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


To cross the line by wave_of_sorrow Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Her skin is pale like God's only dove
Screams like an angel for your love
Then she makes you watch her from above
And you need her like a drug
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


To Go Home by wave_of_sorrow Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Post-Reichenbach angst with a happy ending
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


To hear your voice by wave_of_sorrow Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: The first time Watson gives Holmes a blow job he's so turned on by all the little moaning, whimpering, mewling noises Holmes is making that he comes in his pants without even touching himself.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


To rewrite history by wave_of_sorrow Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I kind of posted it in my little song!prompt, but now I'm bringing it out as a proper prompt. I'd like to see people's takes on kisses. Not like HUGE EPIC fills, but mini!fills! on a variety of kisses. Sexy, silly, sweet, sad, angsty, angry, funny. Any permutation. I just want to see people lock lips.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: All I want is your extra time, and your....Kiss
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Ultraviolet light by wave_of_sorrow Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: "There is a silence that comes to our house when no-one can sleep."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011