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Penname: ladylovelace
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Stories by ladylovelace
A Matter of Experience by ladylovelace Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Watson have become lovers and are a few weeks into it when Watson discovers that their first time together was Holmes' first time having sex, period. Watson, as usual, had no idea and wasn't exactly gentle during it. In fact, it was on the rough side, with Holmes on the bottom.

Cue surprise, guilt and Watson making it up to Holmes with sweet, soft nookie while Holmes is all "I don't see the big deal, BUT OKAY."
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Virginity
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: Frustrated virgin character: "I really want to have sex."

Other character: "I think you'd be good at it."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mike Stamford
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Virginity
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Against the current by ladylovelace Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: That's how my whole day has felt. Someone please make me feel less tired and fkhakjsgh by brining cuddly I-just-really-need-a-hug-right now Watson. Holmes should be administering said hug. Just, pwease?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Belly Rubs by ladylovelace Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I want Watson giving pregnant!Holmes belly rubs. Granada!verse.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Mpreg
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Childbirth by ladylovelace Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I'd love to read a story where Watson & Holmes are having a baby together, & Holmes is the one who is pregnant and is actually rather excited to be the one carrying the baby!!!
That is, until Watson stupidly is all,
“Well old cock, childbirth will be EXTREMELY painful…and I have no idea how you will actually be giving birth.”
Way to be a buzz kill, Watson.
I’d love for Watson to reassure Holmes, and for them to discuss baby names.
C:

I usually hate Mpreg stories....so IDEK why I'm so excited to read one...
It’s probably because I love this pairing so damn much.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Mpreg
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Cuddling on a train by ladylovelace Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Not established relationship - Watson falls asleep on the train, so Holmes seizes the opportunity and leans his head against Watson's chest without him noticing.

But actually Watson is awake, and he puts his arm around Holmes, who is shocked at first but then it's all fluffy and cuddly. (With a swift separation of the two when the ticket collector inspects their compartment.)
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


DIY by ladylovelace Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson has a mechanical cock.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: While working a case Sherlock and Watson discover that the crime was commited in the name of some guys male lover. Watson is all like, "Doesn't make sense why would anyone risk it not to mention the tremendous pain of trying to have intercourse..." and Holmes cuts him off being all, "Well that's not quite right" and goes on to describe in loving, meticulous detail about the joys of having a penis inside you.

Initially Watson's mustache gets all bent out of shape but a few weeks later he's asking for a demonstration.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Feb 2011 Updated: 13 Feb 2011


Summary: Errant Comment: Thanks for all the orgasms kinkmemers. I haven't jacked off this often since I was 15.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: Five Times Lestrade Was Turned Down

And One Time He Wasn't
Categories: Fiction Characters: Constable Clarke, Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes discovers the joy of dressing (and the removal of) corsets.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: Watson has slept with ladies from all walks of life, but this is the first time he's slept with a man. I'd like to see him thinking about the differences between sleeping with a man and sleeping with a woman and maybe something about how gorgeous Holmes is in a way unlike any of his other partners.

A little nervousness at the beginning ("Am I doing this right? How does this work again?") wouldn't hurt either, but it's not required.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Iron Man Watson by ladylovelace Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

ohn Watson returned from Afghanistan thin as a lathe, brown as a nut, and with shrapnel from an Afghani mine embedded in his chest. With one year left to live, he returned to London and took up lodgings at 221b Baker street.

However, after only three months his new found friend and rooommate Sherlock Holmes already finds the prospect of life without John Watson unacceptable. A detective by nature and a scientist by training, he begins work on a powerful new electromagnet....


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Life or Death
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: I'm sure there have been prompts for this and I just haven't seen them but here it goes. Can I have some baddie who 'forces' Watson and Holmes to have sex with each other not knowing they totally do it all the time. So the two of them go along with it in a totally half assed fashion, being all "Oh dear, oh no *giggle* stop. This is deucely uncomfortable" during then laughing about it later. "Deucely uncomfortable, really? That was the best you could come up with?"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Roleplaying, XXX or Die
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: RDJ!Holmes going undercover as a private whore for a wealthy man who's suspected of (insert huge crime/treason here). The man, however, is abusive and demanding and generally horrible, and there's lot of dub!con going on, and whenever Watson and Holmes meet for Watson to pass along secret information Watson is getting more and more freaked out while Holmes just tries to brush it off as necessary and unimportant.

Cue BAMF-y Watson saving the day and them getting the crucial information and Watson doctoring our poor Holmes up and generally showing him that sex is most definitely not a terrible experience.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: DubCon
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Slut!Watson by ladylovelace Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: There's been a lot of slut holmes, but where's the slut watson? How many lovers? in how many continents? You can't tell me he wouldn't be on his stomach begging for it!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


The Language of Love by ladylovelace Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Movieverse! please

Holmes keeps saying "I love you, please sleep with me" to Watson in French.
The thing is Watson dosen't know French, so he try's to find out what Holmes is saying to him.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes has written a monograph on the subject of Watson. Chapter 6 is entitled "Jam."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: The Practical Manual of Watson Culture
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: Expansion of The Practical Manual of Watson Culture
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: The Practical Manual of Watson Culture
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


To Sleep by ladylovelace Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Watson must share a bed during a case, but once they get back to Baker Street, they find themselves unable to sleep alone.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock dosent know how to kiss, so John teaches him.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Watson's Thoughts by ladylovelace Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: HOLMES CAN SUDDENLY READ WATSON'S THOUGHTS.

WATSON IS A DEPRAVED MAN.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Wet Dreams by ladylovelace Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes, for the first time in his life, experiences nocturnal emission. He's confused thinking it's a medical thing so he asks the good Dr. Watson WHAT THE DEAL IS. Watson's amused.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


You, Me, Now. by ladylovelace Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: "me, you, sex, NOW"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011