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Stories by rat_chan
A Debt by rat_chan Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Post-Movie, Blackwood isn't dead (saved by, I dunno, Spiderman or something). But he's ruined. If he shows up as alive, he'll be executed for real. His title is worthless, his fortune has been seized. He figures the least he can do is spring Coward from the clink.

And is shocked to find that Coward still wants him.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Blackwood, Coward
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2011 Updated: 23 Mar 2011


A Morning Encounter by rat_chan Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: You had to convert me to Holmes/Moriarty, didn't you? DAMN YOU, RAT_CHAN. DAMN YOU AND DAMN ORSON WELLES.

Yeah. Holmes. Moriarty. Gunplay. Roll with it people!
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Gunkink
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


A risky gamble by rat_chan Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: In a fit of drunken gambling, Watson loses all his money, his watch, etc. until he's left with almost nothing. Desperate, he decides to wager Holmes' body, but loses the bet. The men he was gambling against want their winnings now.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: NonCon
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


A Wager Settled by rat_chan Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Not enough misuse has been made of Watson's cane.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Accountability by rat_chan Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Watson roleplay a rape fantasy, with bottom!Watson. Nothing truly violent, but just Watson acting all weak and helpless to stop Holmes, who won't take no for an answer and degrades Watson with words (calling him a slut & blaming him etc).
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Roleplaying
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Ascendancy by rat_chan Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Whenever I hear Watson say "You're Blackwood's last request" my mind goes to dirty, dirty places. Also, I read that tentacle rape fic earlier. Soo....I'm sorry about my brain.

When Blackwood appears at the bars right behind Holmes, he lets loose with his hidden tentacles. Which naturally have strong sort of memory-screwing drugs, so Holmes afterwards thinks it must have been all in his mind, because clearly Blackwood doesn't have tentacles.

AND THEN at the end of the movie, after Irene is unconscious and Blackwood and Holmes are fighting, SNEAK TENTACLE ATTACK. Watson interrupts (or comes right at the end) and knocks Blackwood off the ledge and gives Holmes lots and lots of TLC.

BUT DID BLACKWOOD USE HIS TENTACLES TO SWIM TO SAFETY? (I certainly don't know)
Categories: Fiction Characters: Blackwood, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Bleed for Me by rat_chan Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: A story to go with tabby_stardust's wonderful Moriarty/Holmes bondage artwork (linked at top of story) of the same name.
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: MM
Story Elements: Bondage, Gagging, NonCon, Torture
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Aug 2012 Updated: 08 Aug 2012


Breathless by rat_chan Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Watson
With [sexy] suspenders.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 26 Jul 2011 Updated: 26 Jul 2011


Call it what you will by rat_chan Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: In the excellent tradition of silver-tongued Moriartys (ie Orson Welles) I suggest Alan Rickman or Jeremy Irons. I WANT MORE HOLMES/MORIARTY. As blistering with hatred as lust as possible thank you.
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Canaria by rat_chan Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: After reichenbach watson reasons that the only way to keep Holmes safe and with him is to ensure he cannot go out on cases. He doses holmes with careful poison to keep him in an invalid state and blames it on failing health
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Drugging
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Conquest by rat_chan Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: During hot, tender villain sex, Blackwood tells Coward his visions for when he rules England/the world. Mostly how he will crown Coward as his consort, and no one will be able jack shit about it.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Blackwood, Coward
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex, Fingering
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2011 Updated: 23 Mar 2011


Contest by rat_chan Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Moriarty talking Holmes to orgasm. No physical contact - just lots and lots of mental stimulation.
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Jan 2012 Updated: 13 Jan 2012


Correspondence by rat_chan Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: "Holmes during The Hiatus. He's not the happy nomad he later describes to Watson, but a miserable fugitive; starved, stoned and missing Watson insanely.
He takes a lover or two, but after he calls them "Watson!" one too many times, it's out on his butt again, to wander alone, ducking the air-guns and busking for supper."
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: Dark!Watson has a boo-boo, so Holmes kisses it better.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: DubCon, Roleplaying
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Degeneration by rat_chan Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: All is well in front of the Scotland Yard chaps but when Holmes is alone Dark!HomophobicWatson is:
"I saw they way you were looking at Lestrade, you whore! You flaunt your depravity" like. Then he teaches Holmes a lesson.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: DubCon
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Explicit by rat_chan Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Moriarty gets Holmes for the holidays.
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, Sebastian Moran
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Jan 2012 Updated: 06 Jan 2012


Fifteen Minutes by rat_chan Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: As Ratigan waits for Basil to fall into his trap, he fantasizes about how thoroughly he will bring the Great Mouse Detective down...
Categories: Fiction Characters: Basil, Ratigan
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex, Masturbation, NonCon
Universe: The Great Mouse Detective
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


Folded Messages by rat_chan Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: For Challenge #2

All that I desire to point out is the general principle that life imitates art far more than art imitates life." –Oscar Wilde

Or, to be more precise, the theme is: art. Any type, any definition; as long as the entry incorporates or makes mention of some form of art, it goes.

(In the case of drawings, etc. - the fact that they are art themselves would obviously not be enough; the subject would have to relate to the theme in some way. )
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: Challenge #2
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Gratification by rat_chan Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Moriarty has more than one reason for torturing Holmes... He's been waiting for the day he could have him right where he wants him. Completely defenseless. Crying out in pain. Moriarty takes advantage of this moment to pleasure himself to the sounds of his nemesis screaming and writhing while tugging at him and playing in his wound.
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Torture
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Aug 2012 Updated: 11 Aug 2012


He Will Be Missed by rat_chan Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: My prompt is one of the boys has to write a eulogy for someone that they really cared about...and have a lot of trouble doing it...and the other comes and comforts them and helps the through it.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Home Is Where the... by rat_chan Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Basil refers to Ratigan as his "deceased former lover". This rather shocks Dawson for obvious reasons. It was a strategic confession, though, since Basil intends for Dawson to become his living, current lover.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Basil, Dawson
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: The Great Mouse Detective
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Mar 2011 Updated: 12 Mar 2011


Impelling Force by rat_chan Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: When he goes to meet Moriarty in his university office, Holmes plans out and executes all the moves/dialogue/what-have-you that will lead Moriarty into fucking him against the wall.

Or the blackboard.
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: MM
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Aug 2012 Updated: 18 Aug 2012


Incomplete Combustion by rat_chan Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes is a cheating whore. Watson is pissed as hell, and teaches him a lesson. Rough dub-con and name-calling with some moderate violence (slapping, manhandling, shoving around), please.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex, Biting, DubCon
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 26 Jul 2011 Updated: 26 Jul 2011


Limericks about Clarkey by rat_chan Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: A limerick about Clarky's sex life, please.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Constable Clarke, Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Humour, Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: Limericks about Clarkey
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Long Time, No Fig by rat_chan Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Figging. That's about it.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Figging
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 26 Jul 2011 Updated: 26 Jul 2011