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Penname: myselftheliar [Contact]
Real name: myselftheliar
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Member Since: 11 Mar 2011
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Stories by myselftheliar
Summary:

"I find your lack of pants disturbing."

Just... 

...use that line. 
Holmes/Watson bitte!


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 338
[Report This] Published: 13 Mar 2011 Updated: 13 Mar 2011


Summary:

Holmes snorting cocaine off Watson's ass.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 662
[Report This] Published: 11 Mar 2011 Updated: 11 Mar 2011


Mary pegs Watson by myselftheliar Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Mary/Watson, implied Holmes/Watson

Mary pegs Watson, and he calls out Holmes' name.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: Angst, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Pegging
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 417
[Report This] Published: 11 Mar 2011 Updated: 12 Mar 2011


Sneaky Bastards by myselftheliar Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes giving Watson a hand job during a long carriage ride.



Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Handjob
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 564
[Report This] Published: 14 Mar 2011 Updated: 14 Mar 2011