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Penname: f_m_r_l [Contact]
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1 of 50 Ways by f_m_r_l Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: 50 Ways to Leave your Lover -- multiple short fills.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 22 Apr 2011 Updated: 22 Apr 2011


A Little Sugar by f_m_r_l Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: "I need BBC!Sherlock and John having just a quiet, sweet moment or day. Something happy. First kiss, first time, something. Domestic bliss, even."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: http://xkcd.com/1002/

Sherlock is an android specifically built to win at one of the last two games.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2012 Updated: 05 Feb 2012


Summary: When Holmes is captured by some baddies, HBIC!Lestrade and BAMF!Botson come to the rescue.

But I hadn't heard of SH22 at the time I wrote the fill, and didn't notice it was a 'verse. So, though it was prompted for SH22, it's a steampunk AU.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 01 May 2011 Updated: 01 May 2011


Brownie by f_m_r_l Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: John comes home from work to find brownies on his bedside table and Sherlock Holmes in his bed, naked except for the apron and pot holders.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: Dark!Tentacle!Jam!Watson
Categories: Art Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 03 Mar 2011 Updated: 03 Mar 2011


Exactly by f_m_r_l Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Why did Holmes choose to shoot the Queen's initials (VR) into the wall?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 27 Mar 2011 Updated: 27 Mar 2011


For King and Country by f_m_r_l Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: "50 ways to leave your lover, any pairing, any 'verse, multiple short fills"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 24 Apr 2011 Updated: 24 Apr 2011


Found by f_m_r_l Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: "Watson is immortal. He's still alive now. What does he do? What does he think of the popularity of his stories, and the many adaptations of them?"
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: ACD is a Prat
Universe: Modern Era (Non-Specific), Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Sep 2011 Updated: 05 Sep 2011


Gravid by f_m_r_l Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes becomes pregnant after a threesome with a tentacle beast and Watson.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bestiality, Mpreg, Threesomes
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: See title. Three teeny fills, the last one probably most along the lines of what the prompter intended.
Categories: Ficlets, Art Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 01 May 2011 Updated: 01 May 2011


Home Sweet Home by f_m_r_l Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: "Watson is a sparkly vampire. Holmes is a werewolf that walks around shirtless. Make with the smut.
'09 verse."
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 27 May 2011 Updated: 27 May 2011


Summary: The Bulwer-Lytton Contest has people submit the worst opening sentence from the worst novels never written. Some of them are truly inspiring in their awfulness.

In that vein: write the worst opening sentence for the worst Holmes story never written.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges:
Series: It was a dark and stormy night
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Lachrymatory by f_m_r_l Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Victorian Lachrymatories
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Jun 2011 Updated: 08 Jun 2011


Lachrymatory by f_m_r_l Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

There had been some discussion of posting a prompt for lachrymatory bottles (see http://www.lachrymatory.com/victorian.htm). Possibly it was posted, and this is a reprompt. Possibly not.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Jun 2011 Updated: 13 Jun 2011


Life... ITSELF! by f_m_r_l Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: (Errant comment) The OP loves Leslock and how the person who did the fill brought their relationship to life.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, James Moriarty, Molly, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Crack, Errant Comment
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 22 Apr 2011 Updated: 22 Apr 2011


London Dreaming by f_m_r_l Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: "Inspired by a fill on the BBC meme: London dreams of Sherlock Holmes.

"Any verse. Every verse. Whatever you like."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: ACD, Gladstone, Inspector Lestrade, Irene Adler, Irregulars, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Molly, Mrs. Hudson, OFC, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Costumes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Sherlock (BBC), Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 28 Feb 2011 Updated: 28 Feb 2011


Missives by f_m_r_l Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: "Holmes discovers that Watson's newest lady friend is already married... to Lestrade. Neither Watson nor Lestrade know what's really going on. What does Holmes decide to do? Who does he tell?"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irregulars, John Watson, OFC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 25 Jun 2011 Updated: 25 Jun 2011


Mrs. Hudson Has Her Way by f_m_r_l Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Dark!Mrs. Hudson finds out about the true nature of Holmes and Watson's relationship and blackmails them.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Mrs. Hudson
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Sep 2011 Updated: 05 Sep 2011


Not in honey by f_m_r_l Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Of the different incarnations of Holmes in the cartoon, we were lacking a mummy Sherlock Holmes.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Sep 2011 Updated: 07 Sep 2011


Summary: Randy little peacock Sherlock spreading his tail feathers out for his plain little peahen John.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Genderfuck
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Mar 2011 Updated: 09 Mar 2011


Summary: "So I was reading this a-freaking-dorable and hilarious fill here, and my prompt is this: art of squirrel Sherlock and John, with their little scarf and sweater. C'mon people, you know you want to :)"
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: A Study in Squirrels
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


That 70's Porn by f_m_r_l Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: If we're going for porn, I want a bad '70s porn thing. Which means, terrible dialogue and puns. Terrible excuses for getting naked "OH I DON'T HAVE MONEY FOR THE PIZZA DELIVERY. WILL YOU TAKE SOMETHING ELSE?"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


The Cold Shoulder by f_m_r_l Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Fifty Ways to Leave your Lover
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, Molly, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 02 Jun 2011 Updated: 02 Jun 2011


Summary: Holmes discovers Tribbles and becomes fascinated by them. They multiply and coo like pigeons! Experiments must ensue! Perhaps Watson notices and attempts to save them?

I would prefer the Tribbles to be the only Star Trek reference. Not sure how Holmes comes across them. Maybe they were part of a villain's genetic experiment or something, IDK.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011