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Penname: the_rusty_bird
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Stories by the_rusty_bird
Summary: Holmes working out on paper the reasoning behind his notion of himself and Watson as 'friends' and the possibility of becoming 'lovers'.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Foursome by the_rusty_bird Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Irene and Watson jointly seduce Holmes. Mary watches.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes, Voyeurism
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 211
[Report This] Published: 01 Mar 2011 Updated: 01 Mar 2011


Summary:

Mary/Watson

Prompt: Epic femdom, particulars up to you. Up until the wedding night, Mary keeps her particular tastes under such close wraps that even nosy Holmes only has an inkling that Mary is the toppiest top who ever topped a man. How long does it take for Watson to realize he's never going to be the master of his own bed, except when Mary lets him once in a while for variety's sake? What does Watson think about the difference between his wife's public persona and the Mary that comes out when the lock clicks shut?

Bonus if Holmes figures it out but doesn't let on, except that he ambiguously needles Watson and shoots knowing looks at Mary, who can't figure out of Holmes knows or not but strongly suspects.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: D/s
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 2783
[Report This] Published: 13 Mar 2011 Updated: 13 Mar 2011


Summary:

Mary/Watson

Prompt: Epic femdom, particulars up to you. Up until the wedding night, Mary keeps her particular tastes under such close wraps that even nosy Holmes only has an inkling that Mary is the toppiest top who ever topped a man. How long does it take for Watson to realize he's never going to be the master of his own bed, except when Mary lets him once in a while for variety's sake? What does Watson think about the difference between his wife's public persona and the Mary that comes out when the lock clicks shut?

Bonus if Holmes figures it out but doesn't let on, except that he ambiguously needles Watson and shoots knowing looks at Mary, who can't figure out of Holmes knows or not but strongly suspects.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: D/s
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2783
[Report This] Published: 13 Mar 2011 Updated: 13 Mar 2011


Summary: When Watson was married to Mary (Why does that phrase feel so awkward to me?), he loved being able to kiss her as much as he wanted. He could go for a not inconsiderable amount of time just necking. As much as he enjoyed making love to her, he enjoyed the intimacy of kissing even more.

So... now that Mary's gone and he's back at Baker Street with Holmes, he doesn't really have that luxury to just kiss someone he loves as much as he wants. Somehow, awkward conversation, snooping in a journal or something, Holmes finds out about it and decides to help him fill that need.

What I'd really love to see is Holmes and Watson having long, drawn out kissing sessions. Bonus if, after a while, Watson comes to realize that Holmes isn't doing this as just a friend helping another friend scratch the proverbial itch. Super!Bonus if Watson returns Holmes' not-so-platonic-as-he-thought love.

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Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: Watson leaves porn around the house . Six word fill
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011