Sometimes the smallest gesture can turn you on.

Sometimes you just want to fuck someone into the mattress because they are just that hot. 

sometimes the weather or the atmosphere is so over-the-fucking-top-insanely-hot,(Like here right now) that elemental animal instinct is what you are reduced to.

Not sure how to put this, but.... 

... can I please have Victorian Holmes up against the wall, hands strung up to the wall sconce, while Watson decorates his back with hot wax? 

Watson always gets really turned on by watching Holmes beating up/getting beaten up by big, muscular, barely-dressed guys in the ring. 

This, combined with euphoria at winning stacks of money by betting on Holmes, makes Watson so horny that when Holmes exits the ring, he grabs him and drags him into a barely-private hiding spot (maybe a closet or an alleyway or a gap under the bleachers) while Holmes is still bruised and breathless and sweaty and half-naked, and fucks him wildly up against a wall.

Bonus for Watson telling Holmes in explicit detail how hot Holmes' boxing matches are, and Holmes complaining that now he's going to be distracted whenever he fights.

Double bonus for someone noticing Watson snatching Holmes and making it clear that he/she totally knows what Watson's about to do.

Because there can never be enough.

And while I love rough, dominating smut as much as the next fangirl, what I'm really craving is Watson tying Holmes up and giving him the sweetest, tenderest, most worshipful sex of his life. Maybe Holmes is relatively inexperienced and can only allow himself to give up control when he's physically restrained? IDK, I'm just really craving gentle bondage sex with tons of trust and banter and sweetness.

Victorian, please.

That black coat that Holmes is wearing in the fight scene on the bridge in the 09 movie? It is screaming out for some against the wall sex!