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Envoi by cj_ludd18 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Can I have a fluffy, hurt and comforty retirement fic, please?
It raining constantly, and I want to read something quiet, sad and philosphical.

Please incorporate this somehow:
"The friends of Mr. Sherlock Holmes will be glad to learn that he is still alive and well, though somewhat crippled by occasional attacks of rheumatism.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


For Luck by cj_ludd18 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Lestrade are trapped ~somewhere~ and Holmes is injured. Lestrade takes care of him, and despite how awkward he is you can tell he really does care about Holmes. Watson of course rescues them, preferably in completely BAMFy style, but despite how completely glad Holmes is to see Watson, he doesn't let go of Lestrade's hand ;)
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Gregson/Lestrade by cj_ludd18 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Lestrade/Gregson. Anything. I really don't care. Handcuff play? Sure. First meeting? Why the fuck not. Undercover in a 'gentlemen's club'? I'll mary you
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade, John Watson
Genre: Angst, Drama , First Times, Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: I want Holmes and Watson to be in on a joke and Lestrade is off in the corner ALL OUT OF THE LOOP. D:
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: Lestrade and Watson duel for Sherlock.

With their dicks.

Grenada verse preferred, but I just want to read this so so bad and will be happy with anything!
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: Lestrade and Watson duel for Sherlock.
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011


Summary: Kinda BBC prompt I guess - I want modern day Lestrade and Gregson! Make that Lestrade/Gregson. Because it's not illegal anymore (like that ever stopped anyone)!
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Modern Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary:

I want to see a fic where Holmes really did take that tumble off the falls. BUT WAIT- when Watson is going through his friends belongings, he finds a certain little book o'spells. I want there to be a spell where you can bring someone back from the dead (Impossible, I know really) BUT, someone else must die to do it.

GIVE ME DARK WATSON TORTURE. I would really like to see his thought process. Why does he decide to go through with the spell? Who does he sacrifice? Mary? Painfull scenes with Mary being tortured in the ritual/angsty good-bye sex that she doesn't know is good-bye are welcome. Did Watson fully understand what Holmes did for his mental state before Holmes died?

It's up to anon on whether or not the spell actually works. But if it works, does Watson confess what he's done? What are Holmes reactions? I'm not looking for a happy fluffy bunny ending, but I would prefer if Holmes didn't turn Watson away completely. If the ritual doesn't work, how does Watson live with himself, or does he?

You can put any pairings in here, but at the core of it, I'd like it to be Holmes/Watson. Also, if you cannot write rituals/spellwork, I'm not picky. The spell itself is not important. What I really want to see is Watson's mental process, and how his actions change without Holmes around to tell him "that's enough."


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


the ebb and flow by cj_ludd18 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: For Challenge #1

Action and reaction, ebb and flow, trial and error, change - this is the rhythm of living. Out of our over-confidence, fear; out of our fear, clearer vision, fresh hope. And out of hope, progress." - Bruce Barton
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: Challenge #1
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


The Fall Guy by cj_ludd18 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes does something stupid/reckless/illegal. Lestrade risks his job/reputation/life to make it go away.

It's not until weeks/months later, when Lestrade has gone missing/arrested/whatever, that Holmes (asshole extraordinaire) and dear Watson realize what Lestrade had done/risked. They take care of business in entirely BAMFy ways and bring Lestrade back.

Over-exaggerated pets and cuddles and gratitude in order to turn Lestrade into a blushing, uncomfortable mess are always welcomed.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


THIS IS A CLEVER TITLE by cj_ludd18 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock and John have been drinking for whatever reason, and when they get back to Baker Street, Sherlock learns a LOT more about John. Namely that he's a really good lover and that assistant of Mycroft's was a silly bint for brushing him off.

Things get VERY UNCOMFORTABLE in the morning, because John's supposed to be straight, Sherlock's supposed to be nothing, and Mrs. Hudson TOTALLY HEARD THEM!

And things just go downhill from there, with everyone still assuming they're a couple, cause now they aren't exactly wrong. And if Mycroft shows up, he's all "O hai, Sherlock. See you finally got laid."

And as with most things, it's all solved with a lot more sex. The end.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Until the Sun Sets by cj_ludd18 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: WW2 Germany is when and where Sherlock and Watson live. As Hitler rises to power, a sudden distressing thought occurs to perfectly Aryan Watson... Holmes is awfully dark... And after prying that Holmes resists for obvious reasons, he admits his mother was Jewish, although he is atheist. Cue worried!Watson and Nazis!!
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: Until the Sun Sets
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011