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Penname: starlingthefool
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Stories by starlingthefool
Summary: So, way back on the original kinkmeme, I wrote a Sherlock Holmes/Dexter crossover with Watson as a conscientious sociopathic murderer.
Later, someone posted a request for some murder porn, and I decided to write a smutty sequel. Being the lazy asshole that I am, it took me about three months. (And I swear, I'll get back on the WIPs I've got eventually.)
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


BBC!Sex Pollen by starlingthefool Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: JUST.

BBC.

SEX POLLEN.

I NEED.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Drugging, Fellatio, Handjob
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: SUMMER CAMP AU.

Holmes and Watson are camp counselors. For some Irregular kids!

"Holmes, what the fuck are you doing it's curfew... Are those my swimming trunks? HOLMES!"

and

"I don't WANT to eat oatmeal."
"Holmes, you haven't eaten a damn thing today..."
*Holmes leers*
"Well, yes, aside from *coughs* that. And that doesn't count as breakfast."

(in a low voice) "Well, it is white, and thick... hmm... I think I may have discovered Cook's secret ingredient in our breakfast."

"...You are going to make me sick. You're not human."
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Mere Imagination by starlingthefool Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes invites Watson and Mary to visit the family estate. Watson and Mary make a terrifying discovery: These people have a bigger case of the cray cray than Sherlock does. His mother is a medievalist scholar and a nudist who stalks around reciting Chaucer while naked, his father believes in the healing power of crystals and stays up all night trying to build a better harpsichord (out of steel!), the valet is often called on to clean up explosions, they're in a threesome relationship with someone else who has the patience of a saint, there's an ostrich in the stables for no apparent reason, and of course both Mama and Daddy (and the third member of the marriage) Holmes are overjoyed that their little Sher-sher has finally settled down with a nice boy and a nice girl. Holmes is all, "aw, thanks", Watson is all "WAIT, WHAT?", and Mary is extremely amused.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


o discordia! by starlingthefool Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: The Dark Tower crossover
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Modern day AU

Holmes goes undercover at a Pride festival whilst Watson is out of town on business.

He is surprised to find Watson and Mary with bi pride pins.

Bonus if Holmes' undercover get-up involves dripping-with-sequins drag.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011