Summary: We need more awesome Movie!Mary. Srsly. By the end of the film he's already remarkably fond of her - If Watson must marry then he must, although god knows Holmes can't see why. And of course he must come around to tea. And perhaps Watson is called away and perhaps they get drunk while Watson is off on an emergency, which is quite improper but Holmes won't stop offering her glasses and of course he can't drink alone, that would be a terribly tragic thing to do so she drinks to be sociable and then he's pouring another one, stubbled face delightfully affable and charming, capturing her chin between two fingers and saying "My dear, for a woman, you are one of the most stunningly aesthetically pleasing creatures it has ever been my fortune to observe." *sniff* "For a woman."

Of course by the time Watson comes home they're all ridiculously soused and comfortable with each other in a tangle of legs and giggles on the settee and Holmes is all "WATSON! YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT STORY ABOUT THE ENRAGED PARROT!" and from that point on Mary is totes Holmes' fag hag. TRYING TO HOOK HIM UP WITH OTHER MEN. "What about lestrade, you like him, don't you?" "Good god woman, never mention that to me again."

Dressing her up! Fucking about! Watson being completely blase and non-threatened by the relationship is a must. "Did you two have trouble with her corset stays again, Holmes?"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A

Summary: Sherlock Holmes: Underpaid Chemistry TA. All he wants to do is work on his damn thesis, but there's about a million tests that he has to grade so the professor doesn't have to, dragging wide-eyed liberal arts majors through same lab multiple times a week, and WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THE MATERIAL THIS IS LITERALLY CHEM 101 IT'S FUCKING ELEMENTARY NNGHRRRBARELY SUPPRESSED RAAAAGE!!!
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Modern Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A

Summary: PLEASE GIVE ME HOLMES HAVING A BAD, NOT GOOD, COIN DROPPING DAY AND WATSON GIVING HIM A GOOD SEEING TO OVER THE ARM OF A COUCH.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Constable Clarke, Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A

Summary: CLARKIE IS HOLMES AND WATSON'S SASSY GAY FRIEND.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Constable Clarke, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A

Summary: Watson is reading Twilight. Holmes tries to deduce the ending but he can´t BECAUSE IT MAKES NO SENSE. Or he tells Watson why nobody should ever read it.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A

Summary: Watson is allergic to semen
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A