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Almost by gyzym Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: OK, this has been in my head since the last posting of adorable puppy pic:

Holmes, Watson, and puppy Gladstone. (Mrs. Hudson, too, if you like!)
Silly talking
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Fag Hag Mary by gyzym Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: We need more awesome Movie!Mary. Srsly. By the end of the film he's already remarkably fond of her - If Watson must marry then he must, although god knows Holmes can't see why. And of course he must come around to tea. And perhaps Watson is called away and perhaps they get drunk while Watson is off on an emergency, which is quite improper but Holmes won't stop offering her glasses and of course he can't drink alone, that would be a terribly tragic thing to do so she drinks to be sociable and then he's pouring another one, stubbled face delightfully affable and charming, capturing her chin between two fingers and saying "My dear, for a woman, you are one of the most stunningly aesthetically pleasing creatures it has ever been my fortune to observe." *sniff* "For a woman."

Of course by the time Watson comes home they're all ridiculously soused and comfortable with each other in a tangle of legs and giggles on the settee and Holmes is all "WATSON! YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT STORY ABOUT THE ENRAGED PARROT!" and from that point on Mary is totes Holmes' fag hag. TRYING TO HOOK HIM UP WITH OTHER MEN. "What about lestrade, you like him, don't you?" "Good god woman, never mention that to me again."

Dressing her up! Fucking about! Watson being completely blase and non-threatened by the relationship is a must. "Did you two have trouble with her corset stays again, Holmes?"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Faithfully Yours by gyzym Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Watson is stalked
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


History, Repeating Itself by gyzym Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock Holmes: Underpaid Chemistry TA. All he wants to do is work on his damn thesis, but there's about a million tests that he has to grade so the professor doesn't have to, dragging wide-eyed liberal arts majors through same lab multiple times a week, and WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THE MATERIAL THIS IS LITERALLY CHEM 101 IT'S FUCKING ELEMENTARY NNGHRRRBARELY SUPPRESSED RAAAAGE!!!
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Modern Era (Non-Specific)
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Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Holmes/Clarky by gyzym Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: fter Irene left Holmes handcuffed to the bed, we see a maid come in, scream, then cut to Clark and Holmes in the carriage, yes? Well....

WHERE IS ALL THE CLARK/HOLMES?

SERIOUSLY! The theory is that Clark was the poor schmuck who came upon Holmes NAKED and HANDCUFFED, and had to get him out of that fix. With the keys under the pretty pillow. YOU THINK HE DIDN'T TAKE ADVANTAGE? I think so, AND I WANT TO READ IT. Clarky seems like SUCH a fanboy too...
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Constable Clarke, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Martyrdom by pin pricks by gyzym Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: PLEASE GIVE ME HOLMES HAVING A BAD, NOT GOOD, COIN DROPPING DAY AND WATSON GIVING HIM A GOOD SEEING TO OVER THE ARM OF A COUCH.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Constable Clarke, Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Postcards by gyzym Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Can I have some Holmes and Watson post card exchanges please?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Sassy Gay Clarkie by gyzym Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: CLARKIE IS HOLMES AND WATSON'S SASSY GAY FRIEND.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Constable Clarke, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Things That Bear Repeating by gyzym Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: A fic where Holmes and Watson are busting crime like they always do and Holmes ends up getting knocked out and falling into a river or something. And of course, Watson jumping in after him and giving him good old mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Bonus points if Watson develops a kink for Holmes in wet clothes after that.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Drowning
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Twilight by gyzym Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Watson is reading Twilight. Holmes tries to deduce the ending but he canīt BECAUSE IT MAKES NO SENSE. Or he tells Watson why nobody should ever read it.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Unworthy Opponent by gyzym Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: So one of Holmes's clients mistakes his kindness and enthusiasm for her case for flirtation and asks Holmes to dinner. To Watson's surprise, Holmes says yes. Watson spends the rest of the day/evening silently thinking "BITCH, THIS IS MY HOLMES. GO FIND YOUR OWN." and generally being jealous!Watson, but not wanting to interfere in the first fairly normal thing Holmes has done. Meanwhile, Holmes is oblivious and doesn't realize it's intended to be a romantic evening (author can decide why he actually agreed). He returns home and Watson's finally all "HOW COULD YOU GO OUT WITH HER WHEN I OBVIOUSLY LOVE YOU?!" Confessed feelings (and sexytimes?) ensue.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Watson is allergic to semen by gyzym Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Watson is allergic to semen
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011