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Stories by Bonzananza
Anxiety by Bonzananza Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Sherlock has an anxiety attack.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: MM
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 03 Apr 2012 Updated: 03 Apr 2012


Fuck the Police by Bonzananza Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

http://www.cracked.com/article_19065_18-o

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Check out number 10, and tell me that doesn't look like our dear Hotson on a quadricycle of DEATH.

This needs fic...or art. Either would be cool.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 04 Mar 2012 Updated: 04 Mar 2012


Hangman by Bonzananza Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

I had this dream that Moriarty had captured both Holmes and Watson in AGoS. He knew Watson had sent the telegram, and in order to find out to whom it was sent he hanged Holmes in front of Watson over and over again. He did this over and over again in longer and longer intervals until finally Watson told him. However, once he had what he wanted, he just left Holmes hanging and left Watson tied to a chair. Of course Watson escaped and resusitated Holmes (mouth to mouth baby!).


Categories: Fiction Characters: None
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Torture
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 20 Mar 2012 Updated: 20 Mar 2012


Learning to Dance by Bonzananza Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

When did Sherlock teach Watson how to dance?


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: MM
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2012 Updated: 04 Mar 2012


Operation by Bonzananza Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

I would like a fic where RDJ!Holmes somehow ends up with a bellyful of live, flapping butterflies. And Law!Watson has to get them out, one by one, through Holmes' navel.

 


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: None
Pairing: MM
Story Elements: Medical Fetish
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 04 Apr 2012 Updated: 04 Apr 2012


Punishment by Bonzananza Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes has continual flashbacks and nightmares about his torture at the hands of Moriarty. After waking up one night in a cold sweat, Watson attempts to comfort Holmes... and they end up getting it on in an angsty sorta way.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: MM
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Mar 2012 Updated: 11 Mar 2012


Roses are Red by Bonzananza Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Jim and Sherlock dance. Painfully.

 


Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Torture
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 27 Mar 2012 Updated: 27 Mar 2012


Summary:

Watson and Holmes and any variation of Simza or gypsies – what exactly happens when Watson dances too much? Have fun with the drink part as well if you'd like. (RitchieVerse)


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Mar 2012 Updated: 11 Mar 2012