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A Case of Identity by sparkle_free Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Well... Mary never existed, in fact she was Holmes in disguise. He and Watson needed a smokescreen.Then Holmes was divided between his detective work and his duties as a housewife, so he faked his death in Reichenbach and spent three years as Watson`s wife. When they are safe, "Mary" dies and Holmes returns.
(Give me angst,tell me about the sacrifices we do for love...happy end please!)
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: I kind of posted it in my little song!prompt, but now I'm bringing it out as a proper prompt. I'd like to see people's takes on kisses. Not like HUGE EPIC fills, but mini!fills! on a variety of kisses. Sexy, silly, sweet, sad, angsty, angry, funny. Any permutation. I just want to see people lock lips.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: All I want is your extra time, and your....Kiss
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Alliances by sparkle_free Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Watson established relationship. A war breaks out and Watson, being the kickass army surgeon he is, is drafted, in spite of his previous injuries. (Historical accuracy is NOT necessary.)

Holmes goes crazy with HELLNOES and terrified angst. He runs off to beg and plead with Mycroft to get Watson off the hook. Does it work? Does Watson appreciate this? If it works, is there a catch?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes is asexual, but he loves Irene and Watson. So he gets them to do to each other in bed what he would have done to them if he had the least interest in sex.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Asexuality, Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


BBC Christmas by sparkle_free Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Since I've suddenly found myself in a more festive mood as of late, can I please have some Christmas-related fic? Established relationship, pre-slash, or even just the epic bromance, I just want something to do with the holidays.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Blood Bound by sparkle_free Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I've come to the realization that this fandom is sorely lacking in Dexter crossovers, which is kinda sad, because, I mean, it's perfect!

I'm not picky, but I was thinking maybe something alone the lines of that's how Sherlock "ensured" Mr. Hudson's execution?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Mar 2011 Updated: 09 Mar 2011


Bumps in the Road by sparkle_free Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson attends some sort of conference or get together for doctors and finds that his friendship with Holmes has hurt is reputation. In a moment of weakness, Watson begins to doubt whether being friends with Holmes is worth it and decides to try and make some new friends(with great success). In an effort to keep Watson around, Holmes tries to change himself into the person he thinks Watson wants(with limited success).
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , First Times, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: Mary loves her husband. Very much. But he's not always around because he's with his friend, Holmes (be it that he's sexing up Holmes or just out on cases, whatever).

So she steps out. A lot. It's not anything with emotional attachment. She just wants some attention.

What she doesn't know is that Watson gets off on watching her with other men. He just loves knowing other men want her that badly. So much so that he arranges it that her liaisons are with a disguised Holmes and he can watch them together.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Costumes, Cunnilingus, Voyeurism
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock is introduced to Dance Dance Revolution. I'm not sure how. I don't know why. He can be amazingly good or hilariously awful. Just please make it happen.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Errant Comment by sparkle_free Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Errant Comment: "Eek! I loved this so, so much! Drunken!slut!Sherlock is the best, and Jim being all creepy and manipulative and stalkery was awesome!
Will there be more of this? Because I'd LOVE to read more of this!"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Gillian Anderson, Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sally Donovan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Ghosts and Absolutions by sparkle_free Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Sequel to Pens and Reparations
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: Pens and Reparations
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Go On by sparkle_free Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Can someone write a Holmes/Watson, Moriarty/Moran fic with parallel events? It works like this:

H/W love declaration vs. M/M love declaration
H/W first kiss vs. M/M first kiss
and so on...

And the stories are always quite similar, only M/M is more evil (or was that more fluffy?) in its execution.

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Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson, Sebastian Moran, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , First Times, Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: I really want some BBC!Sherlock family fluff (no incest please). Sherlock and Mycroft, John and Harry, whoever and whoever, any pairings. Just make it cute!
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Half a World Away by sparkle_free Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Watson go to Mycroft's estate for a romantic getaway.

The only problem is that they never told Mycroft they'd be using his estate and he suddenly shows up.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Harmony, Harmony by sparkle_free Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock discovers Robot Unicorn Attack
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: Sherlock Discovers Robot Unicorn Attack
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes and Watson DP Mary.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Okay. So. Holmes and Watson being violently pulled away from each other by an angry crowd (for whatever reason) and both Holmes and Watson fighting tooth and nail just trying to stay close to each other, frantically kicking, biting, hitting who ever is pulling them apart just to reach for the others hand. Bonus points if Holmes manages to break free and kisses the hell out of Watson before being dragged away. Kicking, screaming, crying. Just give me Holmes and Watson freaking the fuck out about being viciously separated.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Watson buys Holmes a guinea pig, since he's fed up with Gladstone being used as one in his experiments. What he couldn't predict was that Holmes becomes quite obsessed with the creature, getting him a mate and playing with them all day.

Bonus points for gay guinea pigs.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Holmes can't lie. by sparkle_free Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes accidentally ingests a drug that means he can only speak the truth.

Not just that, he will feel compelled to answer, no matter how much he might want to hide what he is about to say, or how horrifying he finds the whole "emotions" thing.

He's with Watson, of course.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: So, my prompt is someone feeling really, really shitty. Anyone at all, for any reason at all. And if you could make me laugh, I wouldn't be offended.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: movie. Holmes has been framed for something awful by Moriarty and everyone (including Watson, oh noes!) seems to believe him guilty so he decides to run but is so distracted and disheartened he doesn't manage to shake the police for long. Cue Watson helping Holmes escape and revealing he believed in Holmes all along and was only helping the police because he wanted to know what in the bloody hell was happening. Holmes and Watson and Mary all end up on the run and wacky shenanigans, danger, and thrilling last minute escapes ensue. At one point Holmes and Watson dress up like ladies much to Mary's amusement and at another Holmes and Mary pretend to be married much to Watson's. Holmes and Mary end up bonding leading to OT3 sexytimes. After some time (and with Mycroft and/or Irene's help) Holmes name is finally cleared and he's sad because he thinks this means OT3 time is over. Watson and Mary thoroughly disabuse him of this notion.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes/Watson. Holmes topping. '09 movieverse preferred, but I'll take whatever I can get. Just make it porny, please. :D b29;

Face-to-face sex would be greatly appreciated. =] But, again, I'll take whatever you're willing to give me.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex, Fellatio, Fingering
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Little Wonders by sparkle_free Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sick, confused, depressed Holmes shows up at the Watson household late at night during a storm, looking for Watson, but the doctor isn't there, just Mary. Holmes apologizes and turns to leave, but Mary gets the feeling that letting him go would be a VERY BAD IDEA and coaxes him inside. Some hours later, Watson returns home to find Mary cuddling a sleeping Holmes on the couch.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Love Like Winter by sparkle_free Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: BBC verse fic wherein John is in love with Sherlock but Sherlock clearly told him it wasn't going to happen in ASOP so he moves on with Lestrade. Cut to a point where he realizes Lestrade is in love with Sherlock and that Sherlock IS willing to be with Lestrade. So he gets them together and steps aside because he's too unassuming to believe this can be his. So he is all sad and lonely and pining.

But please, no self-harm. I prefer John be a brave little soldier, soldiering on with a broken heart.

Until, of course, the guys realize that it only works if it's all three of them. That John is indeed, as Moriarty said, the heart of Sherlock, and he takes care of Lestrade too. And then they have to convince John that he has a place with them too! And sexytiems ensue- preferably with bottom!John.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes and Watson are both sick with the flu, so it falls to Mrs. Hudson to look after them.

Bonus points if she shoves Watson into bed with Holmes because it's easier to keep an eye on them both that way.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011