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Penname: MooJooPooJoo [Contact]
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Cause and Effect by MooJooPooJoo Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

I would oh so very much love some of this. We have a major dearth of it here.

Watson doing the inflicting with Holmes as the recipient.

movie RDJ/holmes, please.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Spanking
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Jul 2011 Updated: 18 Jul 2011


Heat and Friction by MooJooPooJoo Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Sometimes the smallest gesture can turn you on.

Sometimes you just want to fuck someone into the mattress because they are just that hot. 

sometimes the weather or the atmosphere is so over-the-fucking-top-insanely-hot,(Like here right now) that elemental animal instinct is what you are reduced to.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex, Fellatio
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Jul 2011 Updated: 18 Jul 2011


Kissing in the Rain by MooJooPooJoo Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes & Watson outside during a rainstorm; drenched and kissing. <3


09!Movieverse; JUST KISSING no sex (because kissing is hot too)


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 May 2011 Updated: 16 May 2011


Liquid Heat by MooJooPooJoo Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Not sure how to put this, but.... 

... can I please have Victorian Holmes up against the wall, hands strung up to the wall sconce, while Watson decorates his back with hot wax? 


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Waxplay
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 01 Aug 2011 Updated: 01 Aug 2011


Mirror Image by MooJooPooJoo Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

I GIVE YOU. THE ASS OF RDJESUS. 

title or description

Someone please fill this prompt with a fic worthy of that ass. 


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 May 2011 Updated: 16 May 2011


Primal Force by MooJooPooJoo Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Watson always gets really turned on by watching Holmes beating up/getting beaten up by big, muscular, barely-dressed guys in the ring. 

This, combined with euphoria at winning stacks of money by betting on Holmes, makes Watson so horny that when Holmes exits the ring, he grabs him and drags him into a barely-private hiding spot (maybe a closet or an alleyway or a gap under the bleachers) while Holmes is still bruised and breathless and sweaty and half-naked, and fucks him wildly up against a wall.

Bonus for Watson telling Holmes in explicit detail how hot Holmes' boxing matches are, and Holmes complaining that now he's going to be distracted whenever he fights.

Double bonus for someone noticing Watson snatching Holmes and making it clear that he/she totally knows what Watson's about to do.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Handjob
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Jul 2011 Updated: 18 Jul 2011


Sensory Perception by MooJooPooJoo Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Just touches and looks and then soft gentle sex. That is what I crave. Preferably with the touches and looks descretely taking place in public in front of people who know Holmes and Watson.

RDJ movie verse.

Please?


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Jul 2011 Updated: 18 Jul 2011


Summary:

Because there can never be enough.

And while I love rough, dominating smut as much as the next fangirl, what I'm really craving is Watson tying Holmes up and giving him the sweetest, tenderest, most worshipful sex of his life. Maybe Holmes is relatively inexperienced and can only allow himself to give up control when he's physically restrained? IDK, I'm just really craving gentle bondage sex with tons of trust and banter and sweetness.

Victorian, please.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Jun 2011 Updated: 13 Jun 2011


Summary:

One of Holmes youngest Irregulars shows up battered and bruised. Holmes reaction to the occurrence sends red flags up to Watson and he tries to discover the reason for the reaction and then has to deal with the aftermath. Sex is fine but would like if it fits in with the mood.

'09 movie Holmes would be fabulous, 'cos that Holmes is sooo beautifully vulnerable.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Jun 2011 Updated: 13 Jun 2011


Turning of the Tide by MooJooPooJoo Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

That black coat that Holmes is wearing in the fight scene on the bridge in the 09 movie? It is screaming out for some against the wall sex!


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio, Handjob
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Jun 2011 Updated: 13 Jun 2011


Vocal Composition by MooJooPooJoo Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Because they didn't have them in victorian times.

Holmes voice drives Watson to distraction as he takes him to the edge and back over and again without touching him before letting him come.

RDJ/Holmes


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Jul 2011 Updated: 18 Jul 2011